S09.E01: Samantha's Story LIVE CHAT

[CrazyInAlabama]

I'm mean.    If they don't do the U-Haul with a mattress in the back to get to Houston, didn't they ship the poor, late Shamu by UPS plane?    Maybe, that's the only way to get her to Houston.

So she went from 799, to 940, a gain of 140 lbs.    

The gain doesn't seem to have affected her appetite or eating habits.   She's actually blaming the hospital's restricted diet for her having to order massive amounts of fast food?    She could lose 5 lbs by ditching the eye shadow.   She's actually laughing at Dr. Now saying she's eating herself to death.  

I think she's the heaviest Poundticipant ever, only Sean weighed more, at 1,000 after his mother fattened him up at home.    Teretha, Milla, and Roshonda Perrio (the Family edition on here), were over 800, but not 900.     

I saw that Pure Wick device sitting by the bed, so she managed to even defeat that.   

The hospital does have her calorie restricted, but she just orders for delivery.  

Edited December 31, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[mmecorday]

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Hard to believe that they don't have her on a restricted diet.

I know, right? Most hospitals have specialized diet plans for their patients.

[TazDevil]

So she's laying there, ordering everything off the hospital menu for every meal, thinking of how she's going to eat "chicken and broccoli" when she gets home when it would be SO MUCH EASIER to have the people just start bringing you only that right now to get started on this "diet" you say you're going to be on.

[Pepper Mostly]

She can't leave her daughter, because she's her daughter's best friend! Poor Bella, every time she made a friend you know Samantha ran her off. 

[Snarkastikate]

5 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I can’t believe they just had a bladder control pad commercial on. Samantha needs “Poise in her pants!” 

OMG I cringe so much when I see that commercial. 

[Wanda]

I needed to see this. 
Amazon told me I should buy the tasty cake variety pack and I went “ok”

im Philadelphia born and bred but haven’t been there since 18 and the tasty cake cupcakes aren’t sold where I live in MA and never thought of ordering food from amazon before quarantine. 
 

They’ve been speaking to me from the closet

[aliya]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

And she's gained 140 pounds since she's been in the hospital.

Whoa - I missed that. You'd think the doc would have a problem with that. 

[Caoimhe]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She can't leave her daughter, because she's her daughter's best friend! Poor Bella, every time she made a friend you know Samantha ran her off. 

Bella would be much better off without the burden of this beast.

[Concerned]

Dr Now should tell her the show is my 600 pound life, not my 900 pound life and he’s not a miracle worker. Also I wonder if Bella would actually be better off without out her like when an abusive alcoholic dies.

[7EasyPayments]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

@Twopper was the only Pounder to make a guess, so they are the winner at 908 pounds!  Johnny, tell them what they've won!

You've won ear plugs so you don't have to listen to Samantha, a membership to pornhub's extra site so you can see her in even more of her glory, and grapes, grapes, grapes!!!! 

You have to purchase PornHub PREMIUM for HER? 🤪

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

@Twopper was the only Pounder to make a guess, so they are the winner at 908 pounds!  Johnny, tell them what they've won!

You've won ear plugs so you don't have to listen to Samantha, a membership to pornhub's extra site so you can see her in even more of her glory, and grapes, grapes, grapes!!!! 

Please, no grapes.   They are the sole reason for my gaining the COVID 19.    

 

[WonTon]

Can't watch til tomorrow. Sounds like I'm missing a doozy! Missed you GUYS, BIG TIME!

[Chicklet]

Did she lose that email that contained the diet? I hate when that happens.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Boston said:

She's gonna eat the obligatory CHICKEN, FISH AND BROCCOLI.. right.. you think NOW hasn't heard this before.. first rodeo??

Is there a reason why she can't order these foods from the hospital menu? Anyone? 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Wanda said:

im Philadelphia born and bred but haven’t been there since 18 and the tasty cake cupcakes aren’t sold where I live in MA and never thought of ordering food from amazon before quarantine. 

Don't waste the calories. Tastykake was sold years ago to some corporation. The cupcakes don't taste the same as they did years ago, unfortunately. There are better options!

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Snarkastikate said:

OMG I cringe so much when I see that commercial. 

