S10.E14: Lisa's Journey LIVE CHAT

[EtheltoTillie]

No carbs. Get cookies!  

[dreadfulLeigh]

“The diet’s confusing.”

Yeah, it doesn’t say how many sheet pans per meal I can have 😩 

[mk828]

Cookies are not on da diet 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Hellga said:

I confess to cuddling the sheets for a few seconds when I first get it out of the dryer and they are nice and warm! 

In winter I change into my hot clothes right away…it is bliss

[poeticlicensed]

The diet is NOT confusing. It says exactly what you eat. She just doesn't like it so she pretends she's confused 

Edited February 3, 2022 by poeticlicensed

[EtheltoTillie]

And cereal. And sugar!  

[mmecorday]

"The diet is confusing. It doesn't specify how many cookies I can have and what kind."

[Hellga]

I think she might legitimately benefit from an in-house dietician visit.  She doesn't sound smart enough to figure out the diet.  I mean, cookies?  Something with SUGAR?  And 7 boxes of cereal? 

[umgoblue]

Wait Dr. Now...peanut butter cookies aren't protein...but...but..but..the peanut butter!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I was 💯sure that Lisa was going to stick to the diet and that Randy would stand up to her. Hahaha

[Hellga]

Corn dogs?  Soda?  REALLY?  Did she not even look at the diet?  Maybe she is not dumb, she just doesn't care. 

[Suzywriter]

I now despise peanut butter cookies even more. 

[Eldemarge]

So they decided to do the All-Carb-All-Sugar version of the "diet."

[Lillith]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I believe that's a resounding no. She's just a crier. Who was the guy who was shitty to his long suffering wife and was crying all the time? Someone will know.

Yeah when she asked for one of each of the cookies after her sister got rid of the junk food that was painfully clear. 

[TazDevil]

What the hell is this shopping trip???!!!???  Is the diet that Dr. Now sent to her written in Sanskrit that she thinks all that crap is ok????

[dreadfulLeigh]

Is this for real?? Is she playing this for the cameras? Flabbergasted. Gotta get those carb-free potato chips and non-fat chip dip.

[mk828]

That's all we need.. Translates to that's what I will eat in 2 days.. 

[Dashing Off]

The Diet: No carbs.

Lisa: Literally all the carbs.

K.

[EtheltoTillie]

This is Supermarket Sweep a full cart of crap.  

[mmecorday]

"I can do the exercises and diet Dr. Now wants me to do. But not today. Or any day."

[borealis]

5 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I am lol that Dr Now puts the responsibility of getting her ass to Houston on her. Wtf did she think was going to happen? That he was gonna send a car for her?

Magic carpet ride.

[OoogleEyes]

Is this grocery shopping happening right after she spoke with Dr. Now?? Jesus,  take the wheel 

[Pepper Mostly]

FIVE BAGS OF CHIPS. 

FOUR BAGS OF PIZZA ROLLS. 

I am no nutritionist, but I think I can state with confidence that these items are not on Dr. Now's diet plan.

[MsVixen]

Where the hell are they traveling to?  Out of the country and back?  That's more food than I have bought in 2 months!!!

[Chicklet]

She didn't even last a week on the diet, good grief.

And I want to see proof of leg exercises lol.

[sainte-chapelle]

How…how is lean protein and no carbs confusing

[EtheltoTillie]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I was 💯sure that Lisa was going to stick to the diet and that Randy would stand up to her. Hahaha

Randy could barely stand up and push the cart. 

[Splashes]

Wow that grocery list. Thats so much food. Like three months of food.

[mk828]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

"The diet is confusing. It doesn't specify how many cookies I can have and what kind."

I just noticed your avatar.. Haha love it! 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

In winter I change into my hot clothes right away…it is bliss

Have you ever encountered a hot jeans snap? 😱

[Kid]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

I think she might legitimately benefit from an in-house dietician visit.  She doesn't sound smart enough to figure out the diet.  I mean, cookies?  Something with SUGAR?  And 7 boxes of cereal? 

What about you can’t eat cookies does she not understand? I am sure there’s a list of things you can eat and a list of things you can’t eat. She understands just fine. She doesn’t want to do it.

[Twopper]

Cookies?  I just ordered  $40 of GS cookies. 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, TazDevil said:

What the hell is this shopping trip???!!!???  Is the diet that Dr. Now sent to her written in Sanskrit that she thinks all that crap is ok????

DEAD

[charmed1]

Oh my god! I’ve never seen that much food in one basket. Even for a party or a family of five. He is always the kind of guy I get stuck behind in the grocery store.

[aliya]

Whoa, that cart is stacked high - with junk.

Do these people remember that they're being filmed and paid to be on a weight loss show? Do they think they should try just a little?

These will be the same people who cry in the scale room - how did that happen? I worked so hard!

[snarkish]

I believe a pack of stoned teenagers would have had a healthier shopping cart. The cashier probably thought he was having a party.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

We need to pool resources and open a restaurant called the Recliner Diner, where everyone lies in a hospital bed and has a meal prepared at bedside in an electric frypan. Like trailer park Hibachi.

Like preparing a Caesar salad table side. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Hellga said:

I think she might legitimately benefit from an in-house dietician visit.  She doesn't sound smart enough to figure out the diet.  I mean, cookies?  Something with SUGAR?  And 7 boxes of cereal? 

Wasn't there some guy in the early years that wailed because he couldn't have donuts? 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, mmecorday said:

"I can do the exercises and diet Dr. Now wants me to do. But not today. Or any day."

I'm convinced most of these bullshitters put off doing the diet until like two days before their next appointment.  And then lose 7 lbs and they are SHOCKED at what the scale says!  They tried Really Hard!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I was 💯sure that Lisa was going to stick to the diet and that Randy would stand up to her. Hahaha

Oh my sweet summer child.

[aliya]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I now despise peanut butter cookies even more. 

Speaking of peanut butter cookies - is it Girl Scout time yet?

[sainte-chapelle]

WTF I am still laughing at her shopping….this is nuts

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

Cookies?  I just ordered  $40 of GS cookies. 

Isn't that like, two boxes? No offense, Girl Scouts. Love your Samoas.

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Like preparing a Caesar salad table side. 

Ooh! Or when they make guacamole fresh, table side...

Edited February 3, 2022 by Elizzikra

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

"I can do the exercises and diet Dr. Now wants me to do. But not today. Or any day."

What do we say to the God of Weight Loss?  NOT TODAY!

[Suzywriter]

I hate the Progressive commercial with Flo's mean sister. 

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

These will be the same people who cry in the scale room - how did that happen? I worked so hard!

"The scale is WRONG".

[poeticlicensed]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

We need to pool resources and open a restaurant called the Recliner Diner, where everyone lies in a hospital bed and has a meal prepared at bedside in an electric frypan. Like trailer park Hibachi.

No bathrooms necessary. Everyone gets a bedpan

[ams1001]

Go away Lume!

I've only gotten this commercial on youtube before and I skip it every time.

[7EasyPayments]

7 boxes of sugar cereal, and every flavor of Oreos available.

Little Debbie, TastyKake, Hostess, Krispy Kreme.

If that isn't enuffff- you can go again tomorrow.

Love you, babe!!!

[snarkish]

"Get 8 cases of sody. It'll get drinken".