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Did Larissa tell the secret she's been threatening Colt to reveal? I'm expecting her to claim he's bisexual because that's her favorite claim. She said it about her ex-husband and Eric and now I think she is going to say she wasn't referring to Eric when she answered the question, "Is Eric gay?" with the answer, "bi" she was referring to Colt. She's a peach,

 

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One of Kalani's children was tugging at her leg (off-camera) in the opening scene, when she's in the bathroom, getting ready.  She asks him to wait or let Mommy finish.  He may have wanted to be fed.  We know it wasn't Asuelo, because we had to have the anticlimatic, "Will he or won't he show up?"  There's one every season, it seems.  

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2 hours ago, RealReality said:

 

If Colt is bi that might be great for him because he can date a man

 

It would explain the cats.  

2 hours ago, RealReality said:

Would Colt be a "bear" since he lost all the weight?

Eric is definitely an otter.

2 hours ago, zenme said:

Wouldn’t Kalani’s breasts being constantly out be tempting for the kids to eat between meals?

The only way they could ever be tempting.

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There is breast feeding of infants, but once it gets to the feeding of pre schoolers and toddlers in public, maybe it isn't about the child, but about sexual gratification for the mother? Neither child looks all that healthy. Maybe cow's milk would be better for them at this age, and solid food? I have seen her grab them up as they pass her by and all but force them to suckle.

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10 hours ago, LaLaLaLa said:

Larissa has always looked like a man. In tonight's Tell All, she REALLY looks like a man with implants.

Isn’t a butt lift, tummy tuck and liposuction too much at once?  The anesthesia alone can kill her.  They should sew her lips shut while they are at it.  She sends money to her kids?  Does it rain money in Vegas?    That guy she’s with is gay and wants to be discovered for movies or something.

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IMO . . . Angela has a GUM abscess because her teeth are dentures, not real teeth.  If you look at the Maury video, it appears to me that her teeth are NOT the pearly white, straight ones we see on 90DF.  (Seriously, HOW could her teeth be white as much as she smokes?)

The mask is there because she can't wear her dentures until her abscess heals up.

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1 hour ago, Granny58 said:

Yep, I've done it too.  Not hard, just kinda boring

Then the kiddo gets a little older and it is off to preschool!  But I would give them some free advice:  Those years, to me, are the BEST.  I loved it when my kids were that age.  But that is just me.  Naptime is PLENTY of time to start dinner in the crock pot, do your laundry, pick up and even vacuum depending on how sound a sleeper junior is. 

I actually felt bad for Andrei when she announced "He takes out the trash" - like WTF?  Even if that is all he does, do not share that with America and certainly not your redneck, trash talking bacon loving hypocrtical family.

I cracked my hubby up when I talked back to screen when Chuck said "That is food I would throw away" and I announced "Yeah Chuck, like you ever throw food away!"  The man is HUGE.

What Chuck pays, or doesn't pay for an OPTIONAL LIFE EVENT is no one's business.  When hubs and I got married almost three years ago it never occured to us that his parents would help pay.  (Mine had passed.) We were 52 - we got this.  Andrei and Libby, your family is under no obligation to pay for anything.  But I imagine those hens sit around, speculating about how much more So and So got and damn that is not fair.  Charlie sits around, drinking and stewing about how to get back at Andrei.

I really REALLY wanted Andrei to whip out all of their mug shots and announce "Well I don't have a mugshots, jackasses!"

The whole storyline of digging into his alleged past is so old.

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50 minutes ago, winsomeone said:

There is breast feeding of infants, but once it gets to the feeding of pre schoolers and toddlers in public, maybe it isn't about the child, but about sexual gratification for the mother? Neither child looks all that healthy. Maybe cow's milk would be better for them at this age, and solid food? I have seen her grab them up as they pass her by and all but force them to suckle.

Breast feeding is not sexual and does not provide sexual gratification . Many cultures breast feed into the toddler years . Kalani ‘s kids look perfectly healthy to me.

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1 hour ago, winsomeone said:

There is breast feeding of infants, but once it gets to the feeding of pre schoolers and toddlers in public, maybe it isn't about the child, but about sexual gratification for the mother? Neither child looks all that healthy. Maybe cow's milk would be better for them at this age, and solid food? I have seen her grab them up as they pass her by and all but force them to suckle.

Different cultures have different philosophies on breast feeding - I would assume that Samoan women breast feed long past the time most Americans think is appropriate.  I seriously doubt there is a sexual component involved and I can't imagine anyone who has ever done it thinking that because at times it can be quite uncomfortable and painful.  I do think that some women love the closeness and bonding that comes with breast feeding.

