S11.E13: Season’s Grillings

[chick binewski]

"Producer" is worst Bravo employee ever. And yes that includes Jax Taylor.

[RealHousewife]

Garcelle's been on the right side two seasons in a row. That's my girl!

Most of the others kinda suck, especially that damn Rinna. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Sutton thrown under the bus lol

[WaltersHair]

Erika is acting like Michael Corleone at the christening.

"Do you renounce Satan and all his works?  I do."

Meanwhile windows and orphans all over the country are watching.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Oh please, Erika trying to pretend she has the high ground here is infuriating. 

[janiema]

3 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Um, we all know you want to know where the money is, Erika.

We just don’t know whether you want it for yourself (yup) or to make restitution to the families (probably not).

Definitely for herself.

[Mr. Miner]

No Ericka, it’s the rat leaving the party.

[sistermagpie]

The one thing Erika is really good at is reframing everything with herself as the hero. Like now anybody who's questioning her must be a coward and she doesn't have to even try to explain or defend herself. Like she's just so obviously innocent. 

I wish when she said, "If he stole that money I'd like to know where it is" someone had pointed out that she spent it.

Edited August 19, 2021 by sistermagpie

[FlyingEgret]

Erika: where's the money?

Me: where's all the jewelry you conveniently aren't wearing tonight?

[WaltersHair]

I'm wondering. If they all exchange presents at this dinner with Erika, are they on the hook to return them?

BTW WTF is that macrame/paper mache doily thing on the wall?

[Erh3d]

God, Erica has the makeup CAKED ON

[RealHousewife]

1 minute ago, FlyingEgret said:

Erika: where's the money?

Me: where's all the jewelry you conveniently aren't wearing tonight?

She was living a billionaire lifestyle, not even a successful lawyer's wife lifestyle.

She knows damn well where all the money went. Whatever isn't hidden was spent on her OTT, expensive to be her life. 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

5 minutes ago, sistermagpie said:

The one thing Erika is really good at is reframing everything with herself as the hero. Like now anybody who's questioning her must be a coward and she doesn't have to even try to explain or defend herself. Like she's just so obviously innocent. 

I wish when she said, "If he stole that money I'd like to know where it is" someone had pointed out that she spent it.

Yes. She is deploying a "I am outraged!" strategy whereby those asking the questions are the bad guys for doubting her. Problem is that her story doesn't add up and there are real victims.

[funnygirl]

Not Dorito trying to come for Garcelle. Her and her fake accent and shady business dealings do not want that smoke. 

[Maire]

Ever since someone said that Erika is just playing her Roxy Hart role in real life I can’t see anything else.

[bosawks]

My new conspiracy theory is that Crystal’s out of character boobtastic dress was because she was wearing a wire in there.

She’s a plant, I say!

I mean, probably not, but it sure would be fun.

[Straycat80]

6 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Erika: where's the money?

Me: where's all the jewelry you conveniently aren't wearing tonight?

Might be that private jet you flew around in. 

[Thumper]

First time I’ve heard Ericka say the victims need to be taken care of. 

[RealHousewife]

4 minutes ago, funnygirl said:

Not Dorito trying to come for Garcelle. Her and her fake accent and shady business dealings do not want that smoke. 

Everything about her and her life is fake, and she has the nerve to call the realest one the least authentic. 

[bosawks]

6 minutes ago, Erh3d said:

God, Erica has the makeup CAKED ON

All that makeup is probably worth more than my car.

[RealHousewife]

What's this show playing with Brandi Glanville???

[janiema]

1 minute ago, Thumper said:

First time I’ve heard Ericka say the victims need to be taken care of. 

But not if she has to give up one ted cent. “It’s all Tom,”

[Erh3d]

1 minute ago, bosawks said:

All that makeup is probably worth more than my car.

It looks like shit!

[bosawks]

2 minutes ago, Thumper said:

First time I’ve heard Ericka say the victims need to be taken care of. 

And, good lord, they had to drag it out of her.

[charming]

After Erika said she didn't know where all the money went the producers should have run all the footage of the private jets, glam squad, music video shoots, art and jewelry gifts. I thought it was expensive to be Erika?

[janiema]

Just now, RealHousewife said:

What's this show playing with Brandi Glanville???

The real crap Housewives.

[Thumper]

Yeah, I agree that’s Dorit  and others left Sutton out to dry.

[bosawks]

Just now, Erh3d said:

It looks like shit!

Geez, you sound like my friends, I’ll wash it soon.

Or do you mean Erika…

[TomGirl]

That thing Garcelle is wearing… words fail me!

[RealHousewife]

Just now, charming said:

After Erika said she didn't know where all the money went the producers should have run all the footage of the private jets, glam squad, music video shoots, art and jewelry gifts. I thought it was expensive to be Erika?

Seriously. Now these women are talking like all of that would have just cost a few million over the years? Are they crazy? That amount would only seem like a lot to women who have nothing. These bitches know their lifestyles cost a pretty penny. 

[sistermagpie]

5 minutes ago, Thumper said:

First time I’ve heard Ericka say the victims need to be taken care of. 

LOL! Am I the only one who thought she sounded like she wanted them killed when she said that? 

