S09.E14: Chrystal's Journey LIVE CHAT

[Hellga]

At least the hotel experience delivered.  Haven't had as much full-blown panic and bitchiness on this show for a while! 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, DropTheSoap said:

The kids just exist to serve, anyway.

They just have to stand there in her room while she's sleeping in case she needs something.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

We need a drumroll for the weigh-in.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Pizza maybe

Self-rising crust.

[mmecorday]

No, Oprah. You stream what you love -- shows with you in them.

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

But she’ll try really, really hard. Promise.

She won't just try. She'll work really hard.

So she won't understand why she gained. It won't make any sense.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, DropTheSoap said:

The kids just exist to serve, anyway.

The kids will just make a nest of blankets on the floor. I mean, Chrystal might wake and need bacon in the middle of the night. 

[Drogo]

Whatever she has to do, she's ready. 

You heard it here first. 

[magemaud]

She looks like a starfish splayed out in that wheelchair 

[Hellga]

7 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

This place is a death trap!!!

Her *body* is the ultimate death trap!

[ams1001]

Damn! If I had gone with my usual 612 I would have won! (Someone else said it, though.)

[TazDevil]

She said she tried to cut back on eating before this?  The breakfast and dinner scenes beg to differ.

[umgoblue]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Just wait until she finds out about the diet.

Shhh...don't tell her.   I actually want to see her head explode when Dr. Now tells her that bacon is definitely not on the list.

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The kids will just make a nest of blankets on the floor. I mean, Chrystal might wake and need bacon in the middle of the night. 

Emergency Bacon is my new band name.

[Floatingbison]

She has the eye of the tiger.... until she passes a Wendys.

[charmed1]

I thought she’d weigh a lot more than 611.

[SunnyBeBe]

She looks much heavier than that.

 

[Arynm]

611!!! She must have lost a lot of blood from the massive injury to her finger.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I was weigh off (heh). She’s “only” 611.

[Concerned]

611. She’s skin and bones compared to the others.

[7EasyPayments]

Finally, the parking lot...

612... rounding UP.

[Chicklet]

Thank god she didnt wear that tank top to meet Dr, Now.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, DropTheSoap said:

She won't just try. She'll work really hard.

So she won't understand why she gained. It won't make any sense.

She'll have followed the diet! Except she'll probably give in a few times. 

Oh, she's been trying to cut back to get ready to come to Dr. Now. Like flossing for a week before you g go to the dentist. 

WHAT? 611!?? She must be 5 feet tall. 

[Guest]

Don't they have portable oxygen tanks available that are smaller than the ones deep-sea divers use?

[CrazyInAlabama]

Month 1-611 (she must be really short).   She's 4'11", and has a very high BMI.  She's been huge forever.  

The daughter looks 30, and is well on the way to Mom's weight.  

I guess you should get my gasoline soaked drawers ready, I totally hate her.   She's never there for anyone else, especially her daughters.   A lot of the Poundticipants are people you can hope do better, in Chrystal's case, I don't care. 

Edited March 25, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[sainte-chapelle]

Blasphemy I know but I never cared for Oprah

[ams1001]

Did he say she's 4'11"?!

[Floatingbison]

 611, dang, I'm still over estimating.

[TazDevil]

BMI 123 😳

[dreadfulLeigh]

4’11” 😮 No wonder I thought she was 700 pounds

[readheaded]

3 minutes ago, Drogo said:

GET OUT - THIS PLACE IS A DEATH TRAP

Was she talking about her body?

[HulaTallula]

Yeah she is super short. I am going to fiddle with the BMI calculator now... 

[Concerned]

She’s only 4’11. That threw off the guesses.

[Chicklet]

2 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Don't they have portable oxygen tanks available that are smaller than the ones deep-sea divers use?

They are a bit expensiver than the scuba tanks.

Typing with one hand sorry ugh.

Edited March 25, 2021 by Chicklet

[Guest]

Just now, ams1001 said:

Did he say she's 4'11"?!

Yup -- a regular Munch-everythingIcan-kin.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Arynm said:

611!!! She must have lost a lot of blood from the massive injury to her finger.

DEAD

[ams1001]

I guess I just didn't understand the diet so I quit instead of asking questions.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Blasphemy I know but I never cared for Oprah

She lost me when she starting believing that her shit didn’t smell.

[umgoblue]

I am laser-focused on reclaiming my weight-guessing ability.  Approaching this like it's my full time job!!

(When he disclosed her BMI, he basically said she was 4'2 (yes, I exaggerate)...YIKES!)

[7EasyPayments]

BMI

C'mon Doc Now, like these idiots no what thet meeeens...

Bacon

Mayonnaise

Ice Cream

[Drogo]

Yeah diets are so hard to understand and drive thru menus are so user friendly. 

[HulaTallula]

For a BMI of 123 at 5'6" she would need to be 765 lbs. 

[TazDevil]

Her daughter has to do it with her because her daughter is going to have to do all of the cooking!

[mmecorday]

Quote

Blasphemy I know but I never cared for Oprah

I liked her back in the 80s. I used to watch her show with my grandmother after school and those were good times.

[SunnyBeBe]

Why ask these patients why they overeat?  It’s complex....like asking am alcoholic why they drink.  It’s not cause there’re thirsty.  

Edited March 25, 2021 by SunnyBeBe

[dreadfulLeigh]

1 minute ago, HulaTallula said:

Yeah she is super short. I am going to fiddle with the BMI calculator now... 

So If she was average say 5’6” how much would she need to wait for that same BMI?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Blasphemy I know but I never cared for Oprah

Oprah inflicted Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, and The Secret on us. I'm not a fan either. 

[Floatingbison]

Height:  4'11"

Weight:  611

Blood type:  Kraft Mayonnaise 

[ams1001]

6 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Hi friends. Any room for me in here? I just want a place to f@&cking sleep!

Of course! We'll haul your leg up and over if you need it!

[babyhouseman]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Blasphemy I know but I never cared for Oprah

Then you won't get a car.