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3 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Then the kiddo gets a little older and it is off to preschool!  But I would give them some free advice:  Those years, to me, are the BEST.  I loved it when my kids were that age.  But that is just me.  Naptime is PLENTY of time to start dinner in the crock pot, do your laundry, pick up and even vacuum depending on how sound a sleeper junior is. 

I actually felt bad for Andrei when she announced "He takes out the trash" - like WTF?  Even if that is all he does, do not share that with America and certainly not your redneck, trash talking bacon loving hypocrtical family.

I cracked my hubby up when I talked back to screen when Chuck said "That is food I would throw away" and I announced "Yeah Chuck, like you ever throw food away!"  The man is HUGE.

What Chuck pays, or doesn't pay for an OPTIONAL LIFE EVENT is no one's business.  When hubs and I got married almost three years ago it never occured to us that his parents would help pay.  (Mine had passed.) We were 52 - we got this.  Andrei and Libby, your family is under no obligation to pay for anything.  But I imagine those hens sit around, speculating about how much more So and So got and damn that is not fair.  Charlie sits around, drinking and stewing about how to get back at Andrei.

I really REALLY wanted Andrei to whip out all of their mug shots and announce "Well I don't have a mugshots, jackasses!"

The whole storyline of digging into his alleged past is so old.

I think Andrei was working undercover or something where he can’t talk about it.  That country is different .. don’t they understand? When the time is right, he will be a good worker somewhere.  He has good ethics I’m sure.  Those two assholes just like to flap their lips.  Libby was wrong not to stick up for Andrei.  He just got here.  Give him a minute to breathe.  He will out do all of them.  Libby should know, you don’t knock your husband in front of people, especially those dirtbags.

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54 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

IMO . . . Angela has a GUM abscess because her teeth are dentures, not real teeth.  If you look at the Maury video, it appears to me that her teeth are NOT the pearly white, straight ones we see on 90DF.  (Seriously, HOW could her teeth be white as much as she smokes?)

The mask is there because she can't wear her dentures until her abscess heals up.

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That makes sense but when someone takes their dentures out their speech changes and hers doesn’t appear to have changed.

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50 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Then the kiddo gets a little older and it is off to preschool!  But I would give them some free advice:  Those years, to me, are the BEST.  I loved it when my kids were that age.  But that is just me.  Naptime is PLENTY of time to start dinner in the crock pot, do your laundry, pick up and even vacuum depending on how sound a sleeper junior is. 

I actually felt bad for Andrei when she announced "He takes out the trash" - like WTF?  Even if that is all he does, do not share that with America and certainly not your redneck, trash talking bacon loving hypocrtical family.

I cracked my hubby up when I talked back to screen when Chuck said "That is food I would throw away" and I announced "Yeah Chuck, like you ever throw food away!"  The man is HUGE.

What Chuck pays, or doesn't pay for an OPTIONAL LIFE EVENT is no one's business.  When hubs and I got married almost three years ago it never occured to us that his parents would help pay.  (Mine had passed.) We were 52 - we got this.  Andrei and Libby, your family is under no obligation to pay for anything.  But I imagine those hens sit around, speculating about how much more So and So got and damn that is not fair.  Charlie sits around, drinking and stewing about how to get back at Andrei.

I really REALLY wanted Andrei to whip out all of their mug shots and announce "Well I don't have a mugshots, jackasses!"

The whole storyline of digging into his alleged past is so old.

Once kiddo got a bit older (I'm really not a fan of the infant stage) then I really got into the swing of it.  To this day, 20+ years later, it is still my favorite thing to do...bustle around the kitchen all domesticated making things they like.  

I tapped out very early last night as people sitting in their separate homes insulting each other via Zoom is not my idea of entertaining.  I did appreciate the early shots of Andreee waking up, so that's that.  Did I  miss anything of importance?

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I am not sure why we still get fixated in breasts and breast feeding. It upsets me to see people being so rude and prude about breasts and breastfeeding.  I think a lot of our own insecurities are coming out when bash Kalani for being busty and breastfeeding or Larissa for getting implants.  I don't think Larissa needed the surgery because she was already beautiful. 

I don't think Larissa is selfish for not having her children here. Not everyone is meant to be a parent. I think she knows this. If she's smart enough to recognize that and let people who can give her kids a better life take care of them that's good enough for me. Why bring them into her mess more than they need to be? There are too many unwanted children with parents who aren't meant to be parents. I thought it was interesting that Andre went after Larissa for her life choices. I just think it's interesting because he is as vain and deluded as she is. They both want someone wealthy to take care of them and both talk about having careers, but neither have done anything. 

