S11.E24: Reunion (Part 4)

[chlban]

1 hour ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Erika's so proud that she induced Sutton to hire security. 

And likely jealous Sutton can afford security.

[endure]

Fire that grifter!  If nothing else happens to her she so deserves to be fired.  If she comes back another season I will personally boycott this show.

 

[Ms Blue Jay]

Erika:  "I wouldn't have been on a reality TV show if that was happening."

BUT YOU ARE, BLANCHE!  YOU ARE!

 

Andy's still not doing enough for my satisfaction.  First of all, firing her is Job 1.

Erika:  Why were you discussing rumours when I'm the source?  Ask me to my face.

Every time somebody asks you anything to your face you bite their head off.

Erika:  YES I DO ANDY!

So shut the fuck up Erika!!!  Aghhh!  I hate you!

Edited November 4, 2021 by Ms Blue Jay

[BluishGreen]

8 minutes ago, endure said:

Fire that grifter!  If nothing else happens to her she so deserves to be fired.  If she comes back another season I will personally boycott this show.

 

Me too, Endure!  Andy doesn't care. He thinks he hit the jackpot with this piece of crap.

Edited November 4, 2021 by BluishGreen
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[endure]

OMG is Rinna taking acting lessons from Erika?

[Axie]

1 minute ago, endure said:

OMG is Rinna taking acting lessons from Erika?

The good news is she’s finally taking acting lessons.

[chlban]

30 minutes ago, Axie said:

Kathy seemed drugged in her final segment.

Who could blame her?

[nosedive]

Just now, Axie said:

The good news is she’s finally taking acting lessons.

Her mea culpa was a pretty pathetic performance.  To her credit, at least she didn't squeeze out crocodile tears.  That would have been vomit-inducing.    

[Ms Blue Jay]

Dorit should have been FORCED to answer for that bullying question, what the fuck?

Erika:  It is not okay to call someone a liar.

Uh, YES IT IS ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!  It's perfectly okay?  It's legal?  It happens every day?  God !  Nobody calls her on her bullshit!  (Except us and the wonderful people that harass Andy on Twitter all day). She never talks any fucking sense!

Crystal defending Erika against Sutton .. Fucking moron.  I am done with her.

Every time somebody answers one of Erika's questions she changes the issue to something else and creates a new question.  NOBODY CALLS HER ON THIS.

Edited November 4, 2021 by Ms Blue Jay

[endure]

This was all too prepped and planned for me, just saying' ...😕

[njbchlover]

9 minutes ago, nosedive said:

Her mea culpa was a pretty pathetic performance.  To her credit, at least she didn't squeeze out crocodile tears.  That would have been vomit-inducing.    

Or, a close up of just ONE slowly dropping tear would have caused major projectile vomiting.

[Ms Blue Jay]

Erika:  "Don't interrupt me.  This is a script I've memorized in the mirror 100 times.  Shut the fuck up or I'll lose my place." 

Andy:  (Smirk). (Gives her a raise) 

🙄

[Axie]

2 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Or, a close up of just ONE slowly dropping tear would have caused major projectile vomiting.

Especially if she then pulled out one of Candyass’ (RHOP) cry angles.

[Ms Blue Jay]

Why doesn't Andy bring up the widows/orphans earrings? 

Erika never lets ANYONE ELSE TALK!!!!!!  NOT EVEN FUCKING ANDY!

Edited November 4, 2021 by Ms Blue Jay

[RealHousewife]

19 minutes ago, endure said:

OMG is Rinna taking acting lessons from Erika?

Be fair guys. They do have different crying technique.

Rinna is single tear cryer and Erika is the running mascara cryer . . .

 

[ancslove]

Kyle throws Andy under the bus when he asks if anyone had heard of the Girardis' money troubles!  And interestingly, Andy won't say Bethenny's name, but does put up the headline screenshot that names her clearly.  I guess he didn't want to cross the streams too directly?

[Stats Queen]

1 hour ago, RoseAllDay said:

Only reason I can think of is, Crystal was mainly quiet about everything during the season and for most of the reunion. At least Erika realized Crystal didn’t deserve that backhand. I don’t think Erika sees Crystal as an enemy the way she does Sutton and Garcelle.

I agree. I also think she can’t scare them and they actually intimidate her. She’s been around a bunch of sycophants for years (Mikey and co, the other useless women in the couch, ….). 

She also had a lot of “power” for years because all these people kissed Tom’s ring and she held his hand.

People can’t kiss the ring anymore because it flew out a car window, rolled down a hill and somehow ended up in a snowball.

[KnoxForPres]

1 hour ago, chick binewski said:

1. So Erika found an unconscious Tom during a phone conversation with him???

2. Erika cannot discuss snow at this time

 

It was a flip phone for Gawds sake!   What more could you possibly need (please read this in Blanche Devereaux speech)

[Ms Blue Jay]

 I can't believe Kyle didn't have to answer for how she's constantly stirring shit and trying to make Sutton Erika's roadkill.  

