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In part one of the Tell All, our couples reunite from their own homes. Angela and Michael struggle with trust issues. Elizabeth's family questions Andrei's integrity. Colt clashes with both of his exes. Asuelu's coronavirus habits are questioned.

Airs September 27, 2020.

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I only watched the Friday 20 minutes.

Kalani, please buy clothes that cover your chest and maybe a proper bra. I thought there was going to be a wardrobe malfunction and she'd be topless in no time. Ditto to Tania.

Libby, I doubt that Andrei just watches the baby. I'm sure he does a lot more around the house than that. Otherwise, you would have divorced him by now.

Larissa, you can be a very nasty woman and look like a brunette Barbie Girl - life as plastic ain't fantastic.  Guess this was taped before she had the rest of her surgery in August. Jess calling Debbie a devil may be right. At some point, women who date Colt will experience the commonality of Debbie's interference. One person tells you that you are a horse, you laugh it off. Two people - maybe you have some horse habits. Every woman you 'date'? Um, Debbie the devil with the red dress on as the common denominator and Colt gaslighting these women and going through hay bales and carrots.

No Pole and Karine. I expected that.

 

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I watched the 30 minute preview, it was kinda boring.

Libby:  You get up and announce your hubby only takes out the trash and wonder why people don't like your husband.  I would be curious, though:  does he cook dinner, clean, run errands, play with the toddler?  I have done thw SAHM gig.....it is not hard, your child naps from 1 to 4 (or somewhere close) so half the day you are free to do what you want, inside the house, obviously.  

Angela: "Gee, maybe everyone was right, maybe I did make a mistake."  People ganged up on Michael over the stripperil incident and Angela shared that she dirty danced with a friend of Michael's to make Michael jealous.  Real mature!!!  Go. Away.

Eric-ee, Colt-ee and company: go away, all of you.  You can just see Colt getting all excited and flattered that he was being seen as a player.  Why are you sharing you sleep in separate beds in the same room like Rob and Laura Petrie?

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5 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I watched the 30 minute preview, it was kinda boring.

Eric-ee, Colt-ee and company: go away, all of you.  You can just see Colt getting all excited and flattered that he was being seen as a player.  Why are you sharing you sleep in separate beds in the same room like Rob and Laura Petrie?

They are all trash people and dumb.  Their conversations are incoherent.  They don't listen to each other; they just shout insults and tell anyone who says something to them to shut up.

Eric-y is so weird that it's distracting and more entertaining than their exchanges.  He barely looks at Larissa or blnks.  Instead, he stares into the camera and smiles weirdly the entire interview.  He sits away from her and moves even further away from her when he can, but is really conscientious about staying in the screen. 

Based on the painting behind them, Colt & Debbie are in Colt's bedroom.  She's sitting in a desk chair.  Maybe he has a liquor cabinet in there, too, because she's acting like her son's mean-drunk girlfriend with beer goggles.

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Why doesn't Kalani's mother tell her to cover her breasts up when in public? Isn't she a Mormon? I wonder if the schools will allow her to attend with the boys so she can feed them at snack time. 

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These tell-alls have become the 21st century versions of the Maury Povich show. I really wish there were more efforts at decorum and respectability. 

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34 minutes ago, nb360 said:

These tell-alls have become the 21st century versions of the Maury Povich show. I really wish there were more efforts at decorum and respectability. 

Those don’t bring in ratings and social media attention.

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5 hours ago, nb360 said:

These tell-alls have become the 21st century versions of the Maury Povich show. I really wish there were more efforts at decorum and respectability. 

From her past appearances on Maury (or was it Jerry Springer?), Grangie knows the drill. Decorum and respectability? That’s cute. Sadly, neither words are in any of these losers’ vocabularies.

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5 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Why does Asuelo have his passport at the airport?  We have seen him driving so he has a license, does he not realize that Washington State is in the US?

Kalani told him to leave- so he took all his stuff with him. If I were him I’d fly on my passport, given he isn’t a USC. 

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To get on a flight, you either need a Real I.D. drivers license, or a passport.  Also, whatever name you book the ticket under, you have to match your I.D. exactly.  

 

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10 hours ago, winsomeone said:

Why doesn't Kalani's mother tell her to cover her breasts up when in public? Isn't she a Mormon?

