S09.E15: Where Are They Now? Maja and Justin LIVE CHAT

[Snarkastikate]

8 minutes ago, ShoePrincess said:

I loved the throwback scene with her nagging Chrissshhhun while he’s wearing earbuds.

 

It's great, they're throwing in a "best of Maja" just to remind anyone who may have forgotten what a giant bitch she is.  So now that auntie is leaving, she's crashing & burning.  Where's her yellow brick road? 

[Guest]

I take Flintstones vitamins! I love the taste! They're like a little nutritious snack. 

ETA: And they're actually fine for adults to take. 

Edited April 1, 2021 by Guest

[aliya]

Maja is still overeating. Good to know. Couldn't happen to a nicer person.

[Chicklet]

Oh wa wa wa, shut up woman. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, WonTon said:

I'm late. Have I missed a "Chris---shun!"

You missed the Chris-shum flashback. 

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, 88Keys said:

Did the forum conk out for anyone for a minute there?

Yes and I was panicking. 

[TazDevil]

I like how offended she was by the question of if she's snacking between meals.

Maja just expects everyone to coddle her, apparently.  I hope she stretches her stomach out and gains 200 pounds.

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s somehow Dr. Now’s fault that Maja isn’t losing weight. Okay.

[ams1001]

Dr. Now's job is not to "focus on the positive and support" you. It's to tell you what you need to do and be real.

[Hellga]

Maja is not just looking just as big as before, she weighs 513 pounds.  After weight loss surgery.  And she claims to be eating an egg, some fish and vegetables and some water and tea.  Yeah right!

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What is that hair?? WHY

It's called an ombre. I see it a lot in Maine. 

[umgoblue]

Dear Primetimer and Fellow Pounders,

Why hath thou forsaken me?!  I show up late, then you allow Primetimer to go down, missing out on snark from my peeps and my ability to rant about an episode that I know nothing about. 

Please stop.  Full stop.

Thanks!

[Eldemarge]

Oh bitch. "He shouldn't criticize me when I'm upset! He should be positive and support meeeeee!"  That is not how reality works.  Damn, she is really used to people coddling the hell out of her, isn't she?

[WonTon]

Justin is SO awesome. Just hard work. No whining or complaining!

[Floatingbison]

Forum was having spotty service on the West Coast until now.  Sorry I'm late, Pounders!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It's all Dr. now's fault for not being more supportive.  

[Nuccganggang]

IM UPSET I WANNA GO HOME

i am no longer wondering why maja’s man ran away screaming

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Are you saying she is not a beautiful mermaid?

Gulp. You're not going to tell her I said that are you? I'm afraid she'll yell at me and say I ruin everything. 

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

No one believes what Maja is saying she eats. 

That's because she's a lying liar who lies. 

They all act like losing weight is something they have to do for Dr. Now. "I want him to be proud". And then they're all curt and resentful when he questions them. She's mad because he won't "support" her?? He's your doctor, not your goddamn life coach. Grow UP.

[Donut Bear]

You can lift weights for a 1000 years and it will not do much of anything about that excess arm skin. 

[Guest]

Wow. It's super early for the Obligatory Park Walk™️

[Concerned]

Oy. The gingers are breeding.

[Twopper]

12 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

The one time we get an actual surgery this season and you missed it!

She got the surgery and Dr. Now commented on how HUGE her stomach was.

Well, I have it on record, because I miss so much between eating dinner and the chat. 

I am not sure what is going on.  I tried to post this, then got a 503 message several times, went over to FB for a second, and returned back to the chat.  This doesn't seem to be my night for live chatting.  It has been strange.

Also I think the false summer we just had is about to be follow by several freezing nights which at least means no more thunderboomers and tornadoes.   So much for March going out like a lamb when it comes in like a lion.   This month has been lion all the time.

[Snarkastikate]

1 minute ago, 7EasyPayments said:

Did she say Flintstones vitamins?

Yup, that's standard with WLS.  I've been taking 1 Flintstones Compete in morning & 1 in pm along with lots of other supplements since my gastric bypass in '06.  I laughed when I heard her say that!   

OMG I love Justin!

[babyhouseman]

I can see why Maja likes the Flintstones. Fred yells Wilma. She yells Chrishun.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Hellga said:

Maja is not just looking just as big as before, she weighs 513 pounds.  After weight loss surgery.  And she claims to be eating an egg, some fish and vegetables and some water and tea.  Yeah right!

yeah, an egg on top of a barrel of french fries

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Yes and I was panicking. 

