90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[renatae]

21 hours ago, JennyMominFL said:

My husband had a brain bleed when he had an Aortic Dissection. He is fine now. best wishes for your dad

My husband had an aortic dissection, too. Scary stuff. Saved by an excellent hospital staff who dx'd him within about a half an hour. Doing wonderfully 15 years later. Glad to hear yours is fine, too!

Ste. Chapelle (sp?) hoping and praying for full recovery for your dad!

[Baltimore Betty]

7 hours ago, magemaud said:

When Stephanie was pulling all the gifts out of her suitcases, Ryan actually said something about really wishing she’d give him money instead. But he’s a pretty smooth operator and pretends to be excited and grateful while probably calculating how much he can make getting rid of the stuff. 

I wonder if we are going to meet his family that Stephanie is supposedly bankrolling or does Ryan just pocket that money for himself. 

Those "designer" watches, sunglasses and soccer slides were fake and so is their relationship.  What was Stephanie on at that dinner, that was not just a few sips of a margarita.  Nothing makes you look older than dating a guy who is half your age, Stephanie looked like she was aging before our eyes like The Portrait of Dorian Grey in reverse.

We can hear the wheels turning in Ryan's head as he plans the next step in the scam. What does Stephanie find physically attractive about him?  What do they have in common? What do they talk about other than what texts are on his phone, a normal 50+ woman would know to steer clear of that sort of bullshit relationship, not trusting Ryan, having to pay his way...how is that a good relationship for anyone to be in?

I think Yara's sonogram will be just a huge mouth full of teeth.

 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

 

I think Yara's sonogram will be just a huge mouth full of teeth.

 

☠️ 

[FrancescaFiore]

Show of hands: who else thinks Stephanie shouldn't have given Ryan her mother's engagement ring before she tells him she schtupped his cousin? If Ryan wasn't already going to sell that ring (he 100% was) before, he definitely will once she drops that bomb.

[renatae]

Just passing time waiting for the next big blowout, LOL.

 

[FrancescaFiore]

This. Monstrosity.  

Now I know the answer to the oft asked question, "Who TF buys these wacky outfits off Wish.com?"

[FrancescaFiore]

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CKrjqm5MVgg/?igshid=1moub77mmgph0

[FrancescaFiore]

Why did Stephanie bring condoms? At her age she would  Likely need idea or some kind of other medical intervention in order to get pregnant. So really the condoms are more about her knowing that he's sleeping with other women.  Or more likely, she just suspects that he's sleeping with other people because she did. 

[Baltimore Betty]

On 1/27/2021 at 6:14 PM, FrancescaFiore said:

This. Monstrosity.  

Now I know the answer to the oft asked question, "Who TF buys these wacky outfits off Wish.com?"

It was a curtain in her grandmother's house.

Scarlet O'Hara wore it better.

 

 

[hookedontv]

Hi my favorite snarky peeps! I’m sitting here waiting for a snowstorm (upwards to 18 inches) to start. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I put aside the Jelly Belly jelly beans tonight and opted for pats of salted Kerrygold butter. I’ll be a genius by the time this show is over!

[Eldemarge]

I'm not sure I'm prepared AGAIN to see Brandon Baby Shirt throw Julia under the bus to his parents and then try to solve the mystery of how his dick can be THAT good.  Because something doesn't add up here.

[JennyMominFL]

On 1/25/2021 at 6:02 PM, renatae said:

My husband had an aortic dissection, too. Scary stuff. Saved by an excellent hospital staff who dx'd him within about a half an hour. Doing wonderfully 15 years later. Glad to hear yours is fine, too!

Ste. Chapelle (sp?) hoping and praying for full recovery for your dad!

My guy had a Type A, the king John Ritter had, 14 years ago this week. He has never really fully recovered but he does Ok. He developed compartment syndrome and had a fasciotomy and has had skin grafts and a bunch of surgeries. Walks with a limp and lives in constant pain. I am just glad he is still here

Edited February 1, 2021 by JennyMominFL

[Hotel Snarker]

Hello everyone! All aboard the crazy train! Let's watch 90 Day Fiance!

[Angry Moldovan]

Hello hello! Bring on the swingers at the sex farm

[Gobi]

Can everyone please show me their phones? I want to make sure that you're not snarking on other shows.

[TazDevil]

Hi everyone!  First snow in the DC area in a couple of years today!!  Not as much as they forecast but still a pretty blanket of white over everything.

