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Brittany - girl - whatever miniscule wrinkles you may have HAS TO look better than your current eyebrow situation due to Botox. Welp, this episode made me like Jesse more and Michelle less.

Mia's facetime with INC and Gordon awkwardly saying hello was all kinds of icky. And she just flitted on like it was normal and business as usual. Don't get me started about the question of her son's paternity and it's stupid that there has been this much said about it with no paternity test done unless there has and she's not talking about it because she wants to push this storyline along for another season. I don't think any of them looked good except maybe Karen's hair and bitchy Gizelle. Wendy was looking good during the season with her glow up so not sure what happened at the reunion. Candice and Ashley are pretty girls but their reunion look went sideways for me and Mia just looked bloated and plastic.

I may be in the minority but Mike just cracks me up - both back in 2013 and now in 2024. Same with Snooki. I find these fools entertaining and I love that they have somewhat matured into responsible parents. Where is Snooki’s shore house located? edit: never mind I just read her house is in Toms River

Thank God Crystal was there to allude to this very notion, when she asked about the video. Crystal wasn't having that nonsense. Give me a break Kyle with your dramatic "Because it's nobody's f--cking business, how about that?!" Also Kyle: "Hey let me shoot an inappropriate sexual video to share worldwide and flood social media with my lesbian obsession but OMG my life is PRIVATE and nobody's business!!!

Yup. I just find it all so cringey because she looks AND acts like she’s very young.

Oh the hemming and hawing from Kyle over her country crooner is so lame! Also….“critically acclaimed?” Maybe she is - I admit im not up on the country scene but I still don’t get the Morgan fascination. I just don’t.

What was Erika babbling about re: meeting the victims?

You can tell - yawning aside - Andy doesn’t like Dorit. And also, Dorit is/was feeling very left out by Kyle blowing her off. This is definitely a case where Dorit thought their friendship was way more important than Kyle ever did. And this is all evidence of my earlier point that a) Kyle is a huge asshole and b) Dorit is dim.

Kyle mimicking Sutton saying “What?” in her whole tirade against Sutton (with her fingers waving all pinched and pointing for emphasis) made me want to smack her to next Tuesday. She is a horrible human and not a good friend to anyone. Phony and calculating and I can’t believe everyone doesn’t see it. Dorit remains ridiculous and Sutton made me laugh with the carcass comment.

So much needless over the top hysterics, Scheana! Goodness. She looks awful too , whatever she is doing is not agreeing with her. Brock - good luck. Sandoval looks like a psycho in every scene.

I think Garcelle will not get past - nor should she - the fact that Dorit acted like she (Garcelle) was overreacting to Garcelle’s (valid) concern whether to trust her kids around the group after she watched those assholes laugh at the Erika/Jax (was it Jax?) debacle.

How about Kyle putting Dorit on blast snickering that “she doesn’t work out…had to stop and sit on the concrete…” fuck off Kyle. I watched earlier episodes today from a few years ago and if I had to choose between Tequila Kyle or Workout Kyle to hang out with, I’d choose the former. So stop being so impressed with yourself.

Nicole and Alexia look the best! They all remind me of a bunch of hyenas (not Nicole), but it’s entertaining.

Before it even starts, I must say I hate everyone’s reunion looks. Sutton may be the best. I HATE Kyle’s hair and she keeps wearing it like that.

Sorry, I'm still laughing over here at the preview of Dorit's getup for the reunion. She's so ridiculous. And yeah - shame on the Umansky's for that should-have-been private conversation playing out on everyone's TVs across the universe. I'm Team Mauricio though, I don't even care if he cheated - that's how much Kyle grosses me out. I want to be friends with Crystal, Garcelle and Sutton. They have everyone's number, although Sutton can be a bit much herself.