Does anyone else think Charlie and Jenn are worried about Andre and Chuck becoming close?

 

Kalani and Aseulu need a divorce. Their relationship is too much work for the love that isn't there. Like Kolini said he is too old to be taught to be considerate. 

In regards to Angela's jealousy she has to accept that it's normal to be attracted to other people. If a man started feeding me that you're the most beautiful woman in the world I only have eyes for you bullshit I would call him a liar. That just isn't a realistic way to think. A paid performer shaking her ass will not matter more to Michael than his relationship to Angela. 

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14 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

That makes sense but when someone takes their dentures out their speech changes and hers doesn’t appear to have changed.

Maybe she just had the uppers or the lowers out, not both.  Less impact on speech.  My female birth vessel had her teeth pulled when she was about 23, thinking that she could have nice, straight teeth without the hassle of daily brushing, etc. (something she hadn't done anyway).  She got cheap dentures and never wore them - was toothless from her early 20s - and she didn't have that typical "left my teeth in a jar" lisp that a lot of people have.  

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9 hours ago, mamadrama said:

The ironic thing is that outside of Angela NONE of these people have "regular" 9-5 jobs. The only one who comes close is Aseulu (and not the yogurt thing). The rest of them all live off of whatever their hustle is through the show. And that's fine. I don't have a normal job either but I still earn money and pay my bills. But the ones acting like it's a disgrace that a few of them don't work out of the home can take a seat. At least Andrei DID have a job outside of Chuck. Can Libby say that? 

This is true.  If these people all had 9-5 jobs, none of them would have the time to film.  

I thought Larissa told Andrei to get a job?  What is Larissa's job?  If she thinks she can make money from porn, she's a bit long in the tooth for that...just saying.  

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7 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

Maybe she just had the uppers or the lowers out, not both.  Less impact on speech.  My female birth vessel had her teeth pulled when she was about 23, thinking that she could have nice, straight teeth without the hassle of daily brushing, etc. (something she hadn't done anyway).  She got cheap dentures and never wore them - was toothless from her early 20s - and she didn't have that typical "left my teeth in a jar" lisp that a lot of people have.  

Yeah my mom has that jar lisp lol. Sometimes even when people are wearing dentures you can hear things.  Johnny Carson’s would whistle on certain sounds.

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I am really bothered by the physical, verbal and mental abuse that we have witnessed with this season’s crew.

I agree that there is a lot of preoccupation with the boobage on this show.  I think the producers made it that way.  Honestly I want to hear their stories but I am sidetracked with the worry that one or more boobies is literally going to fall out unannounced on camera, not for a nursing session. I don’t think it’s all about nursing because only one of these women is nursing.
 I will never forgive Asuelu for all the walking out he does.  I will never forgive his family for the horrible threats and nasty things he has said to and about their family.  But they are not my relatives.

has anybody noticed that Andrrrei keeps referring to the Moldova wedding as “my wedding” and that Charlie keeps saying “why did my dad pay for HIS wedding?”  Wasn’t it also for Libby so SHE won’t be living in Orthodox sin and so both Lib and Eleanor won’t end up in Orthodox Hell?  Every time he uses the excuse I was drunk, I just want to say, tell that to the judge when I haul you into court for domestic abuse. See how far that gets you.  The only way he could get back in my good graces would be to announce to the world that he’s giving up alcohol.  I do not forgive Andrrrei until he promises no more excuses.

Angela is a hypocrite.  She is so verbally abusive and she was violent last season.  None of that is a one shot deal.  If Michael said any of the things she says, even with the trademark belly laugh thrown in, she would crucify him.  Hypocrite.  I think maybe she had dentures and now she is getting dental implants.  Bad timing on her part.

I actually consider that maybe Erik is straight-ish.  I have known guys like that here in Colorado. They are cute and they know it but they don’t care.  they’re kind of spoiled. They do what they want. they get highlights.  It’s better than being a chauvinist pig.  But you wouldn’t be surprised if you caught them making out with their best guy friend either.

is being a cam-girl considered a step up from being an in-person stripper?  Asking for a friend.

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On 9/27/2020 at 8:33 AM, winsomeone said:

 I wonder if the schools will allow her to attend with the boys so she can feed them at snack time. 

I think Assholo is in the same grade. She can nurse him right along with Roosevelt and Eisenhower. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Maybe Angela had a front tooth extracted?  An abscess wouldn’t require a mask to stop air.  The smoking, her weight... and she’s an apple shape, all the fat around her heart, plus those raging stress levels that set her off over nothing can all contribute to future serious health issues. She needs to step away from the show, quit smoking, lose 100 pounds and learn the techniques of meditation.

