90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Hotel Snarker]

Brandon isn't even trying to truly listen to what she's saying. That, in itself, is a red flag. This needs to end.

[Mary Godfrey]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I plug my ears when that French lady starts singing on the Allstate commercial. Does that bother anyone else?

I sing along. I don't get to practice French much.

[Floatingbison]

It's a shitty situation and Julia deserves better.  Brandon in his little exterminator's uniform tells the story, . . . he's never going to have the money to move out.

[Pepper Mostly]

Brandon has his mother's insufferable smirk. 

"Its easy to me, so it must be easy for you" "Most people would love to take care of cute animals"

He's gaslighting for all he's worth. Run, Julia. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Thanks for the right spelling

I got to see her house in Marsielle, France.  Her life was c'est tragique.

[mmecorday]

It's just now dawning on Brandon that he and Julia have to leave the family farm? Jeez. What a dipshit.

[For Cereals]

How much more does he need to save to live in BFE?

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I plug my ears when that French lady starts singing on the Allstate commercial. Does that bother anyone else?

Me.

[JennyMominFL]

Edith Piaf is buried in Pere LaChaise with Jim Morrison

[Frozendiva]

Julia, don't start packing.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

She can't even believe the pure bullshit coming out of Brandon's stupid thin-lipped mouth.

Don’t trust a thin lipped man, just saying. Speaking of luscious lips where is Zied?

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

The Bacardi rum cake recipe is delicious as well. Easily found with The Google 

Yes - I make it every Christmas - not this past year, no visitors!

[hula-la]

5 minutes ago, Coltee Gal said:

 I’m Jamaican as well. I love Jamaican rum punch. Wish I had some right now. 

Brethren! Someone at our local farmer’s market sells a lemonade concentrate. A little of that, some Wray J and Nephew (over proof white rum), topped off with club soda, and I could pretend I was on the island. 

[Eldemarge]

I hate Brandon and his stupid TINY SHIRTS with the TINY SLEEVES

[Hotel Snarker]

Sell your douchemobile and beg that girl out of the pig farm.

[TMI]

Brandon --it is called growing uo

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Brandon has his mother's insufferable smirk. 

"Its easy to me, so it must be easy for you" "Most people would love to take care of cute animals"

He's gaslighting for all he's worth. Run, Julia. 

I think Brandon is just really really stupid.  

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Trackdawg, @Floatingbison is right. You are killing it tonight.

It's not easy! It's really a frentic mess in my brain by the time y'all have made 1000 references and I have to play GIF-centration-doku with 80 season of reality garbage. BUT!...I just discovered a secret to enhance the fine workings of the amygdala, the hippocampus, the cerebellum...

[Twopper]

5 minutes ago, Coltee Gal said:

I love you guys. This is the best group. Love the drinking stories. 

I think I was 15 or so, and we went on a tour of a rain forest in Puerto Rico;  I wasn't carded, and I drank a banana daquairi or two. 

It's been fun.  So good night and farewell until next time.   if there is a next time.  

Meanwhile, remember if you are required to work on a farm, it isn't work if the animals are cute. 

Edited January 25, 2021 by Twopper

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon chooses sex over living with his mother. Betty will never let him go.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Brandon has his mother's insufferable smirk. 

"Its easy to me, so it must be easy for you" "Most people would love to take care of cute animals"

He's gaslighting for all he's worth. Run, Julia. 

I quit a job over 'cute animals'. I was a nanny. They got a dog. I said I would not do animal care from day one. 

"But he's so cute!" They kept saying. No.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1/2 a line is 1/2 pregnant, right?

[LucyEth]

Brandon probably has no money, wait till Julia sees where they will be living.  A house I doubt that Julia!

[sainte-chapelle]

Run Julia. For fuck sakes Brandon is not interested in the farm and is now using Julia as an excuse to move out...he is a coward 

[Pepper Mostly]

Classic abuser. He'll throw her an occasional crumb of kindness to keep control. He learned it at his daddy's knee. 

[charmed1]

Apartment shopping next week for Brandon. Is that on our collective bingo card?

[Straycat80]

Good night all, I feel some brain cells have died watching this show, so I’m going to pound a few sticks of butter. 

[Trackdawg]

5 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

You forgot Chuck gif! He'll pay, just don't make him go back to Moldova for the wedding....

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I hate Brandon and his stupid TINY SHIRTS with the TINY SLEEVES

And tiny pee pee

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi needs to be thrown in the trash.

Brandon’s mother is gonna make Julia’s life hell.

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

1/2 a line is 1/2 pregnant, right?

Toting an egg!

[Frozendiva]

Mom Brandon's crocodile tears. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Well, that was fun! Good night everyone!

[Eldemarge]

Next time! On 90 Day Fiance:  Old Women Fake Cry to get some sympathy.

[RichiesOlderBro]

See you guys next Sunday night!!!

[Gobi]

" I can't believe she came to America and got pregnant so fast." Uh, Novi, it doesn't take that long.

Edited January 25, 2021 by Gobi

[Suzywriter]

Brandon's parents need to be hit over the head with frying pans. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, next shit show to watch. Unexpected makes me crazy, but I keep watching nonetheless. What’s wrong with me?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Jovi needs to be thrown in the trash.

Brandon’s mother is gonna make Julia’s life hell.

She is already making Julia's life hell. What does he have to lose? 

Oh my god, Betty's weeping and Papa Brandon is blaming Julia for his 27 year old son wanting to leave home. Sweet tap dancing Jesus. 

[Kiss my mutt]

Julia kinda looks like Anna Paquin to me. 
Looks like all hell cuts loose when Brandon finds his balls next week. 
Zaed looks cute with his glasses. 

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Coltee Gal said:

What the fuck is he wearing on his head?

She bought that for him too, I bet. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Goodnight loves...thanks for the laughs I have needed it! At least trash bag Hailey 2 is not on Unexpected 

[mmecorday]

Have a great week, everybody! We're supposed to have freezing rain tomorrow so I might be taking the day off.

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

I think Brandon is just really really stupid.  

He needs more butter.

[TazDevil]

Good snark tonight peeps!  Everyone have a good week and see you back here next Sunday!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

" I can't believe she came to America and got pregnant so fast." Uh, Novi, it doesn't take that long.

Something in the water, Novi? He is THICK.

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Brandon's parents need to be hit over the head with frying pans. 

Repeatedly and with great force. 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Cute animals, Brandon?  She’s mucking out stalls and feeding livestock, not cuddling the kittens at Petsmart. 

Shit is shit,  no matter how cute the animal. 

Whelp! Good night fellow snarkers! See you next week, same shit time, same shit channel. 

[TMI]

3 minutes ago, Twopper said:

 

Meanwhile, remember if you are required to work on a farm, it isn't work if the animals are cute. 

Because cute animal's $hit is just nature's candies! 

[Suzywriter]

14 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Infant believe she came to America and got pregnant so fast." Uh, Novi, it doesn't take that long.

Jovi, where was your bodoobies while she was getting pregnant? 

Edited January 25, 2021 by Suzywriter

[Trackdawg]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Toting an egg!