[charming]

I knew they (-Garcelle) would hang Sutton out to dry. I'm proud of Sutton for at least not crying! She's going to be targeted for the rest of the season by these complicit and hypocritical mean girls.. Stay strong girl, your redemption arc is going beautifully.

[Thumper]

11 minutes ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Yes. She is deploying a "I am outraged!" strategy whereby those asking the questions are the bad guys for doubting her. Problem is that her story doesn't add up and there are real victims.

This.  Thank you for saying it better than I am thinking it.

[RealHousewife]

3 minutes ago, janiema said:

The real crap Housewives.

lol! I just saw "Bravo Chat Room."

Gizelle Bryant is stunning, wow. 

[Adgirl]

I screeeeeamed when Teddi said there have been lawsuits in the group. Haha come thru accountability coach! Make Dorit squirm--self righteous clown.

[goofygirl]

24 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Um, we all know you want to know where the money is, Erika.

We just don’t know whether you want it for yourself (yup) or to make restitution to the families (probably not).

I'm betting she's concerned where the $$$ is for herself.  At least tonight she ACTUALLY MENTIONED the VICTIMS!  WOWZA!

[pieinmyeye]

35 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

I was thinking how much richer the BH HWs looked during season 1 & 2 when they wore jeans. 

In her never-ending quest to become LVP I'm sure Kyle is working on some sort of cookbook / product angle. Yet she served peas in aluminum foil.

It's such a gadawful fit for the home. Kyle really needs to break up with Faye.

Didn’t mean to copy all of that, but those peas! It looked like someone opened a few cans of LeSuer peas and dumped them in that fancy serving bowl. Good grief!!

[Rorysmom]

SUTTON AIN'T PLAYING!

 

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Rorysmom said:

SUTTON AIN'T PLAYING!

 

Neither is Garcelle, I have new respect for both of them. 

[Thumper]

2 minutes ago, pieinmyeye said:

Didn’t mean to copy all of that, but those peas! It looked like someone opened a few cans of LeSuer peas and dumped them in that fancy serving bowl. Good grief!!

I didn’t notice the peas, but have to say I was impressed that Kyle was “cooking.”   With the help of 2-3 cooks, of course!   Must be a BH thing.  😁. 

[KenyaJ]

11 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

What's this show playing with Brandi Glanville???

I hadn't seen her since she appeared on RHOBH last season, and I don't remember her face looking . . . like that. Maybe it did and I blocked it from my memory.

[Ms Blue Jay]

I'M SO ANGRY

I HATE LISA RINNA

I'M SO ANGRY

I HATE LISA RINNA

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Ss55]

Erika seemed stoned. She finally acknowledges the victims but it was half assed and not convincing. 

Kathy makes me laugh, she just does. Crystal looked nice with some glam. Garcelle’s outfit was a big nope from me. I’m glad Sutton is staying strong and not falling apart - and yes Dorito totally threw her under the bus.  And, shut up, Rinna.

Kyle’s dinner looked yummy.

[Keywestclubkid]

Rinna has this thing where she likes to throw around the length she has known someone like it somehow absolves her of any bad behavior or makes her a better friend. It’s like when she talks about someone and has to say their full name that’s so Harry Hamlin (like we would be confused what Harry she was talking about it or that is sooo Kathy Hilton.. like umm ok) just something she does that drives me bonkers 

[gingerella]

43 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

And worse - Sutton read and understood it...

And took the time to esplain it to the other moron Ho's.

[Ss55]

14 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

lol! I just saw "Bravo Chat Room."

Gizelle Bryant is stunning, wow. 

I agree I think Gizelle is the most attractive HW.

[QQQQ]

50 minutes ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Oh please, Erika's high dungeon is ridiculous. 

I think you meant "high dudgeon." Unless, of course, you were referring to season 4's Carlton 😂

[Ms Blue Jay]

Sorry, how has everyone seen the episode already?  In Canada it airs at 9 PM EST so I'm still behind.  I know that nothing is worse than what Erika did, but here are my thoughts nonetheless:

OH MY GOD LISA RINNA IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE
WHY DOES ERIKA DESERVE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT BUT NOT DENISE?!?!??!!?!??!?
"I NEED TO SEE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN"???????????????? SINCE WHEN DO YOU NEED TO SEE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
"INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY?"  SINCE WHEN SATAN?????????

Edited August 19, 2021 by Ms Blue Jay

[eleanorofaquitaine]

5 minutes ago, QQQQ said:

I think you meant "high dudgeon." Unless, of course, you were referring to season 4's Carlton 😂

Oops, I did. Damn you, autocorrect! I am going to correct it. 

[RealHousewife]

Just now, Ms Blue Jay said:

Sorry, how has everyone seen the episode already?  In Canada it airs at 9 PM EST so I'm still behind.  I know that nothing is worse than what Erika did, but here are my thoughts nonetheless:

OH MY GOD LISA RINNA IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE
WHY DOES ERIKA DESERVE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT BUT NOT DENISE?!?!??!!?!??!?
"I NEED TO SEE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN"???????????????? SINCE WHEN DO YOU NEED TO SEE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY?  SINCE WHEN SATAN?????????

Sounds like we agree without you watching yet! :)