S09.E01: Samantha's Story LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

Oh no, NOT GRAPES!!

[Angry Moldovan]

No carrot cake for you. Also why hasn’t the hospital put her on calorie restriction?

[7EasyPayments]

Missionary..................

maybe she's Assanti in drag?

SHE'S ORDERING FOOD? 

Whaaaaat a f&cking trainwreck.

[Pondlass1]

She’s a drama queen, but at least no wee doggie and we got a bunch of handsome muscled guys to look at. So not all bad.

[Guest]

There is literally no way this woman is "going to Houston."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

OH NO! She ordered a bowl of grapes!

No wonder she weighs so much.  Grapes!  The devil's fruit!!!!!! Gateway fruit to being over 600 pounds! 

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

OH NO! She ordered a bowl of grapes!

The gateway fruit.

[Kid]

No, you desperately need less carrot cake!!!

She has not even seen him for the first time yet she’s avoiding appointments by acting like she’s sick. I am not buying what she is selling.

[Eldemarge]

Oh we have another poundticipant making up their own diet.  Cool, this should work well. 

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

You’re welcome, everyone! 

LORD!

[Angry Moldovan]

7 minutes ago, Boston said:

But you can kind of crossover watch.. when she was in that tiny bathroom she said if she falls that's it..  Do like ANGELA.. put the damn phone in your bra (or pants - which she did later)

Big Ang has wls and has lost at least 100 pounds

Edited December 31, 2020 by Angry Moldovan

[Twopper]

Yikes.   I went to check on Mr TWoPper and the Sooners.  Then I turned on the small tv and took a peek at Samantha.  I thought for a moment we were going to see them put her into a giant diaper, but it looks like maybe they just stuffed her with pee pads. 

[babyhouseman]

Just now, Kid said:

No, you desperately need less carrot cake!!!

Carrots are healthy and good for your eyes.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

No wonder she weighs so much.  Grapes!  The devil's fruit!!!!!! Gateway fruit to being over 600 pounds! 

What's next? Yogurt? Sugar free jam? 

[aliya]

3 minutes ago, Kid said:

She sure likes having a staff!

That's it exactly!  As soon as she started ordering food, I knew I was over this bish. Don't care what happens to this complaining, whining, rude mass of flesh. 

[PaTatertots]

3 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

You’re welcome, everyone! 

Díos mio... 😳

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

LORD!

Wave your legs in the air like you just don't care.

[Boston]

5 minutes ago, aliya said:

Serious question - I know she's huge, and maybe that's enough, but what kind of pain would she be having which can be attributed to her weight? Someone with arthritis might have pain going down stairs, for example, but we know the issue there and usually they aren't screaming as they do it. 

Being that heavy HAS to be doing damage to her bones and joints.. and muscles.etc.  I'm sure that's painful.. but really.. Give her some pain meds and make her stop screaming (can you imagine the dosage?)

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I think that legs in the air pose was something folks usually have to pay to see.  Freebie! 

[Kid]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

That's it exactly!  As soon as she started ordering food, I knew I was over this bish. Don't care what happens to this complaining, whining, rude mass of flesh. 

Amen and congratulations on your grandchild!!

[magemaud]

I can’t believe they just had a bladder control pad commercial on. Samantha needs “Poise in her pants!” 

Or at the very least pants...

Edited December 31, 2020 by magemaud

[aliya]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

OH NO! She ordered a bowl of grapes!

"Grapes is not on diet when you 1000 punts."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What's next? Yogurt? Sugar free jam? 

Crackers? Oranges?  You know she just has an orange and some crackers for lunch. 🙄

[Snarkastikate]

This is all a big joke on us, right?  Is she looking to drum up business for her sex fetish videos?  Because we're an hour in and so far we've been treated to her personal history, several 911 calls/trips to ER and lots & lots of whining. And a small sample of her "conducting business".  Not even close to getting to Houston.  

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Yikes.   I went to check on Mr TWoPper and the Sooners.  Then I turned on the small tv and took a peek at Samantha.  I thought for a moment we were going to see them put her into a giant diaper, but it looks like maybe they just stuffed her with pee pads. 

The Sooners!!

[babyhouseman]

She's ordering food?

[Boston]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What's next? Yogurt? Sugar free jam? 

or the usual Jello?

[Guest]

Let me get this straight -- she's been in the hospital for six weeks on an eating binge? HOLY SHIT.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I can’t believe they just had a bladder control pad commercial on. Samantha needs “Poise in her pants!” 

That would require her to wear pants.  That poor EMT who got the full moon view from the back of her. 

[aliya]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

LORD!

Holy Heck! I  musta been typing when they showed that. Bless that CNA.

[Wanda]

What good is that hospital that allows her to order whatever she wants but keeps her in the hospital because she has weight related health issues?

[7EasyPayments]

940.1

That DAMN .1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chicklet]

"Here have a whole watermelon for lunch" She's really delusional.

[Boston]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Big Ang has wls and has lost at least 100 pounds

Wow.. good for her.. did she quit the butts?  cause they probably won't fit in the shirt now.

[mmecorday]

Quote

She's ordering food?

And she's gained 140 pounds since she's been in the hospital.

[OoogleEyes]

I could go for a big bowl of watermelon 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I can’t believe they just had a bladder control pad commercial on. Samantha needs “Poise in her pants!” 

There is not enough poise in the world. 

Nurse: Anything else I can do for you right now?

Samantha: yeah, please bring me a double cheese pizza and a dozen chicken wings. And some grapes. 

[TazDevil]

Aren't there any hospitals in the area that would restrict her diet?  This is crazy!

[PaTatertots]

2 minutes ago, Snarkastikate said:

This is all a big joke on us, right?  Is she looking to drum up business for her sex fetish videos?  Because we're an hour in and so far we've been treated to her personal history, several 911 calls/trips to ER and lots & lots of whining. And a small sample of her "conducting business".  Not even close to getting to Houston.  

I'm with you... pretty sure we're being Punk'd.

[sagittarius sue]

Hard to believe that they don't have her on a restricted diet.

[Pepper Mostly]

FLUID

[Boston]

3 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

She's ordering food?

all the takeout in Houston

[WhitneyWhit]

BRB, gonna go check into the hospital so I can eat like a 12 year old left home alone.

[Guest]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

FLUID

Also, add in the mattress that's making her fat.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

@Twopper was the only Pounder to make a guess, so they are the winner at 908 pounds!  Johnny, tell them what they've won!

You've won ear plugs so you don't have to listen to Samantha, a membership to pornhub's extra site so you can see her in even more of her glory, and grapes, grapes, grapes!!!! 

[Suzywriter]

How do you get 940lbs into one person? How? 

Next 4 years!!!

[aliya]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I could go for a big bowl of watermelon 

Who couldn't? We had maybe 9" of snow yesterday. I think all the snow on the roof is making it warm in the house. My heat hasn't even cycled on for awhile. A bowl of watermelon sounds pretty good.

[Angry Moldovan]

I will be devastated if we don’t see her in the back of a uhaul. Is she still doing her porn films when the nurses aren’t watching?

[Chicklet]

Oh the lies, the lies. She really can't tell the truth. 

2100 calorie diet??

[Boston]

She's gonna eat the obligatory CHICKEN, FISH AND BROCCOLI.. right.. you think NOW hasn't heard this before.. first rodeo??