Some cultures just don't sexualize a breast used for feeding.  I spent time in super Catholic Guatemala where I had to wear pants, or preferably a long skirt, because bare legs in shorts were way to risque, but most of the traditional women's tops had a huge open slit down the front for baby feeding ease.  It's quite possible that Samoa is the same way and mother Kalani understands.

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1 minute ago, readheaded said:

OMG, will Libby's family STFU?!  Please!!!  Someone send Andrei a copy of all their mug shots so he can bring those up whenever they start harping on him.  Not only do I hate them because they're assholes, but because I think Andrei's an asshole, too and they make me defend him!

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I realize Debbie is dreadful, but calling her a “bitch” by Larissa is really so disrespectful, she is over 70 years old. It’s really sad to see.  Debbie needs to leave television.

Im not quite sure what Larissa means when she says she’s “doing this” for her children.  She got plastic surgery in order to get a better job?  Make more money in the porn industry?  Not sure what her rationale is.

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32 minutes ago, Kangatush said:

Some cultures just don't sexualize a breast used for feeding.  I spent time in super Catholic Guatemala where I had to wear pants, or preferably a long skirt, because bare legs in shorts were way to risque, but most of the traditional women's tops had a huge open slit down the front for baby feeding ease.  It's quite possible that Samoa is the same way and mother Kalani understands.

Interesting that there are comments regarding breast feeding.  I’m going back to see if I missed anyone asking that Larissa put those things away.  She is just showing them for attention. 

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Just now, hisbunkie said:

Interesting that there are comments regarding breast feeding.  I’m going back to see if I missed anyone asking that Larissa put those things away.  She is just showing them for attention. 

My comment was about Kalani.  Larissa just wants to show off her jugs.

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11 minutes ago, Kangatush said:

My comment was about Kalani.  Larissa just wants to show off her jugs.

Well, Eric-y paid a lot of money for them. 

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I swear I could read Charlies simple stupid little mind after Andrei said he would be willing to be a partner to Chuck, and this look came over him and he says 'no way' or something similar then looks to his Dad for confirmation but gets none, he then seemed to silently start plotting Andrei's demise ha ha 😬

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I'm watching football and not this, but just caught the last few minutes because it's halftime and a 57-year-old woman looks soooo much better and younger than almost the entire cast. I think Kalani and Kolini, Michael, and Asuelu look their ages, and Debbie's in her late 60s with some health issues but still looks older than her age, but that's it.

Shaun has a painting hanging upside down somewhere; she's looks amazing.

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7 hours ago, nb360 said:

These tell-alls have become the 21st century versions of the Maury Povich show. I really wish there were more efforts at decorum and respectability. 

Well, Angela is the commonality.  That doesn't bode well.

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So, Andrei wants to be Chuck's partner.  Someone should probably tell him that you have to learn how to crawl, before you learn how to walk.

In a fight between Kolini and Tammy, my money is on Kolini.

"Colt is a cheater and a liar; and Debbie is a bitch."  We get it. Way too much time was spent on those two Brazilian ladies repeating the same lines over and over.  I don't think they came across as well as they thought.  

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19 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I watched the 30 minute preview, it was kinda boring.

Libby:  You get up and announce your hubby only takes out the trash and wonder why people don't like your husband.  I would be curious, though:  does he cook dinner, clean, run errands, play with the toddler?  I have done thw SAHM gig.....it is not hard, your child naps from 1 to 4 (or somewhere close) so half the day you are free to do what you want, inside the house, obviously.  

Exactly...but not many will admit it.

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This show has a LOT of insane people...but Jess is this cream of the crop. She is completely insane and has serious issues...no acting on her part.

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I just saw a meme on FB that said: What shouldn't any woman over 50 wear anymore? Other people's judgments or opinions.

I'm straight but I love breasts and cleavage. I like mine and I like attractive ones on other women. I won't stop showing mine off until they're hanging to my waist and I don't have the strength to wrangle them into a bra anymore. 

I'd rather see Kalani's than Colt's.

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On 9/26/2020 at 8:29 PM, Frozendiva said:

I only watched the Friday 20 minutes.

Kalani, please buy clothes that cover your chest and maybe a proper bra. I thought there was going to be a wardrobe malfunction and she'd be topless in no time. Ditto to Tania.

Libby, I doubt that Andrei just watches the baby. I'm sure he does a lot more around the house than that. Otherwise, you would have divorced him by now.

 

 

Personally, I think that Libby's "job" for her dad is little more than a front so that Chuck can claim her as an employee.  At the very least, she gets a lot more leeway to leave earl y and come in late than she would be from a normal employer.  And thats assuming she really does any work at all.  

