S08.E21: The Assanti Brothers LIVE CHAT

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Take the good stuff to the shop & sell it.  The rest.....1-800 GOT JUNK

[babyhouseman]

If she goes on trial for murdering Steven, pounders on the jury will find her not guilty. 

[Snarkastikate]

So who's really sure that Stevens marriage isn't just a lie and that he didn't just hire a hooker to act for that selfie video.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Justin, there are doctors in Rhode Island. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys, Justin is busy as he has a store dontcha know....and Stephanie from 90'day has an illness

[Pepper Mostly]

So, I'm not completely clear, does Justin want to move on with his life?

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, Justin, there are doctors in Rhode Island. 

He’s too busy running a successful business. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, Justin, there are doctors in Rhode Island. 

And scales!

[libgirl2]

Just now, Snarkastikate said:

So who's really sure that Stevens marriage isn't just a lie and that he didn't just hire a hooker to act for that selfie video.  

I saw a picture of them at Target shopping last year. It's her. 

[babyhouseman]

They're obviously not shipping hair care products.

[DC Gal in VA]

2 minutes ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

New drinking game.  Every time Justin says "Steven", we drink.

Seriously. He's right to not want to be around Steven; now, if he could just stop thinking and talking about him.

BTW, got no liquor tonight or I'd be passed out on the floor playing your game!😁

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, babyhouseman said:

If she goes on trial for murdering Steven, pounders on the jury will find her not guilty. 

We'd give her the key to the city and a parade. Possibly an annual holiday. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Snarkastikate said:

So who's really sure that Stevens marriage isn't just a lie and that he didn't just hire a hooker to act for that selfie video.  

They used to have all kinds of pictures together on his Facebook page before he scrubbed it over a year ago. In fact, they were together when the LAST Assanti show aired -- and I was surprised it was never mentioned at all on that episode.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

If she goes on trial for murdering Steven, pounders on the jury will find her not guilty. 

She'll use self defense or insanity as her defense 

[DropTheSoap]

Each Assanti brother is taking up way too much space in the other’s head. Some therapist could retire on these two. Esp if they add in dad. 

[Honey]

8 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Dr. Now's patients just need to know about apple cider vinegar gummies. Why didn't he just give them those instead of that awful diet, for shame.

They were high in that video, ugh.

Yes.  When people who are addicted to prescription opiates can't get them anymore they start using dope (heroin).  It's much easier to get.  I would bet that's what he's using now, and what showed up in the test Dr. Now did.  Heroin would show up as an opiate, unless they did a mass spec test, which they wouldn't, it's too expensive. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

She'll use self defense or insanity as her defense 

Insanity defense doesn't work when the person you kill is insane.  Oh wait, she married him so it's an insanity two-fer!

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

She'll use self defense or insanity as her defense 

Your honor, he threatened to sit on me.

[Concerned]

5 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

If she goes on trial for murdering Steven, pounders on the jury will find her not guilty. 

Misdemeanor murder

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

They used to have all kinds of pictures together on his Facebook page before he scrubbed it over a year ago. In fact, they were together when the LAST Assanti show aired -- and I was surprised it was never mentioned at all on that episode.

That's what was so frustrating with the last episode, it was so far behind the current timeline.  It only covered a few months after the previous one.

[Guest]

Here's the link to the Reddit post with this pic of Steven and Blurry-Face-Not-a-Prostitute shopping at Target. She seems to be on the same eating plan he is.

 

[Chicklet]

Just now, babyhouseman said:

Your honor, he threatened to sit on me.

"His odor wafted over me, he had it coming".

I'd vote not guilty.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Road trip that is not as fun as this but the IQ is similar.

[MsVixen]

Low 400s?  In denial much?

[Kid]

2 minutes ago, DropTheSoap said:

Each Assanti brother is taking up way too much space in the other’s head. Some therapist could retire on these two. Esp if they add in dad. 

They are enmeshed.

[umgoblue]

You know it is sad when 3/4 of the episode is over and only on page 9.  Remember the heyday when we would be in the 20s?  They need to stop going back to this well.

 

[ams1001]

Wow, he's lower than I expected.

[Granny58]

Justin didn't want to go to Houston because he didn't q to see Steven.  Yeah, in a small town like that it's a real danger.

[Splashes]

I really wish hed shave or at least care for his beard it is awful.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Judging by my tent-sized clothes I have lost weight. 

[libgirl2]

I do think he looks a bit "less"

[sainte-chapelle]

Well fuck he did lose weight

[Gbb]

Ok. I’m shocked. He lost. 

[Chicklet]

So did the wife escape then since he scrubbed his social media of her?

[MsVixen]

Just now, MsVixen said:

Low 400s?  In denial much?

I guess 432 is IN low 400s....

[Granny58]

Wow...calls the doctor and gets right through.  Impressive.

 

 

[mmecorday]

Hey guys! Sorry I'm so late! I just can't with these Assanti assholes. And my girlfriend just got home from visiting her family.

[DC Gal in VA]

Justin, congrats on being in the 400's and you should definitely be able to buy a scale and weigh yourself at home.

[Guest]

Justin will never, EVER be 200 pounds.

[ams1001]

Just now, Granny58 said:

Wow...calls the doctor and gets right through.  Impressive.

Helps to have a production crew behind you.

[Chicklet]

"HIPPA? I don't know nuttin about no stinkin HIPPA".

[Mary Godfrey]

4 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Here's the link to the Reddit post with this pic of Steven and Blurry-Face-Not-a-Prostitute shopping at Target. She seems to be on the same eating plan he is.

 

Darcey??

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

She'll use self defense or insanity as her defense 

Are you kidding? She'll just show some footage from this show. 

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Judging by my tent-sized clothes I have lost weight. 

I, too, feel that I've lost weight. So I must have. 

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

So did the wife escape then since he scrubbed his social media of her?

She chewed through the restraints, broke a window when Steven was in a food coma, and fled across the countryside, clad only in her nightgown, running for her life! 

Just now, mmecorday said:

Hey guys! Sorry I'm so late! I just can't with these Assanti assholes. And my girlfriend just got home from visiting her family.

And we welcome you with open arms! 

[Concerned]

Why the hell is Dr Now comparing Justin to Steven and providing Steven’s private medical information? Is Dr Now aware that he’s pushing Justin’s buttons and violating Federal law?

[ams1001]

Hey, Doc, my son gets sick and it's so funny!

Ehh, o-okay...

Poor Dr. Now doesn't know what to do with that.

[libgirl2]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

Justin will never, EVER be 200 pounds.

Even if he can manage 300 that would be great.

Puking and he laughs? That dad is a piece of work. I think Dr. Now wants Justin to escape!

[mmecorday]

Dr, Now: Why do you laugh at him when he gets sick?

Dad: Because I'm a sociopath!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS Steven was stoned out of his mind in the video.  So yeah, she's keeping him off drugs. 

[OoogleEyes]

"She won't allow it"

Sure, Jan

[umgoblue]

Like she can stop him from using drugs.  Dad is so delusional.  He is a broken man who raised broken sons.  This is really sad...