I always hear it as “poison your pants” 

[Caoimhe]

Just now, Twopper said:

Please, no grapes.   They are the sole reason for my gaining the COVID 19.    

I blame bread for my Covid pounds.  With sugar free jam.  I swear I didn’t go near the grapes and oranges!

[babyhouseman]

Apologies to Drew Barrymore, but she looks like her. 

[aliya]

Just now, Wanda said:

I needed to see this. 
Amazon told me I should buy the tasty cake variety pack and I went “ok”

im Philadelphia born and bred but haven’t been there since 18 and the tasty cake cupcakes aren’t sold where I live in MA and never thought of ordering food from amazon before quarantine. 
 

They’ve been speaking to me from the closet

I lived in Philly for 10 years. My son graduated from high school there. Let's just say that over time and in several locations around the country, I have felt the need to order Tastycake. 'Clap, clap, clap and yum, yummy, yummy. Tastycake cake and pie. So much fun to put in your tummy. Tastycake cake and pie.' 

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

Did she lose that email that contained the diet? I hate when that happens.

Over and Over and Over again!  

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Wanda said:

I needed to see this. 
Amazon told me I should buy the tasty cake variety pack and I went “ok”

im Philadelphia born and bred but haven’t been there since 18 and the tasty cake cupcakes aren’t sold where I live in MA and never thought of ordering food from amazon before quarantine. 
 

They’ve been speaking to me from the closet

Something else I shouldn't be ordering.  My childhood was spent in the Philly area where I cultivated my taste for Tastykakes.  We had them for a few years in MN, but then they disappeared. 😞

[Kid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is there a reason why she can't order these foods from the hospital menu? Anyone? 

Because she doesn’t want to. It’s all bullshit she’s telling him.

[Eldemarge]

Ugh.  It's the Elizabeth Holmes (Theranos) voice that is the annoying cherry on top of all this mass.

Edited December 31, 2020 by Eldemarge

[Pepper Mostly]

Samantha: Food is my entire life! 

Pepper Mostly: Forgot about your daughter already, hmm?

[WonTon]

Just now, aliya said:

I lived in Philly for 10 years. My son graduated from high school there. Let's just say that over time and in several locations around the country, I have felt the need to order Tastycake. 'Clap, clap, clap and yum, yummy, yummy. Tastycake cake and pie. So much fun to put in your tummy. Tastycake cake and pie.' 

We visited there two years ago. Went to Reading Street Terminal. Now there's a place I could eat myself to death at! YUMMY!

[CrazyInAlabama]

If she doesn't leave her house, then who's dyeing her hair, and doing those fake nails? 

 I'm suspecting we're being had, just like the other one who was doing porn, (Gina) and was totally mobile, but claimed she wasn't.

Edited December 31, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Angry Moldovan]

Yeah, she’s not convincing me or Dr Now

[aliya]

1 minute ago, Kid said:

Because she doesn’t want to. It’s all bullshit she’s telling him.

Yup. Though I'm pretty sure Dr Now has an idea of what's on hospital menus.

[Guest]

Can someone enlighten me what this woman's malady is other than gluttony? I mean, six weeks in the hospital?! That's almost unheard of except in the cases of serious infections that can't be managed at home.

[Boston]

3 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

You have to purchase PornHub PREMIUM for HER? 🤪

and the makeup and eating a WHOLE carrot cake..smh

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Boston said:

She's gonna eat the obligatory CHICKEN, FISH AND BROCCOLI.. right.. you think NOW hasn't heard this before.. first rodeo??

Plus three containers of watermelon, plus carrot cake, plus ranch dressing.  Also, she didn't say if the chicken and fish are fried. (Of course we know fraaahhhhd food is okay, or is that just rice?)

3 minutes ago, Wanda said:

I needed to see this. 
Amazon told me I should buy the tasty cake variety pack and I went “ok”

im Philadelphia born and bred but haven’t been there since 18 and the tasty cake cupcakes aren’t sold where I live in MA and never thought of ordering food from amazon before quarantine. 
 

They’ve been speaking to me from the closet

TastyKakes still call me.  Philly born too. 

