S10.E07: Ryan's Journey LIVE CHAT

[ams1001]

I am perpetually four pages behind. Every time I get to a new page, another one appears...

[Suzywriter]

Mom reminds me of Grace Slick.

[LEILANI2]

Nope he is the same exact size, maybe heavier.

[libgirl2]

I would throw him out!

[LEILANI2]

His mom is doing more work then him and she doesn't need to lose weight.

[ams1001]

Wait, there's two round dogs?!

[fonfereksglen]

3 minutes ago, aliya said:

50 MPH winds where I am now, but they reported 80 in Ottumwa. Unbelievable - and the storm hasn't gone thru my area completely yet. I hope we don't get 80 MPH!  We had a lot of damage after the derecho; this may be similar.

That should hit us around midnight.  I have my weather radio all charged up.

[String Theory]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Mom may have Tardive Dyskinesia. 

Looks more like a stroke or Bell's Palsy.  At least she's trying to help.  Think they need to get in their car (he won't fit in it!) and go back to Oregon or wherever they came from.

Doesn't help w/mom throwing out all the food when there's Grub Hub/Uber Eats

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm here to kick ass and suck ice chips, and I'm all out of ice chips.

That sounds ever so slightly dirty lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

That French bulldog reminds me of my good old dog. She would wake up from a deep sleep if there was any food to be begged for. She’d hear crinkling plastic from a mile away.

[dreadfulLeigh]

Petulant child. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

It's gonna make it harder for him because he'll have to buy it all over again.

Why doesn't mom take her snacks upstairs? Not like Tubby can go up after them. 

"Mom caught me eating a cheat meal. It wasn't even a normal cheat day". Sweet Jesus. He's sneaking food like a 13 year old sneaking cigarettes.

[libgirl2]

Cheat days?? Moron.

[DropTheSoap]

Didn't Dr. Now already give him a list?

What hard work is he doing? Sitting in chair. Lifting tankard.

Edited December 16, 2021 by DropTheSoap
additional snark

[Snarkastikate]

Looks like mom has or had a broken jaw or something. Or maybe Bell's Palsy?  Or a stroke?  She's doesn't seem to be enabling him at least. 

[poeticlicensed]

This fat f*&k is totally about himself. Every other word is me or I.

[LEILANI2]

He's just reading stuff, nothing he says is believable.

[aliya]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Me too. Retirement life. I have a weighted blanket downstairs and if I lie down on the couch with it, forget it. What a great invention. I love napping. I love retirement. 

I'm retired, as is my sister. She naps a lot. I never nap - and I'm usually up until 2-3 a.m. and get up at 9-ish. There's so much to do during the day, even stuck in the house w/COVID restrictions, I can't imagine napping. Even on my lazy days, I like to be awake and lazy, fooling around on the internet, not asleep.

My son has always been able to nap - even at jobs.  I don't know how people do it. 

[hookedontv]

Haha he thinks he’s doing well with his diet. I’m dead. 

Stop filming his feet! Please! 

[TazDevil]

Every shot after the Month screen is the same, with him laying like a sloth across that recliner.

Oh, it's still too cold to go outside to walk, huh?

[LEILANI2]

He looks like he's gained 100 pounds.

[mk828]

Working out with the big gulp?!?! Add that to the bingo card!

[Hellga]

Ryan, you have STAIRCASE in your house.  If you went up and down these stairs 100 times every day, heck, even 10 times in the morning and 10 times in the evening, it would do a ton of good! 

[LEILANI2]

Too many cheat days, holy crap he's bigger then ever.

[snarkish]

He's using the soda jug as a hand weight. DEAD! 🤣

[mmecorday]

Doing laundry -- the new exercise craze that's sweeping the nation!

[Lima Bean]

Who had “Exercising with the giant Mountain Dew jug?”

Winner!!

[DropTheSoap]

He should get fixed up with Tammy on 1000# sisters. They could sit around and lie to each other about weight loss while downing junk food.

[poeticlicensed]

I want that lift my foot 6 inches off the floor while sitting workout. 

[umgoblue]

Just now, snarkish said:

He's using the soda jug as a hand weight. DEAD! 🤣

I was just about to type this same thing.  I am having visions from last week's episode.

Crying over here...

[dreadfulLeigh]

The editing person was having fun with this one! Syncing up every “me so motivated, nothing gonna stop me” dirge to a pan of him splayed out like roadkill, gazing slack jawed into the middle distance. 

[LEILANI2]

OMG we only have half an hour and litterally he's just been doing laundry and lying his ass off.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That French bulldog reminds me of my good old dog. She would wake up from a deep sleep if there was any food to be begged for. She’d hear crinkling plastic from a mile away.

Those are purebreds. So they're not too bad off.

[Eldemarge]

Look, I just want him to be weighed at Dr Now's and realize he hasn't lost shit and then watch him have an absolute meltdown.  We've seen enough of him lying to himself and sinking into a recliner.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, DropTheSoap said:

Didn't Dr. Now already give him a list?

I bet he a) lost it, b) the dog ate it, or c) he didn't realize that the list was the FINAL list.

1 minute ago, aliya said:

I'm retired, as is my sister. She naps a lot. I never nap - and I'm usually up until 2-3 a.m. and get up at 9-ish. There's so much to do during the day, even stuck in the house w/COVID restrictions, I can't imagine napping. Even on my lazy days, I like to be awake and lazy, fooling around on the internet, not asleep.

My son has always been able to nap - even at jobs.  I don't know how people do it. 

I am bone lazy and now that I'm retired I laze the day away--reading, watching TV, hanging out with friends, including snarking on TV shows with people on the internet, and taking naps! 

My dad was one of those people who could lie down, nap for 20 minutes, and wake up alert and completely refreshed. 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Doing laundry

One pair of sweatpants at a time! 

[Hellga]

4 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I am perpetually four pages behind. Every time I get to a new page, another one appears...

I have given up on trying to keep up.  I will re-read in a couple days... for now, it's just what I can see during the commercial breaks. 

[libgirl2]

Very windy out here.

[dreadfulLeigh]

The notifications from my security cameras is more interesting than this. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

We’re an hour and a half into this and NOTHING HAS HAPPENED.

[Lima Bean]

His nasty feet are melding with the nasty ottoman.

[LEILANI2]

Let's face it, this lying sack of lard is never leaving the house, we've been frauded.

[poeticlicensed]

He needs a sister Sharon in his life.  Omg that would be epic

[Suzywriter]

35 minutes ago, mk828 said:

Found an addition to my Christmas list :) 

 

Matt...06901!! I am soooo envious! You live in my favorite zip code. Well, I was 06902, but I still loved it there.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, mk828 said:

Working out with the big gulp?!?! Add that to the bingo card!

When I went to the spa, the exercise coaches told us we could use cans of soup in place of hand weights. 

[ams1001]

Month 6 out of 10 and we haven't even left the state yet?

[sainte-chapelle]

Had to step away but looks like I didn’t miss much. He worked hard but still looks the same

[Lima Bean]

Is “butt-gut hanging lower than shirt” on the bingo card?

[String Theory]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

Ryan, you have STAIRCASE in your house.  If you went up and down these stairs 100 times every day, heck, even 10 times in the morning and 10 times in the evening, it would do a ton of good! 

I use the six flights of stairs at my complex to exercise when I don't have time to get to the gym.  It really burns calories & Ryan  would burn a crapload even just with one flight.

 

[LEILANI2]

Is his shirt looser?