S10.E07: Ryan's Journey LIVE CHAT

[MsVixen]

Ryan, as one who has dieted, I can absolutely assure you that you will never know your progress if you don't have a fucking scale!!!  Your clothes may get looser but that doesn't mean that you got down to 650.

[poeticlicensed]

No dude cheat days make it worse, not better. 

[dreadfulLeigh]

“Messed with my vitality” WTF 😂 

[LEILANI2]

OMG this whole episode will just be him going to the recycling center and never can get weighed.  This must be the April Fool's episode run early.

Edited December 16, 2021 by LEILANI2

[Eldemarge]

How old is this manbaby?

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Guys I need something TLC to binge while I'm on the autotrain for 18 hours. I gave up on 90DF and Sister wives a couple of seasons ago. Which do you think I should catch up on.? 

90DF, preferably the Reader's Digest versions (Pillow Talk). Sister wives is still the same nonsense. It really should be called "These are my ex wives that I don't like". Kody doesn't like any of the wives except Robyn, and none of the wives like each other, but they hang around aging rapidly and claiming to be committed to the lifestyle rather than the man. 

[mmecorday]

We're getting cheated out of a road trip. Not fair! If I don't hear "Can we stop and get some fast food?" at least three times an episode, are we even watching "My 600-Pound Life?"

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, String Theory said:

I wear them even if it's snowing 😀!

Cheeses (not Dr Now approved) my toes would freeze. Love me some socks. 

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, mk828 said:

My cat most certainly wasn't happy with me when I dressed him up as Santa and took this, but that cat definitely has it worse though!  

He is amazing in that he stayed put long enough for the picture.  My cat would let me dress her up, not hissing or scratching or wriggling, but literally the second I turned away, she would disappear, all the clothes laying on the couch where she just was.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll be surprised if he even lost an ounce.

[Lima Bean]

That looks like a vet clinic.

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, MsVixen said:

Ryan, as one who has dieted, I can absolutely assure you that you will never know your progress if you don't have a fucking scale!!!  Your clothes may get looser but that doesn't mean that you got down to 650.

Especially if your clothes are stretched out sweatpants and t shirts 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh sure, you have a friend who's "not doing well" so you can't do the diet. Fuck you Ryan.

[CringeWatcher]

It’s the snow’s fault. M’kay. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

2 minutes ago, Kid said:

Adorable!!!

Totally adorable.

I hope kitty received a lot of special food and treats, kitty might be thinking of hurting you for that indignity.  

How many times is he going to try that poor scale?   You can tell he hasn't lost any weight.     Bet he's still chugging down barrels of soda too. 

Edited December 16, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[hookedontv]

Ryan had to juggle a lot. What the fuck, he doesn’t do anything. 

[ams1001]

30 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Popcorn is good but only airpopped NOT flavoured. The calorie count is the same as chips

So not this that I discovered at Wegmans yesterday?

[Yokosmom]

His exercise is with his Big gulp cup?

[LEILANI2]

He's still walking like a jugaboo.

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

How old is this manbaby?

Physically, 31, but his joints probably disagree.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

How old is this manbaby?

31

[Suzywriter]

Has Ryan smiled yet? Even once? 

[Hellga]

We can't really guess his weight, can we?  We never got his starting point...

Is he back at the place with 650-limit scale or do they have a bigger one one?  No way is he down to below 650...  and I would be truly disappointed if this is another 'mystery weight' appointment.

[Yokosmom]

There’s no way his trip to Houston will top Lacey’s. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Lima Bean said:

That looks like a vet clinic.

He should go to the vet clinic. How do they weigh horses or cows? 

[Splashes]

This guy is soooo dulllllllll. I had a choice and I could have spent the last hour hitting my head on a wall instead.

[umgoblue]

Just now, Hellga said:

We can't really guess his weight, can we?  We never got his starting point...

Is he back at the place with 650-limit scale or do they have a bigger one one?  No way is he down to below 650...  and I would be truly disappointed if this is another 'mystery weight' appointment.

