I feel like I'm going to single forever. Single women, in particular, seem to love having pets and I never ever want to be around animals. It's like the first thing I look for on dating apps. My dream woman is a one with no pets. That Doug sketch just reminded me of this fact.
I was hoping for one week for sketch to not involve a dog. Just one.
When SNL gets stuck in patterns, they REALLY get stuck in them.