Don’t think it’s gonna happen, tho.

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4 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

What is Larissa's job?  If she thinks she can make money from porn, she's a bit long in the tooth for that...just saying.  

Her “celebrity” status will help a little bit, but not for long. She’s far from being even a C list actress.

4 minutes ago, Colfrmb said:

is being a cam-girl a step up from being an in-person stripper?  Asking for a friend.

I don’t know if it’s a step up, but the potential audience, and thus the potential income, is much larger.

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2 minutes ago, Pondlass1 said:

 

Maybe Angela had a front tooth extracted?

 

She may have a temporary crown and those look odd.

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Her “celebrity” status will help a little bit, but not for long. She’s far from being even a C list actress.

I don’t know if it’s a step up, but the potential audience, and thus the potential income, is much larger.

Well you don’t have to worry about physical violence.  Or STDs.

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4 hours ago, Silver Bells said:

 They should sew her lips shut while they are at it.

Those other lips, too

4 hours ago, Silver Bells said:

The anesthesia alone can kill her.  

We've seen she doesn’t do well with anesthesia 

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8 hours ago, magemaud said:

Boy, Angela was 50 pounds lighter then and her hair actually looked good

So basically she has made a career out of trolling reality shows to get her ass on tv and creating fake drama.

I heard Larissa made $100K from that Camsoda gig, so she already covered the cost of her plastic surgery and more.

I think we got the full picture of what a sleazebag Colt is last night, not that we didn't before, but he didn't bother trying to hide it this time.  Andmy wife showed me he does an Only Fans page that is hilarious and bizarre.

However much of a slacker Andrei is, Libby's family truly cemented themselves last night as the ugly trashy people they truly are.

 

 

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1 hour ago, jaybird2 said:
11 hours ago, magemaud said:

Maybe he could borrow Michael's wedding reception white suit, red shoes and red feathered hat

i thought it was purple...........i thought he looked like a pimp 

Angela bought him two suits from Pimps R Us. The purple one was for the wedding ceremony, then they both changed and Angela wore a red dress and Michael wore a white suit with a red cummerbund, size 14 (!) red shoes and hat for the reception. Both were pretty flashy, but the red hat took it over the top into Pimpwear territory

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14 minutes ago, Dobian said:

So basically she has made a career out of trolling reality shows to get her ass on tv and creating fake drama.

I heard Larissa made $100K from that Camsoda gig, so she already covered the cost of her plastic surgery and more.

I think we got the full picture of what a sleazebag Colt is last night, not that we didn't before, but he didn't bother trying to hide it this time.  Andmy wife showed me he does an Only Fans page that is hilarious and bizarre.

However much of a slacker Andrei is, Libby's family truly cemented themselves last night as the ugly trashy people they truly are.

 

 

Take that with a massive grain of salt.  There are apparently screen shots "out there" of her session, and people who actually were watching it said she was awful and were tallying up her "coins" (or however that shit is paid for).  A couple of people said she made about $500 while others estimated a couple of thousand.  

I believe this "$100,000" is on a par with her ICE arrest, bullshit planted by her and her publicist to inflate that worthless cow's value.  

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BTW, speaking of that worthless cow, did anybody else notice TLC pulled a fast one on editing last night?

The clip of Larissa shrieking to Debbie, "You have no morals, you have no morals, bitch"? 

Don't blink, fellow posters.  That identical clip of Larissa is also used later in the tell all as being shrieked at Colt.  

Same. Exact. Clip.  

Hey, TLC, she's vile enough.  You don't need to reuse anything that comes out of her rancid mouth.  

I vote for Andre to host all of the Tell Alls from here forward.  He'll ask the hard questions 😄 

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6 hours ago, Neurochick said:

This is true.  If these people all had 9-5 jobs, none of them would have the time to film.  

I thought Larissa told Andrei to get a job?  What is Larissa's job?  If she thinks she can make money from porn, she's a bit long in the tooth for that...just saying.  

Not true at all regarding Larissa. Milf/cougar/stepmom porn are among the biggest genres in porn. Being older in porn right now prevents nothing.

And cam stuff. You could make more with having to do way little. Some of the stuff I've heard cam girls do can be odd at times but not hard. Perfect for her lazy ass. You need to put real work in to make money as a stripper.

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Family Kalani came off better than Family Asuelu in this.   She should boot him now, send him back to Samoa, and divorce.   

When he stomped off last night, I really hoped she would tell him to pack up and go back to Samoa.  His sons act more mature than he does.  