10 months later...still no baseline weight.  He is truly a winner.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Has Ryan smiled yet? Even once? 

His grandfather died a few decades ago, so there’s that.

[String Theory]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

How old is this manbaby?

31 going on two.....

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, DropTheSoap said:

Physically, 31, but his joints probably disagree.

Don't worry, his 13-year old personality is so large, it will average out to 31 even if his joints, heart, liver, etc. are all 60+!

[Chicklet]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He should go to the vet clinic. How do they weigh horses or cows? 

They don't, at least Dr. Oakley just says "that's a big animal" .

[LEILANI2]

The audacity to show this episode if it's just a him never being able to get weighed. Tlc hates us.

[String Theory]

2 minutes ago, Yokosmom said:

His exercise is with his Big gulp cup?

Probably has enough weight in those Big Gulp's to do bicep curls!

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

They bought a card table.

You do eat with your eyes first, you know 

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

We're getting cheated out of a road trip. Not fair! If I don't hear "Can we stop and get some fast food?" at least three times an episode, are we even watching "My 600-Pound Life?"

After 2 hours:  "I really pushed myself today, so we have to stop for the night..."   

Man, we're getting cheated out of that?? :(

[7EasyPayments]

Late !!!

Had an excellent workout with the stationary bike and the Led Zep boxed set.

No Mr. Big scenario !!!! 🤣

Not feeling too snark=alicious today...

more, there but for the grace of God go I.

Merry Christmas. 🎅

 

 

 

 

 

 

[mk828]

3 minutes ago, Hellga said:

He is amazing in that he stayed put long enough for the picture.  My cat would let me dress her up, not hissing or scratching or wriggling, but literally the second I turned away, she would disappear, all the clothes laying on the couch where she just was.  

He's extremely photogenic. Just lucky enough to get pictures like this all the time out of him. 

[ams1001]

Scale still won't read. How'd those cheat days work out for you?

Oh, the scale is malfunctioning. I see.

[GrammyPammy]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Guys I need something TLC to binge while I'm on the autotrain for 18 hours. I gave up on 90DF and Sister wives a couple of seasons ago. Which do you think I should catch up on.? 

Try the 90 Day Fiancé:Love in the Caribbean. Much less scripted. I watch Addicted to Marriage, too.

[Hellga]

Error!  So still over 660 pounds.  Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

And of course it's the scale malfunction, because he worked so hard. 

[mmecorday]

#malfunctioningscale

[Auntie Anxiety]

If you watch “Bronx Zoo” on Animal Planet, you’ll see how they weigh the animals. They train them to get onto a scale using positive training techniques. Very interesting.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Cheeses (not Dr Now approved) my toes would freeze. Love me some socks. 

I have 8 pairs of outdoor boots, including 5 LL Bean duck styles, ranging from the insulated low-rider to a pair of great whopping clod hoppers with a removable wool felt lining. These are worn with one or two of my 30 pairs of wool socks.  I prefer wool socks with sheep patterns on them.

[hookedontv]

“I think the scale is malfunctioning.”

Fuck you Ryan. What a dolt. 

[Splashes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He should go to the vet clinic. How do they weigh horses or cows? 

That would generally be a large animal vet that does surgery. They have these giant metal scales to like 2500 pounds. I remember seeing them when I was little.

[TazDevil]

Don't blame the scale.  You know there's no way you're under 660 so that the scale can be used.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He should go to the vet clinic. How do they weigh horses or cows? 

Or a hunting camp where they weigh moose.

[Lima Bean]

Dr Now’s grimacing face on the phone 😂

[aliya]

So how many months did it take him not to lose any weight?

Damn. Tornado siren. I may have to dip out.

I turned on the TV, which went out right after the screen went red from all the activity. It appears to be a major wind storm with big damage. I'm sitting next to a window. I'm gonna go in the interior bathroom and will try to follow on my tablet. 

 

Edited December 16, 2021 by aliya

[Kid]

Yeah we have it! The malfunctioning scale!!!