Oh, GrannyTammy's mom is single again. Pretty sure they'll be Great Grandma and Grandma cougars. All living together with Ryan and his never-ever-wanna-marry-baby-momma and all her kids. Well, good news is, GrannyTammy only has custody of two of her own - for now.
Meghead - kiss of death, her marriage will be a casualty of this show.
Call my ex - I will right hook you. Because it's stupid and you'll find out when you are Jimmy's ex. None of your business. I don't care if I need to stand on Shannon's ottoman or stand on one of her two kitchen counters, I will rlight hook you or put cayan pepper on your shrimp. Get a job Meghan. Neck model for starters.
Where was David? In the coat closet by the front door?
Eddie was enjoying that food so much. I bet he was thinking "all this bullshit I have to put up with I'm eating all this good food." I still would take the leftovers to go, as long as Shannon didn't snif them.