[RealHousewife]

Just now, Ms Blue Jay said:

 I can't believe Kyle didn't have to answer for how she's constantly stirring shit and trying to make Sutton Erika's roadkill.  

She literally pulls all the same shit as Vanderpump but is never called out for it. 

[njbchlover]

15 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

Be fair guys. They do have different crying technique.

Rinna is single tear cryer and Erika is the running mascara cryer . . .

 

Okay - I have a serious question about this.  How is it that none of these women are "ugly" cryers?  You know - when your face gets scrunched up, your nose gets red and drips, and your whole face looks like it's fallen?  Aside from the staged non-waterproof mascara, Erika's makeup is flawless here.  No tear tracks in her foundation/face makeup, her lipstick is still perfectly in place.  Overall, she looks pretty good.  Even Rinna's one tear thing and her face makeup is still intact.  Is it because they are actually faking the crying?

When I am really crying, I look like a hot, wet mess.  Even waterproof mascara smudges, eyeliner and eye shadow is all over the place, foundation has stripes (even though it is extremely close to my complexion color), blush is completely gone, lipstick is chewed off, face is blotchy - you name it, it happens.

Why is it these women don't look like that?  

Edited November 4, 2021 by njbchlover

[Ms Blue Jay]

1 hour ago, Andi27 said:

As Erika tells this story again, Rinna is ALL reaction, but the other women are just blank. lol

I NEED to know why Rinna kisses Erika's ass so much, so deeply, and so passionately, with such fervour - WHAT DOES SHE KNOW?

Even after the person tweeted "You all, except Garcelle and Sutton, are stupid assholes" Kyle, Dorit, Rinna, and Crystal just kept being that stupid anyway!

Edited November 4, 2021 by Ms Blue Jay

[RealHousewife]

3 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Okay - I have a serious question about this.  How is it that none of these women are "ugly" cryers?  You know - when your face gets scrunched up, your nose gets red and drips, and your whole face looks like it's fallen?  Aside from the staged non-waterproof mascara, Erika's makeup is flawless here.  No tear tracks in her foundation/face makeup, her lipstick is still perfectly in place.  Overall, she looks pretty good.  Even Rinna's one tear thing and her face makeup is still intact.  Is it because they are actually faking the crying?

When I cry, or should I say when I am REALLY crying, I look like a hot, wet mess.  Even waterproof mascara smudges, eyeliner and eye shadow is all over the place, foundation has stripes (even though it is extremely close to my complexion color), blush is completely gone, lipstick is chewed off, face is blotchy - you name it, it happens.

Why is it these women don't look like that?  

I think it's a combination of having professional glam at all times, even when "poor," and the tears not always being real . . .

A reality star with a real cry is Kim K!

 

[Julyolo]

1 hour ago, njbchlover said:

Erika should figure out exactly WHAT she wants to be.  Does she want to be a "precious" housewife of Beverly Hills, a "small town" Southern girl (God forbid), a 1940's B movie gun moll wannabe, or a Mob Wife faker?  You can't be all of those things - too many schizophrenic like behaviors.  Not saying Erika's schizophrenic or has multiple personality disorder, but she's giving an ametuerish effort of displaying it.

That snide comment about BH women being "so precious" was said with such contempt, it was chilling.  I have a feeling that Erika has been completely shunned by anyone she may have had a slight acquaintance with, especially any of the wives of other lawyers that she and Tom may have socialized with in the past.  She's not happy about her fall from the social scene and doubling down on her anger.  

She should be careful.  If she is found to have been not involved in any of this, she will now NEVER be able to socialize with those people.  Insulting the upper echelons of BH/LA social world is probably worse, in their eyes, than what she is being accused of. 

ETA - I think even Kyle, Kathy, Crystal, Garcelle, Sutton, Dorit and even Rinna were insulted and pissed off by that comment.

 

I didn't watch, but this comment reminded me of how deranged Betty Broderick got post divorce from lawyer Dan (President of the San Diego Bar) who "betrayed" her by divorce. She murdered Dan and his new wife, but before that, all of the adjacent lawyers' wives had socially shunned and dumped her. I think Sutton hiring security is wise. Erika is a loose cannon on the deck of life.

Edited November 4, 2021 by Julyolo
Clarification

[Ms Blue Jay]

19 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Why is it these women don't look like that?  

Because they are acting.  It's practiced.  It's performance.  I'm sure they consult their makeup artists on how to do this right for TV.  Also, their faces are frozen from Botox.

[RealHousewife]

Just now, Ms Blue Jay said:

Because they are acting.  It's practiced.  It's performance.  I'm sure they consult their makeup artists on how to do this right for TV.  Also, their faces are frozen from Botox.