If thats the case than they are both probably at home caring for the baby and neither of them can complain that the other isn't helpful around the house.  

If Andrei wants to man up, he needs to completely cut the purse strings.  Chuck can pull his financial support anytime.  I wish Andrei would get a job just so he could really lay into Chuck, Charlie and Jenn.  Chuck wouldn't have anything to hold over him like he does now.  But Chuck is smug in the knowledge that he has all the power.  

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Larissa looks AWFUL. Even worse than the last "Tehwl Awwl"

Angela looks like shes been fighting. Abscess my ass. 

Undrrrrrei asking Larissa what her kids have to do with her sitting in the US with plastic surgery FTW

I guess Colt and Debbie kissed and made up 🤢

 

 

 

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I'm sick of listening to Family Libby fight. If I wanted to sit around and listen to people carry on about how awful the foreign spouse is then I'd go to England and visit my in-laws. 

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Chuck, if you want to end feeling used, cut ALL the kids off and let them fend for themselves. If Andrei does indeed want to work for you or with you, hire him and see how things work out. I really can't see Andrei as a realtor, but stranger things have happened. I also doubt that Andrei doesn't do anything around the house. Who cares why he left Moldova? Maybe he wanted a change, he got tired of the gloomy weather, something pulled him to Ireland. If there was anything illegal, it would have shown up on the criminal record check for his US Green Card and K1 Visa. All of you seem to be trying to get your own reality show and none of you are really interesting.

Andrei, good lines for Larissa and her looking like Michael Jackson 3.0. Her chest looks fake and she'd look better 2 or 3 sizes smaller. No idea why she is with Eric-ee except to make a buck or find herself a US husband to stay in the country.

Debbie, you are responsible for breaking up your son's relationships - along with him, in his own twisted gaslighting way. Two women are claiming very similar stories. One person you can write off, but two? Then there will be number 3 or 4 or 5. And it will all be the same. Kick your son out of the house or find yourself a senior's or older adults' apartment and move out and let him live his life without your guidance.

Angela, it's going to be a long long time before you see Mykull in the US. And trips to Nigeria are a long way off too. He will have a second family at some point and you should also check to see that your marriage to him is valid and he didn't fake it. He very easily can be playing a long, desperate con to leave Nigeria.

Asuelu, nice of you to show up. No idea why you and Kalani are together except for the kids. You put your entire family and contacts in danger by playing volleyball with your friends - during a health pandemic. We all don't like staying home and wearing masks and such, but we have to do it. The grocery store is a necessary evil - we need food and grocery stores are currently not set up to accommodate delivering food to people who live in big cities. Kalani's mother made sense about sending money to family but only when there is money to send and that the family shouldn't be expecting lots of cash. You and Kalani are not in a position to send hundreds of dollars to family each month. Your sister Tammy should walk the walk and say she sends $200 or $500 or whatever home to her family - whether that is per week, month, or year. She should not hide the amount. And your family should not all want to beat up Kalani's family.

Shaun looked lovely and classy.

 

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3 hours ago, hisbunkie said:

Interesting that there are comments regarding breast feeding.  I’m going back to see if I missed anyone asking that Larissa put those things away.  She is just showing them for attention. 

Thank you. I absolutely despise the breast feeding disgust when they're probably drinking and eating things daily from cow udders. The double standard of Kalani using breasts for their intended purpose being abhorrent and Larissa having her giant fake t*ts out on display being  overlooked is super gross. Moving on... 

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The ironic thing is that outside of Angela NONE of these people have "regular" 9-5 jobs. The only one who comes close is Aseulu (and not the yogurt thing). The rest of them all live off of whatever their hustle is through the show. And that's fine. I don't have a normal job either but I still earn money and pay my bills. But the ones acting like it's a disgrace that a few of them don't work out of the home can take a seat. At least Andrei DID have a job outside of Chuck. Can Libby say that? 

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4 hours ago, hisbunkie said:

Im not quite sure what Larissa means when she says she’s “doing this” for her children.  She got plastic surgery in order to get a better job?  Make more money in the porn industry?  Not sure what her rationale is.

She also convinced Eric to pay for the surgery as an "investment in their future." 

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2 hours ago, Pondlass1 said:

Is sending dick pics a thing? I’d rather a six pack or biceps photo.  But that’s just me.

Maybe I'm shallow, but I'd rather see a face picture, especially eyes and smile. 