[hookedontv]

I’m so angry at Brandon in the preview throwing Julia under the bus again. 

[Twopper]

Hello!! anyone here for tonight's show?

I saw bits of it on the sneak peak Friday.  I thought they would have more from 90DF at the end, but it turned into a long segment of LI Medium which I cannot stand.  She had Marlee Matlin (I like her) but I lost it when she told Marlee something that she supposedly learned thru her mediuming, but it was a fact about which Marlee had written in her autobio and which is also on the wiki article about her. 

I am not into tattoos for myself, but I am thinking I might like to try the henna design.

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, why do we want to watch Chip and Joanna Gaines? Come on.

[Straycat80]

Good evening! Ready to snark. 
wait...what are these people doing? Oh, we have to wait until 7:30. 😞

Edited February 1, 2021 by Straycat80

[JennyMominFL]

Hello! i hope you all are safe from the stormageddon, that nobody has covid and that some of you are vaccinated. 

[TazDevil]

OMG EW!!!!  Why when I flip to TLC am I seeing Chip and Joanna Gaines??  Back to USMNT for a bit, because I'm not subjecting myself to 5 minutes of that.

[Angry Moldovan]

Wtf is going on? Did I accidentally change chanels

[Auntie Anxiety]

I didn’t sign up for Magnolia Overload. Why are they in my screen?

[Floatingbison]

Won't you take me to  . . . . Snarkytown

[Twopper]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I put aside the Jelly Belly jelly beans tonight and opted for pats of salted Kerrygold butter. I’ll be a genius by the time this show is over!

I made a peach cobbler for tonight.  It is full of butter so I am good.

[hula-la]

Hi snarkers. Looking forward to the snark session, but think I’ll use this Chip and Joanne time to start dinner. 

[Andi27]

Discovery decided they needed to combine "Fixer Upper" and "Hoarders"?

[hookedontv]

Why are Chip and Joanna on my screen?

[LennieBriscoe]

Mes  amis! Here I am on time, and ze show, she has been delayed! Who are these "Fixer Upper" interlopers?! Not to answer!

Ah, it is the infernal "Discovery +" trying to lure us! Mais  non!

Edited February 1, 2021 by LennieBriscoe

[greekmom]

Hi guys. I thought I was late but what's on my tv?

[kacesq]

Good Lord not again. They did this last night. If Chip and Joanna are such draws, Discovery, you wouldn’t need to shove them down our throats this much.

[Doublemint]

OK - WHAT is the fixer upper?   Go Away.   Not looking forward to shoveling expected 15" of snow.   Hope to read great snark - as usual!

[Angry Moldovan]

Noooooooooo! TLC stop this fucking discovery + nonsense. I’m going to boycott because of this shizzle

[Floatingbison]

Hey, what everlasting fuck is this?  These aren't our 90Day lovable losers.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Twopper said:

I made a peach cobbler for tonight.  It is full of butter so I am good.

YUMMMMMmmmmmm, please share!

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t need 5 min of preview for a show I don’t care about. I suspect discovery + is tanking

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Discovery Plus was doing so well, I don’t think we’d be subjected to this.

[Hotel Snarker]

Come on, we're supposed to watch 90 Day Fiance! It's 8:03!

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, hookedontv said:

Why are Chip and Joanna on my screen?

Exactly.  This better not be like the 90DF sneak peak: 15 minutes of the show and 1.75 hours of Magnolia Enterprises.

[kacesq]

With all due respect, how is this supposed to draw in viewers? 

[Floatingbison]

This is bullshit. . . .no real network would pull shit like this.

[Zombness]

Hello Everyone!!  Finally I got my first dose of the vaccine yesterday and they only reaction I have is that I am snarkier than ever!!  Oh no....why to we have Joanna and Chip????   Trying to shove Discovery + down our throats?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Joanna Gaines pregnant yet?

[Frozendiva]

Who are these people and why are they on?

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Hello! i hope you all are safe from the stormageddon, that nobody has covid and that some of you are vaccinated. 

I am waiting for the snow to start we might get 18 inches-sounds like a 😈🍆 to me. 

[Angry Moldovan]

I’m changing the Chanel! Outrageous 

[Floatingbison]

I don't know what this show is supposed to be, but it looks boring.  Even with quick edits, they can't make it look good.

 

[greekmom]

About fucking time