I remember being distracted by Vanderpump's huge lashes when she'd cry. Even though most of us wear makeup each day, we're not typically dolled up to the nines. 

[chlban]

6 minutes ago, Julyolo said:

I didn't watch, but this comment reminded me of how deranged Betty Broderick got post divorce from lawyer Dan (President of the San Diego Bar) who "betrayed" her by divorce, and all of the adjacent lawyers' wives socially shunned and dumped her. I think Sutton hiring security is wise. Erika is a loose cannon on the deck of life.

OMG  you are so right. Read a great book on the case and I remember when the trial was going on. I live in the OC, so it was huge news here. Yes, Betty is a Narcissist, still had more money than most of us and was so full of hate and anger she ruined her life, not to mention her kids lives. 

Edited November 4, 2021 by chlban

[Pop Tart]

2 hours ago, Vanderboom said:

Discussing her son's car-rolling snow adventure? Time to clam up!

I’m thinking that her son told her ixnay on that story for some reason, likely because it’s total BS and he has a real life he doesn’t want her to mess up.

edited to add: her story about her son driving to the rescue was related to the supposed “Tom confronts the burglar” tall tale, if I remember correctly. And the “Tom confronts the burglar story” was another reason for his supposed mental decline. So I’m betting her son was pissed because now she’s dragged him into the saga and he could end up being deposed about Tom’s incompetence. 

Edited November 4, 2021 by Pop Tart

[chlban]

WTF is the Coven and Garcelle, Sutton and Chrystal on the defensive? Erika is a vile, piece of garbage and a liar. 

2 minutes ago, Pop Tart said:

I’m thinking that her son told her ixnay on that story for some reason, likely because it’s total BS and he has a real life he doesn’t want her to mess up.

I think you are right. Why else would that be the one lie she wouldn't elaborate on further?

[BluishGreen]

Well, I think I'm finally through with Psycho Barbie and her thralls (Kyle, Lisa, Dorit and Crystal).  Just thinking that, though only one, my viewership may help put $$ in Erika's pocket so she can continue to loot and shriek and demand each and all bow down to her-- nah, I will just continue to follow all the witty and wise comments here and ignore the show.

[chlban]

So, to recap, Erika didn't ask Tom how it is possible that that he stole from Widows and Orphans, she asked why he left her holding the bag for it. This woman's compassion is touching. A true Sociopath.

3 minutes ago, BluishGreen said:

Well, I think I'm finally through with Psycho Barbie and her thralls (Kyle, Lisa, Dorit and Crystal).  Just thinking that, though only one, my viewership may help put $$ in Erika's pocket so she can continue to loot and shriek and demand each and all bow down to her-- nah, I will just continue to follow all the witty and wise comments here and ignore the show.

Psycho Barbie. I love it.

[Axie]

Erika, not only is Beverly Hills precious, it’s the freaking car flipping capitol of the world!  

[Kiss my mutt]

12 minutes ago, BluishGreen said:

Well, I think I'm finally through with Psycho Barbie and her thralls (Kyle, Lisa, Dorit and Crystal).  Just thinking that, though only one, my viewership may help put $$ in Erika's pocket so she can continue to loot and shriek and demand each and all bow down to her-- nah, I will just continue to follow all the witty and wise comments here and ignore the show.

Psycho Barbie, Qu'est-ce que c'est?

[Pattycake2]

Erika’s lawyer said she was cooperating fully right after he temporarily quit. LOL

[hoodooznoodooz]

Oh, man.

When Erika said that she asked Tom, Why would you leave me with millions of dollars in lawsuits pointed at me? 

I thought she was going to say, Why would you steal from the families of plane crash victims and a burn victim you claimed to be helping, people who trusted you?

[emmawoodhouse]

5 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Oh, man.

When Erika said that she asked Tom, Why would you leave me with millions of dollars in lawsuits pointed at me? 

I thought she was going to say, Why would you steal from the families of plane crash victims and a burn victim you claimed to be helping, people who trusted you?

That was the most telling statement. Me me ME!  Her declaration that she wants the victims to get what they deserve is such bullshit. And she's denying the $20M going to her LLC. Maybe the coven believes it, but no one else does, even Andy from the look of things.

[ivygirl]

3 hours ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Erika somehow thinks she "won" this reunion. 

She did! In the same sense that Richard Hatch won the first season of Survivor, with perhaps a similar eventual outcome.

***ALLEGEDLY***

3 hours ago, TexasGal said:

I wonder why Crystal gets an apology?

Because she has friends who give out expensive bags just because. Friends who may end up on future seasons of the show.