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6 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

He can be the pimp.

Maybe he could borrow Michael's wedding reception white suit, red shoes and red feathered hat

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14 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

The ironic thing is that outside of Angela NONE of these people have "regular" 9-5 jobs. The only one who comes close is Aseulu (and not the yogurt thing). The rest of them all live off of whatever their hustle is through the show. And that's fine. I don't have a normal job either but I still earn money and pay my bills. But the ones acting like it's a disgrace that a few of them don't work out of the home can take a seat. At least Andrei DID have a job outside of Chuck. Can Libby say that? 

If Andrei has any good handyman or handyperson ability, he can easily market himself and even get small jobs and do part-time stuff to share childcare with Libby. There are lots of people like me who aren't particularly handy or have a lot of tools, who can use someone to do minor stuff for them.

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1 hour ago, Frozendiva said:

Chuck, if you want to end feeling used, cut ALL the kids off and let them fend for themselves. If Andrei does indeed want to work for you or with you, hire him and see how things work out. I really can't see Andrei as a realtor, but stranger things have happened. I also doubt that Andrei doesn't do anything around the house. Who cares why he left Moldova? Maybe he wanted a change, he got tired of the gloomy weather, something pulled him to Ireland. If there was anything illegal, it would have shown up on the criminal record check for his US Green Card and K1 Visa. All of you seem to be trying to get your own reality show and none of you are really interesting.

Andrei, good lines for Larissa and her looking like Michael Jackson 3.0. Her chest looks fake and she'd look better 2 or 3 sizes smaller. No idea why she is with Eric-ee except to make a buck or find herself a US husband to stay in the country.

Debbie, you are responsible for breaking up your son's relationships - along with him, in his own twisted gaslighting way. Two women are claiming very similar stories. One person you can write off, but two? Then there will be number 3 or 4 or 5. And it will all be the same. Kick your son out of the house or find yourself a senior's or older adults' apartment and move out and let him live his life without your guidance.

Angela, it's going to be a long long time before you see Mykull in the US. And trips to Nigeria are a long way off too. He will have a second family at some point and you should also check to see that your marriage to him is valid and he didn't fake it. He very easily can be playing a long, desperate con to leave Nigeria.

Asuelu, nice of you to show up. No idea why you and Kalani are together except for the kids. You put your entire family and contacts in danger by playing volleyball with your friends - during a health pandemic. We all don't like staying home and wearing masks and such, but we have to do it. The grocery store is a necessary evil - we need food and grocery stores are currently not set up to accommodate delivering food to people who live in big cities. Kalani's mother made sense about sending money to family but only when there is money to send and that the family shouldn't be expecting lots of cash. You and Kalani are not in a position to send hundreds of dollars to family each month. Your sister Tammy should walk the walk and say she sends $200 or $500 or whatever home to her family - whether that is per week, month, or year. She should not hide the amount. And your family should not all want to beat up Kalani's family.

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I thought Tammy should have said she gives 10% of her net income or whatever the percentage, i think a percentage amount is a fair expectation for everyone to work with, obviously there is the expectation and the culture.  I think 🤔 I will become a family financial coach 😂 

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34 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Maybe he could borrow Michael's wedding reception white suit, red shoes and red feathered hat

Hey now, Mykull ROCKED that shit. 

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31 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

If Andrei has any good handyman or handyperson ability, he can easily market himself and even get small jobs and do part-time stuff to share childcare with Libby. There are lots of people like me who aren't particularly handy or have a lot of tools, who can use someone to do minor stuff for them.

He was doing that until fairly recently. Most of this was made up for TV, which is why I think he looked at Libby and said, "Hey , now, you're saying things that aren't true." I think he mostly plays along but occasionally gets irritated when it crossed a line.

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3 hours ago, Grifter Lives said:

Well, Angela is the commonality.  That doesn't bode well.

Wait - Angela was on Maury?!  Details and link, please!  (I think...)

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4 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

He was doing that until fairly recently. Most of this was made up for TV, which is why I think he looked at Libby and said, "Hey , now, you're saying things that aren't true." I think he mostly plays along but occasionally gets irritated when it crossed a line.

And he can use those skills in a realtor type job. He can tell clients what may need fixing, can assess things like possibly leaking basements, minor fixes that need to be done. Or even get a job as a home inspector. I have never gotten the sense that he is a horrible person - a bit arrogant, maybe, but Libby kinda lucked out with him.

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