Did you get some KFC to sooth your panics?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll be walking around the house for the rest of the week yelling CHRISH SHUN, CHRISH SHUN!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The park scene makes me concerned that the rest of the episode will be Maja.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

It's called an ombre. I see it a lot in Maine. 

Its a very badly done ombre! It looks more like she decided to stop bleaching her hair one day. They're still doing them in Maine? I thought they were more of a 2012 kinda thing. 

[Hellga]

Justin does need skin surgery.  South Carolina climate isn't meant for overdressing and I totally get being self-conscious with skin like that.

[fonfereksglen]

4 minutes ago, Lillith said:

Maja is dead behind the eyes and already has that mean old lady look on her face. I think she's one of those people who's not happy unless she's not happy. 

And everyone else around her must be miserable as well.

[Guest]

 

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The park scene makes me concerned that the rest of the episode will be Maja.

[Eldemarge]

I'm still not over "I eat deviled eggs for breakfast" "How many eggs do you eat?" "ONE EGG.  AND I CUT IT IN HALF AND IT TAKES ME 30 MINUTES TO EAT THE PIECES."   Get.  The.  Fuck outta here.

[7EasyPayments]

Elton, you don't have enufff money?

Rakuten rocketman...

Maybe Candle in the Wind could be a Glade commercial.

Make it happen !

[SunnyBeBe]

When Dr. Now asks them what they’ve been eating..l.has anyone ever pulled out a food log and said, let’s see...I’ve written it all down.  Lol

[DropTheSoap]

Later, all! Gotta motor. 

Too much Maja for Justin to overcome.

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

When Dr. Now asks them what they’ve been eating..l.has anyone ever pulled out a food log and said, let’s see...I’ve written it all down.  Lol

And be accountable?? Are you crazy? Sheesh

[mmecorday]

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Maybe Candle in the Wind could be a Glade commercial.

And maybe Ice-T can be in that commercial!

[Snarkastikate]

So.......if Maja fails, and it seems she's on her way to doing just that, it would maybe explain her suing the show.  Since this was filmed so long ago maybe we'll see Lola.  

Who's getting sick of all the meds commercials?  Did you know that USA & New Zealand are the only countries that allow drug commercials?  It's madness! 🤪

[Guest]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I'm still not over "I eat deviled eggs for breakfast" "How many eggs do you eat?" "ONE EGG.  AND I CUT IT IN HALF AND IT TAKES ME 30 MINUTES TO EAT THE PIECES." 

Actual footage of Maja eating her "egg" in the morning:

 

[ams1001]

Go, Justin!

[umgoblue]

5 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Wow. It's super early for the Obligatory Park Walk™️

Just so you are fully informed and armed with information for next year, yesterday was NATIONAL TAKE A WALK IN THE PARK DAY!!

(I can't make this shit up!)

[Eldemarge]

Justin is TINY now!  

[CrazyInAlabama]

Justin looks fantastic!     His face is so thin now.    

Maja on the other hand, probably found every pound Justin lost. 

Remember when they used to sell those huge Russell Stover Easter eggs that were chocolate covered creme filling?     They were so big, and I wouldn't be surprised to see that's the one egg a day that Maja eats. 

Edited April 1, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[hookedontv]

Go Justin Go! 

[Suzywriter]

I'm fascinated with Maja's bigness. She's so huge and tall and enormous and giant. I'm trying to get a good estimate of how much space is between her and the top of the doorways. She is really really really big.  I bet she wears a size 14 shoe. 

[WonTon]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

When Dr. Now asks them what they’ve been eating..l.has anyone ever pulled out a food log and said, let’s see...I’ve written it all down.  Lol

I used to roll my eyes when Dr. Now would ask this. Like, they're friggin' huge, what do you think they've been eating? But now, I think it's his way of seeing how in denial they are.

[7EasyPayments]

Oh I wanna see the skin removal AFTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justin looks like a shadow of his former shelf.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm still not over "I eat deviled eggs for breakfast" "How many eggs do you eat?" "ONE EGG.  AND I CUT IT IN HALF AND IT TAKES ME 30 MINUTES TO EAT THE PIECES."   Get.  The.  Fuck outta here.

Right? She almost gave herself away when she said "eggs" plural. 

Justin looks positively gaunt. Give him skin removal already!