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I always hear it as “poison your pants” 

Many of the poundticipants could be described as poison in pants. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I am living for the mattress in the U Haul. Do not let me down, TLC.

[mmecorday]

(Yay! I can't wait to see Ethan Plath stand up to this crazy, controlling father!)

[Boston]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Yeah, she’s not convincing me or Dr Now

Dr. Now needs to call those paramedics and stick her in the freight elevator.. adios lyin face.

[Twopper]

So it is after  9 and she is nowhere near Houston?

I was planning to have oreos with my eggnog.  I may have to wait until this show is over. 

[Donut Bear]

Just checked to see driving time to Houston from Denver. 15 hours!

[Guest]

Dr Now sure does have a lot of flair on his jacket tonight. Maybe he has a part time job at Flingers.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I am living for the mattress in the U Haul. Do not let me down, TLC.

Do it and pump her full of Xanax so we don't have to hear her bitch the whole way.

[faraway]

Samantha is a big faker- I don’t believe her tears or her words. 

 

 

[ShortyMac]

4 minutes ago, Wanda said:

I needed to see this. 
Amazon told me I should buy the tasty cake variety pack and I went “ok”

im Philadelphia born and bred but haven’t been there since 18 and the tasty cake cupcakes aren’t sold where I live in MA and never thought of ordering food from amazon before quarantine. 
 

They’ve been speaking to me from the closet

I will say I like the Tastykake version of zingers more than Hostess.

[Snarkastikate]

You know you've hit rock bottom when you're too big for bariatric transport.  6 weeks to gain 140 lbs in the hospital??  That's gotta be a world record.  So show more than half over and she needs to lose 250 lbs before they can get her to Houston??  Yeah, right, um ain't happening.   Where are we going here?  I'm still thinking free publicity for her feeder videos. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, Donut Bear said:

Just checked to see driving time to Houston from Denver. 15 hours!

Make that 30 hours, and at least 10 days, so she can go through every fast food drive thru on the way.     She's going to love Whataburger's signature giant burger. 

Good news for me, they sell Tastykakes at my local nice grocery store.    

Edited December 31, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Boston]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Plus three containers of watermelon, plus carrot cake, plus ranch dressing.  Also, she didn't say if the chicken and fish are fried. (Of course we know fraaahhhhd food is okay, or is that just rice?)

TastyKakes still call me.  Philly born too. 

Many of the poundticipants could be described as poison in pants. 

the author Janet Evanovich writes that series with woman PI who eats Tastycakes and she is based in Jersey

[Donut Bear]

3 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Can someone enlighten me what this woman's malady is other than gluttony? I mean, six weeks in the hospital?! That's almost unheard of except in the cases of serious infections that can't be managed at home.

I am shocked she has not developed pneumonia, no movement and bedridden. 

[Caoimhe]

Just now, Boston said:

the author Janet Evanovich writes that series with woman PI who eats Tastycakes and she is based in Jersey

Stephanie Plum!  Those books make me hungry.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

If she doesn't leave her house, then who's dyeing her hair, and doing those fake nails? 

 I'm suspecting we're being had, just like the other one who was doing porn, and was totally mobile, but claimed she wasn't.

I work in a retirement community where many of the residents regularly have a manicurist, pedicurist and hairstylist come to their apartments to dolly them up. I am guessing that Samantha uses a similar service. 

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, WonTon said:

We visited there two years ago. Went to Reading Street Terminal. Now there's a place I could eat myself to death at! YUMMY

We like to eat there when we go to the Flower Show but one time a woman at the next table in the food court changed her baby’s diaper in the seat next to me...

[Angry Moldovan]

This had the potential to be Asanti great, but no! She’s not leaving that hospital bed in the next 45 mins

[Boston]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is there a reason why she can't order these foods from the hospital menu? Anyone? 

The DOCTOR usually tells the nurses to fill out what HE WANTS HER TO EAT.. she shouldn't get to choose.. Diabetics don't get to choose.. although I had a heart attack 10 years ago and days later the first meal they gave me was.. wait for it.. MEATLOAF and MASHED POTATOES.. after a friggin heart attack! (i'm fine now)

[Pondlass1]

Have we ever had a pounder who actually never made it to Houston?