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1 hour ago, Silver Bells said:

When the time is right, he will be a good worker somewhere.  He has good ethics I’m sure.

I don't see any evidence that Andrei has a good work ethic. We saw him go to truck driving school but then decline a job offer when he found he had to start at the bottom of the ladder. Yes, I remember Libby was expecting at the time and he didn't want to be away from home, but there must have been some kind of local delivery job he could take with his CDL to give him experience and allow him to stay close to home. The same thing happened with the Handyman business where he appeared to half-heartedly attempt to get local jobs. Now, he says he'd only work for Chuck if he could be a partner and doesn't think he needs to prove himself first. Maybe that's the real reason he left Moldova, they started him out with a low-paying desk job when he thought he should automatically be promoted to Chief Detective. 

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1 hour ago, Colfrmb said:

is being a cam-girl considered a step up from being an in-person stripper?  Asking for a friend.

Depends. Saw a Netflix series called "Hot Girls Wanted" and they ventured into the cam and porn industry. If you know how to brand yourself and get some serious followers then you can make some good coin.  One girl would even wear some undies during cam and then ziploc bag them and sell them. I would say camming is safer than either porn or actually stripping at a bar. 

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17 minutes ago, Persnickety1 said:

I vote for Andre to host all of the Tell Alls from here forward.  He'll ask the hard questions

Using a technique he learned in his brief career as a detective in Moldova which involves a bright floodlight and rubber hose. I'd PAY to watch that! 

18 minutes ago, Racj82 said:

You need to put real work in to make money as a stripper.

Did she go to more than one Pole Dancing lesson? 

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56 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

She may have a temporary crown and those look odd.

The producers seemed to have actively managed to keeping the odd looking or least popular from centerstage.   Whenever Chuck or Debbie spoke, they were shown in their screens among the group shots, or the producers showed someone else reacting to their comments instead.  Larissa didn't get much airtime beyond her segments (or breasts), and Eric-y blocked her from the center of their screen, because he needed to stare into the camera.  In the multi-screen shots, Colt & Debbie and Larissa & Eric-y and even Mama Asuelo were relegated to bottom left or top right corners.

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Poor Jenn...

Trying to keep her wide-eyed ingenue look going at all times.  I'll bet her eyelids were exhausted.  

Andre hit it out of the park with his comment about her always trying to appear innocent when in fact she was very manipulative and her family just didn't see it.  

Also, Jenn appears to have taken a tip from Rebecca and gotten one of those magic light rings.  

Too bad there isn't a magic light ring to get rid of the ugly inside.  Everyone in Libby's family could benefit from one.  

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2 minutes ago, antfitz said:

I had heard Angela was on the maury show and I looked it up. She looked much better then.  It wasn't like fried nerve endings. Her hair now looks like Phyllis Diller's old Wig.

Phyllis Diller would be insulted by that comment and is spinning in her grave.  LOL.

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40 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Family Kalani came off better than Family Asuelu in this.   She should boot him now, send him back to Samoa, and divorce.   

 OMG yes send Asula packing. His mom and sister are certifiably nuts. "All I want is money."  Ah the loving mother...

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Anybody else think Colt is disgusting blubber?  When I saw him walking in a swimming suit that time I about threw up in my mouth.  Who in the world wants to see his junk?? eww just ewww!  I still say he has to divorce his current "wife," Debbie, before any other partner will come into the picture.  She will ruin any relationship I tries to have. I think she's sick.

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56 minutes ago, antfitz said:

Anybody else think Colt is disgusting blubber?

Even with his weight loss, change of hair style and lack of crooked glasses, I still find him incredibly UNattractive and believe the only women contacting him are trying for reality show stardom. Definitely looking at you, Jess, and possibly Vanessa. 

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Until her implants rupture.

But Larissa probably thinks being on "Botched" would further her career so it's a chance she's willing to take. 

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1 hour ago, greekmom said:

Depends. Saw a Netflix series called "Hot Girls Wanted" and they ventured into the cam and porn industry. If you know how to brand yourself and get some serious followers then you can make some good coin.  One girl would even wear some undies during cam and then ziploc bag them and sell them. I would say camming is safer than either porn or actually stripping at a bar. 

Yeah male cammers sell worn clothing with DNA if you get my drift.  Glad I’m not a postal worker.

6 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Even with his weight loss, change of hair style and lack of crooked glasses, I still find him incredibly UNattractive and believe the only women contacting him are trying for reality show stardom. Definitely looking at you, Jess, and possibly Vanessa. 

His emo haircut is so 2004.

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