S08.E21: The Assanti Brothers LIVE CHAT

[Chicklet]

Just now, 7EasyPayments said:

OMG Grocery store.

Nightmare in Aisle Five !!! 🤪

Lookout glasses displays!

[Concerned]

How does the dad keep driving between Rhode Island and Houston. It’s 1800 miles.

[babyhouseman]

2 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

He wants to be a famous actor working with other famous people. Oh boy delusion is your middle name mister.

He can be the blob in The Blob.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Two weeks with a broken hip and I refuse to use that cart.  My wife drops me off at the entrance and I use a walker.  And I'm only 54.

[Suzywriter]

He should not be able to use a cart without shoes. Nasty. So nasty. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I loved the beeping sound.  That should always accompany Steven.  Warning, he's coming!  Everyone back away!

[Hellga]

I feel sad for Steven's cat.  People like him should not be allowed to inflict themselves on innocent pets.

[sainte-chapelle]

Thank you TLC for the golf cart flash back

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh I could watch Steven fall off that golf card a thousand times. I laughed very heartily. 

[umgoblue]

You know you are truly lazy when you won't even take the time to manually pull your hair out (true psych disorder) and use clippers instead...😂

I am really not sure what to say about that.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I laughed out loud when they showed the epic cart fall.  Owwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

[ams1001]

5 minutes ago, Twopper said:

red wine.   I used to buy chocolate wine, and it was made with red.

I'm not a wine drinker but I have had chocolate wine. There's a winery about an hour from me that makes it (but I had it at my uncle's). It reminded me of Baileys...

It's called Chocolate Therapy. 🍷

[MsVixen]

Where is the Mother of these "boys"?  How in fuck did she sleep with the Father?  He's no prize either!

[sainte-chapelle]

Did he have blood or dirt on his hands wtf?!?!?

[7EasyPayments]

Hello Hell ! 😈🤣

I laughed at the golf cart replay ! 🤣

[FormeryHeavyJ]

I really want watermelon now.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

He's getting out when you show up and drive him to the store with a camera crew watching.  Otherwise he's sitting on his ass at home alone. He is not independent.

[CrazyInAlabama]

The father is so freaking rude!   Almost running over people taking the scooter from the grocery to his favorite son, Steven the Hut.   

Goody!  The phony 'fall' off of the golf cart.   This is just the last update, with a few alternate talking heads on it.  That is so phony!   

The poor grocery store manager is probably calling the haz-mat people to decontaminate the store.   That poor customer at the grocery, I bet he wasn't standing that far back for no reason.  

The father is an idiot.   Justin will never be bothered with Steven and his bullying again.   

Edited May 28, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Chicklet]

Yea I'm sure next to delusional in the dictionary is the picture of these three. Ugh.

[ams1001]

Justin is "a lot more immature" than Steven?

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[umgoblue]

Comments from the UMGOBLUE peanut gallery (daughter) in passing...

Remember when he fell out of the golf cart!!!

LMBAO!!!

My family...the gift that keeps on giving.

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh I could watch Steven fall off that golf card a thousand times. I laughed very heartily. 

It's like watching Paul run on 90DF.

[MrsClaus]

Ok, I really thought dad was going to drive away with the hatch open.

[Honey]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I laughed out loud when they showed the epic cart fall.  Owwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

Not really a fall.  More like he blobbed onto the ground....in an unsuccessful attempt to get more painkillers.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Steven's voice overs are all lies.  If his pants weren't caked in filth, they would be on fire. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Soooo Steven is more mature than Justin? Steven pretending to be concerned while sneaking in his digs....gaslighting 101

[Pepper Mostly]

Steven says Justin isn't as mature as he is. Justin has a store. Steven is proud of himself because he picked out his own soup at the grocery store.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

1 minute ago, MrsClaus said:

Ok, I really thought dad was going to drive away with the hatch open.

We could only hope he would and peel out like Tony Stewart leaving the pits in Talledega.

[Gbb]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Thank you TLC for the golf cart flash back

I enjoyed that way too much. 

I hope Justin stays far, far away from Steven and learns to build his own like free from toxic Steven and Toxic Pop. 

[Snarkastikate]

Steven very intentionally makes himself as repulsive as he possibly can.  By purposely not bathing, by purposely not covering his nightmarish legs, by pulling out his hair.  He's the most disgusting human being ever in this show.  Dr Now's office had to be fumigated after he left.  The father is a horrible man, and honestly I just can't blame the wife/mother of these dumbass creatures for bailing out.  Doesn't matter if she was an alcoholic or not The family dynamic is just shocking.  

[Armchair Critic]

I would be ticked if he was in my store, he looks disgusting not to mention his stench. That would seriously scare customers off.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Honey said:

Not really a fall.  More like he blobbed onto the ground....in an unsuccessful attempt to get more painkillers.

The slowest fall ever.  If you watched it in slow motion it would take a month to finish. 

[Twopper]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They're retro now, like Old Fashioneds and Manhattans and Sidecars. Everything old is new again!

Then there is hope for me as I am old.   😂😂

[DC Gal in VA]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Steven's voice overs are all lies.  If his pants weren't caked in filth, they would be on fire. 

Steven's pants SHOULD be on fire!

[DropTheSoap]

6 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I loved the beeping sound.  That should always accompany Steven.  Warning, he's coming!  Everyone back away!

The smell probably alerts far before the beeping. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Whatever happened to no shoes, no shirt, no service?  Or in Steven's case no shoes, much stench.

[peaceknit]

It's 102 degrees here :(

[FormeryHeavyJ]

First words out of my mouth when my wife arrived at the spot I fell while running as the EMTs were scraping me up.....OWWW MAH LEGGGG.  

I had to make her laugh and lighten the mood.  Mission accomplished.

Edited May 28, 2020 by FormeryHeavyJ
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[MsVixen]

CRAVING COFFEE!!!!

[FormeryHeavyJ]

My wife just asked "how many years are we into this".

[Honey]

Didn't Steven video himself eating shit and post it online?  Yes, real shit.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, FormeryHeavyJ said:

First words out of my mouth when my wife arrived at the spot I fell while running as the EMTs were scraping me up.....OWWW MAH LEGGGG.  

I had to make her life and lighten the mood.  Mission accomplished.

Well played!

[DropTheSoap]

2 minutes ago, Gbb said:

I enjoyed that way too much. 

I hope Justin stays far, far away from Steven and learns to build his own like free from toxic Steven and Toxic Pop. 

I think Toxic Pop funds Justin’s life. 

I have no sympathy for these Uber-breeder families. I’m a bad person that way. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Steven thinks this is normal behavior for people:

It's what he sees wherever he goes.

[ams1001]

Justin is the boy who cried wolf and just wants attention?!

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[Chicklet]

He looks high.

"and I really don't care" why that explains that you can't stop talking crap about him.

Edited May 28, 2020 by Chicklet

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Justin should never talk to Steven.  Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, Tiffany, ever.
(Flavor of Love callback!) 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Then there is hope for me as I am old.   😂😂

Oh yes, these kinds of cocktails are making a real comeback. My 26 year old son adores Manhattans, which my 91 year old mother remembers as her first legal drink when she turned 21! 

[Kid]

So, the lump sits around all day and does nothing yet he doesn’t have the time to take a shower??

[CrazyInAlabama]

7 minutes ago, MrsClaus said:

Ok, I really thought dad was going to drive away with the hatch open.

I would have loved that.  Especially if it was on the interstate, with an 18 wheeler right behind.