39 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Psycho Barbie, Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Better roll roll roll roll, roll roll roll awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…

Edited November 4, 2021 by ivygirl
Thank you, autocorrect, for changing “won” (correct) to “one” (incorrect) before I noticed

[Cheyanne11]

Erika accuses Sutton of “only being worried” about herself when she confronted Tom with “how could you do this to ME” and yelling at the other HWs to give HER grace.  In the worst sense of the phrase, she’s a piece of work.

In other news, someone please send out a search party for Rinna.  She’s so deep up Erika’s ass she’ll never find her way out.  Lucky for her she’s used to existing on no food, so she could no doubt survive up there indefinitely.

[Keywestclubkid]

I have a question if he has a flip phone and he was mentally declining how the fuck did he sexually text message his lovers? This 80 something yo man doesn’t have his faculties about him but could sext message on a god damn flip phone lol 

[RealHousewife]

9 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I have a question if he has a flip phone and he was mentally declining how the fuck did he sexually text message his lovers? This 80 something yo man doesn’t have his faculties about him but could sext message on a god damn flip phone lol 

Wtf was he texting? He just got out of the shower and put some Ben-Gay on? 

[endure]

3 hours ago, chick binewski said:

1. So Erika found an unconscious Tom during a phone conversation with him???

2. Erika cannot discuss snow at this time

 

Amazing huh and didn’t she say he called twice?  And why does she call her adult son her child lol, I know he is but, he’s a grown ass (police) man, good grief, the drama!

[MadLove]

3 hours ago, Axie said:

Kathy seemed drugged in her final segment.

Good for her. I wish I had been drugged for the past four weeks of the Erika Jayne bullshit extravaganza 🙄

[endure]

27 minutes ago, ivygirl said:

She did! In the same sense that Richard Hatch won the first season of Survivor, with perhaps a similar eventual outcome.

***ALLEGEDLY***

Because she has friends who give out expensive bags just because. Friends who may end up on future seasons of the show.

Better roll roll roll roll, roll roll roll awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…

Or….

🎶roll roll roll your car gently down the bank 🎶

[ivygirl]

1 minute ago, endure said:

Or….

🎶roll roll roll your car gently down the bank 🎶

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily… ra-tings gonna tank!

[emmawoodhouse]

And now Tom didn't flip, he SLID. 🙄

[endure]

I did love the Rinna montage showing her true blue backstabbing …..I was hoping they would bring up her QVC misplacement too ❤️‍🔥

[princelina]

4 hours ago, Axie said:

Garcelle looks like she’s drowning in BS and wants to be rescued while Kyle is preparing to use her Home Alone face.

Ha!! 🤣

3 hours ago, njbchlover said:

Andy just re-hashed less than half of all the shitty things she's done, and she still thinks she's a good friend?  In the words of Kristen Taekman (former RHONY) - "DE-LUSIONAL!!!!"

But . . . but . . . she owned it all right there.  Isn't that what we're supposed to admire and respect? 🙄

2 hours ago, njbchlover said:

When I am really crying, I look like a hot, wet mess.  Even waterproof mascara smudges, eyeliner and eye shadow is all over the place, foundation has stripes (even though it is extremely close to my complexion color), blush is completely gone, lipstick is chewed off, face is blotchy - you name it, it happens.

Me too.  But sometimes I just feel sorry for myself about something stupid - usually about how someone hurt my feelings, and shamefully I can cry about that easier than I can cry about real tragedies.  Those self-pitying, shameful tears are what we see here.

[Back Atcha]

Apparently Erika thinks she's smarter than all of us.  She's probably smarter than ANDY ... and some of her co-wives, but we've got her number (in the millions!).

 

[endure]

31 minutes ago, emmawoodhouse said:

And now Tom didn't flip, he SLID. 🙄

But he has a flip phone …… I can see how she gets confused 🤥

[Cheezwiz]

The comments on this thread are giving me LIFE, because this reunion extravaganza was a big disappointment in the Erika-dragging department. I was not satisfied in the least. No matter what she feigned in response to criticisms, Erika's declarations always boiled down to "What about meeeeeee!"

I did enjoy the footage they dug up of Lisa from previous seasons - yes, Lisa you're SUCH a good friend. I too, am dying to know why her inflated lips appear to be surgically attached to Erika's ass. Is it just a blatant attempt to stay in front of the cameras or is it something else? Would love to hear everyone's theories.

When Erika referred to Sutton as a bitchy see-u-next Tuesday? Holy projection Batman! That's all I have to say about that. Point scored for Sutton when she pointed out Erika's phoney reconciliation attempt.

Sadly my streaming service decided to buffer at the episode's highpoint, when Garcelle was discussing the bullying label NOT being applied to Erica after all her snarling and threats. I missed that whole segment of the show, so I hope Garcelle ripped Erika a new one.

Thank God this is over so that my boobs will no longer have sympathy pains from Kyle's awful dress. I think Patrick should get a diamond for next season.