Nuccganggang

chon also appears to be wearing stan’s cat on his head (with a bad dye job) cheryl is as trashy as i remember! she’s a big time meth head. i’ll never forget the facebook live m, courtesy of a guy she was banging for drugs dating, that showed cheryl screaming and cursing at him in her disgusting house. it featured mattresses with no bedding, poop (hopefully from a dog) on her nasty floors, and a full ashtray placed next to what appeared to be lines of coke or meth. oh, and her kids were in the background, too. she’s vile

oh shit, i forgot about mikey and chelsea. MIKEY, YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME WITH YOUR DAUGHTER WHO CLEARLY LOVES AND NEEDS YOU!!!!!!!!! i liked him up until i saw that update. chelsea is bad news - i am convinced that she is up to no good aka on drugs and addicted to drama. her house was GROSS. her son is 15 and already has a PO? he’s definitely been involved in other shit besides fingering doritos out of a snack machine, which is 100% on chelsea. i have a feeling she doesn’t pay much attention to her children unless she wants to play happy family to her benefit and/or needs them as an excuse for something. “sorry mikey, i can’t be at the hospital during your major surgery, my daughter needs help with her homework!” “oh, you didn’t end up with a dime from your prison stroke lawsuit? damn, my landlord said you have to move out tonight.” mikey is a fool for getting involved with her shitshow, especially when he’s neglecting his own daughter’s needs in the process. hopefully, once the guilt of “she was there for me during my incarceration so now i owe her” wears off, mikey will go back to his daughter and the rest of his family who clearly love him and want the best for him

chelsea disappointed the shit out of me this episode. mikey has been nothing but sweet and loving (that we’ve seen) and should not have to deal with her ugly ass attitude. it wasn’t just about the money - chelsea was being a total b before her friend called her and broke the bad news. is it just me, or is she on something? the sunglasses, refusing to get out of bed, refusing to get out of the car and be there for mikey, napping in the car, the extreme irritability…. this isn’t the first time we’ve seen her do a 180 and have a full blown tantrum, except last time it was towards her father. mikey is so happy to be free and start fresh and live a good life, and chelsea quickly stomped all over his positive attitude over something that was completely out of his control. i agree with him - her behavior is extremely unattractive.

andy is gross, he sucks in every way. “i hAd FrAuD BuT i DiDn’T RePoRt iT” like, what? everyone i’ve ever known who has had something stolen from them has immediately tried to get it back. this man is full of shit, and he thinks that brittany should just believe him because (he thinks) he’s just so smart and therefore, credible. i would say “get fucked,” but you’re failing miserably at that - so instead go to hell, you gelatinous douchebag. that being said, brittany is absolute scum. 37 years old and not a pot to piss in because her miserable, slovenly ass has prioritized her selfish needs and getting high above all else. if she cared so much about being with her children, she wouldn’t have arranged to live with a strange man. hours away from them. even worse, how did she think that was going to play out when it comes to being a mom? not that i think she had/has any intention of seeing her kids for more than an hour at a time, on her way back from her dealer’s house (driving andy’s car,) but what, was she going to bring her children to a stranger’s house to spend the night?! the answer is yes, seeing that she had no qualms about letting her teenage daughter RIDE IN A CAR FOR HOURS WITH A STRANGE MAN TO PICK HER UP FROM PRISON! brittany showed the world her great parenting skills long before she ever appeared on our screens, and long before she connected with andy. it takes a LOT of drug use and selfish, terrible decision making to lose custody of all four of your children. judges do not want to separate children from their mother. plus, gracie doesn’t hate brittany for no reason. she is clearly sick to death of her mother’s chronic main character syndrome. i hope that someone who loves gracie has her in therapy - she is carrying around a lot of pain, sadness, and resentment. thanks a lot, brittany! her other kids will hate her, too, when they’re old enough to see what a pathetic, awful, shit person she is. andy doesn’t owe brittany jack shit - not a single fucking thing. the smartest thing he could do is the next time she goes “for a walk,” to toss her duffel bag onto the lawn, have WEtv cancel the air bnb, and go home to HIS children - but he won’t, and i’m glad. him and his blue balls deserve it.

mikey

i know chelsea isn’t acting weirded out by tackiness

absolutely. it’s hard to choose who is scummier

i fucking loathe britney. she’s using her daughter as an excuse to get away from andy and he’s too much of a fucking simp to realize it. GO HOME BLART

he ran away a second time, but this time he ran from the swamp instead of school - https://www.tmz.com/2023/08/29/teen-mom-jenelle-evans-son-jace-missing-again-cops-search/ how many fucking red flags need to be raised before someone will protect those poor kids from their god awful “mother” and her filthy, unemployed pig of a husband?

this season is full of fucking assholes. amanda, riley, jasmine, christian, and the fucking janine garafalo wannabe. never has a season been so insufferable. i’m mad that i have been watching this crap. sheila and david are too good for this show and the producers are assholes for airing this

i just wanted to thank those in the live chat - i haven’t made it to one in forever, but i always read the whole thing on sat am, and you guys are fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!

her friends are thinking “this bitch is a pathetic loser”

this show sucks. more idiots who believe they’ve found their soulmate, but they won’t get to meet them until 2028 when they’re released 🙄 and whoever casted tai AGAIN, i hate you

i haven’t even watched the whole episode yet, but i had to run here when i learned that DESTINY IS PREGNANT WITH HER SIXTH BABY?!? AND she doesn’t have custody of the first five??? i would be absolutely mortified to share that information with the world. destiny, you’re a fucking loser! here’s hoping that during c-section #6, the surgeon “accidentally” removes your rabid uterus with the baby. jesus christ! …..and the very next scene, chazz’s can explodes upon opening, and instead of containing the mess to that one counter he opened it over, he decides to run with it across the room and let it jizz all over the floor 😆😆😆 can this mensa member do ANYTHING right?

i’m hoping that the ungratefulness is being exaggerated for the cameras - including, and especially from, mr bill (oh nooooooo! ) yes, he is stuck with two total fucking creepy weirdos and they are forcing him to obey some very strange rules, but they are letting him live in their house! A FELON, FRESH OUT OF PRISON, AND THEY AREN’T EVEN RELATED TO HIM!!! the fact that all of our returning citizens are completely willing to fuck up their free rides HAS to be producer shenanigans, right? kyle and sandra totally took in nick bc they wanted someone to boss around and feel superior to. their rules are by far the most reasonable, but they are positively gleeful that they get to tell this guy what to do. also, they couldn’t scrounge up a box spring and a pair of sheets? that bare mattress leaning against the bedroom wall sure looked inviting 🙄