S10.E07: Ryan's Journey LIVE CHAT

[MsVixen]

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[GrammyPammy]

“I think the scale is malfunctioning” 🙄🙄🙄

[poeticlicensed]

If anyone is looking for a walking in place workout check out the Youtube channel called Fabulous 50s . The woman who runs it us Australian and she posts a ton of videos that are basically walking in place workouts to music. The has short 5 minute ones or ones that last 30+ minutes and 5000 steps. She also does intervals between walking and toning. Its geared to the over 50 crowd do not too intense 

[LEILANI2]

This guy is so full of shit, literally.

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

They don't, at least Dr. Oakley just says "that's a big animal" .

With animals, they do height, and use a tape measure, and guess.    So, the feed store, recycle or salvage place, are the only options.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m SURE my weight is under 650 pounds. Hope really does spring eternal.

[CringeWatcher]

He’s a goal-oriented person. 
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[DropTheSoap]

"I pretended I'm under 650 so it must be so."

Dr. Now drops some truth bombs.

[TazDevil]

Dr. Now is telling him to move to Houston??

At least we're getting a road trip!!!

[String Theory]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He should go to the vet clinic. How do they weigh horses or cows? 

We have a livestock scale at our ptractice.

[LEILANI2]

I swear to god, one more weighing with no reading and I'm calling it a night.

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

So how many months did it take him not to lose any weight?

Damn. Tornado siren. I may have to dip out.

Stay safe.    It's not like you're missing anything on this snooze fest. 

[Hellga]

6 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

We're getting cheated out of a road trip. Not fair! If I don't hear "Can we stop and get some fast food?" at least three times an episode, are we even watching "My 600-Pound Life?"

Road trip coming!  30 hours - that's potential for 15-60 fast food pit stops, not counting the regular daily breakfasts, lunches dinners over 4-10 days it will take him!  

[umgoblue]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

This guy is so full of shit, literally.

Perhaps about 300# worth?!  If he took a massive shit, then his weight might register.

Asshole.

[Snarkastikate]

He won't even make it out of Montana.  

[LEILANI2]

He's a troll, I don't think he's even trying to lose anything.

[Twopper]

Since I can't watch this dude, we have the tv showing It's a Wonderful Life

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Dr. Now is telling him to move to Houston??

At least we're getting a road trip!!!

Maybe...

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

They don't, at least Dr. Oakley just says "that's a big animal" .

Wow, that makes perfect sense!

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If you watch “Bronx Zoo” on Animal Planet, you’ll see how they weigh the animals. They train them to get onto a scale using positive training techniques. Very interesting.

I LOVE that show. "That's how we do it here in the boogie down Bronx!" I also love the show about Chester Zoo in England. I love their northern accents. 

[Eldemarge]

#delusion #liar

[String Theory]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

So how many months did it take him not to lose any weight?

Damn. Tornado siren. I may have to dip out.

Be safe Aliya!

[Hellga]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

So how many months did it take him not to lose any weight?

Damn. Tornado siren. I may have to dip out.

Might be the same system my Mom had come through Omaha earlier today.  She said the sirens were on for about half an hour, but the truly strong winds in her area only lasted about 5-10 minutes, no damage.  Stay safe!  

[poeticlicensed]

I want to know what his BP, pulse and A1C are

[babyhouseman]

If he moves down South, he can walk all he wants without the snow bothering him.

And the scale said it's not malfunctioning, Ryan is malfunctioning. 

[Lima Bean]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If you watch “Bronx Zoo” on Animal Planet, you’ll see how they weigh the animals. They train them to get onto a scale using positive training techniques. Very interesting.

They can lure Ryan onto the animal scale with a pan of lasagna… like Garfield.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Splashes said:

That would generally be a large animal vet that does surgery. They have these giant metal scales to like 2500 pounds. I remember seeing them when I was little.

They're in Montana, fer chrissakes. I'm sure there are one or two of them around. 

[TazDevil]

"Dr Now said I'm ready to move to Houston"

ummmm... no.... Dr. Now said your fat ass can't be weighed on a scale that goes up to 660 and you should just come to Houston so you can get on a scale that can register how fat you really are.

[Hellga]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I LOVE that show. "That's how we do it here in the boogie down Bronx!" I also love the show about Chester Zoo in England. I love their northern accents. 

I love both of those shows too!  I love animals in general, I have been buying zoo memberships every year since I started working...  

[hookedontv]

He’s working hard ordering fast food??

Stop showing his feet. 

[Chicklet]

Ohh lookie, diet food.

[poeticlicensed]

Cheat days, geez. Is he 5?

[ams1001]

He's talking about how proud his mom was of him being approved to go to Houston while eating chicken nuggets.

This guy is delusional.

And Leroy ratted him out. 😄

[DropTheSoap]

Celebrating the win with nuggets.

[String Theory]

Busted with the cheat food!!!!

[LEILANI2]

Every day is a cheat day for Ryan.

[magemaud]

Oh, Ryan, tank tops are not your friend. 

[TazDevil]

I need to know what's going on with Mom's mouth

[Lima Bean]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

I want to know what his BP, pulse and A1C are

I want to know how they get a BP cuff around him.

[CrazyInAlabama]

The giant box of nuggets and ranch dressing is thousands of calories.   This isn't a cheat day, it's his way of life.   

I bet there are a bunch of jugs of regular soda too, to wash it down.   

Edited December 16, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Hellga]

Of course he is not doing anything wrong... and no one understands him.  Waah, waah, waah. 

[mk828]

That growl from Mom was scary! Should be on a poster at Dr. Now's office. 

[MsVixen]

What's wrong with Mom's mouth?  Looked like she couldn't talk because she was clinching her teeth.

[Suzywriter]

Moms is straight up nuts. 

 

[mmecorday]

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Stop showing his feet. 

Seriously! This is not "My Feet Are Killing Me."

[jacksgirl]

Snitches get stitches

[LEILANI2]

Kick him out, he's a lying psycho fat ass.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ryan, your mother is giving up her life to take care of you. Stop sneaking food and get with the program.

[ams1001]

Okay, I was thinking snarky thoughts about Leroy before but he seems concerned and supportive.

[dreadfulLeigh]

They people making healthy food on his diet in approximate proportions don’t know how to do this…but the guy ordering takeout is the one who knows? 👍 

[String Theory]

Leroy, give it up man, this guy is a lost cause!