90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[greekmom]

I really have to wonder to those of you here who came over on a K1. Did you get that upset about missing your family?

I mean i know you missed them.... but to the point of hysterical tears?!?!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Mike is a good boy, but low IQ.

[Eldemarge]

Natalie looks better when she cries and I look like a red, puffy, rotten vegetable.  

[goofygirl]

OK, the cat can live a while longer with Natalie around every day, now that there's a wedding date....

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, GrammyPammy said:

 

My fave meme ever. Sometimes I watch it for shizzle so I watch it on the youtubes 

[hula-la]

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Lol I went to Jamaica and had to wait in the lounge for the resort shuttle....they kept serving me delicious rum punch which I didn’t know were 3 shots a drink. I got on the bus hammered and didn’t even remember the bumps and cliffs 

My family is Jamaican, and the “recipe” for rum punch is one of sour, two of sweet, three of strong and four of week (lime juice, fruit syrup, rum, and water). That punch will sneak up on you! 

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

April 3, 2020? Good luck with that!

Oh, man!!! I didn't think of that!

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

When was all this filmed, no one is wearing masks or social distancing

It probably varies by couple, but we know that Stephani is in Belize after COVID, but maybe Belize doesn't have mask and distancing requirements.

[LennieBriscoe]

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Ryan found his gravy train and he's going to ride it as long as he can.

And every night Stephanie calls out, "All aBOARD!"

[Floatingbison]

Trackdawg is en fuego.

[Straycat80]

Yara can’t close the van door with her nails, wait til you have to change a diaper honey. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yara doesn’t need to worry about a visa anymore.

[Hotel Snarker]

I think Yara is so damn attractive. Easily the best looking woman on the show.

[Suzywriter]

Yara, you aren't alone.

 

[goofygirl]

Yara, Toofie doesn't have to stop partying.  Just you.

[GrammyPammy]

Won’t  it take money and a long time  (months!) to get a visa for Nuttalie’s mom?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

GAWD, Trish is a fucking ray of sunshine, isn't she? "So, have you decided whether or not you're going to go through with it?". She sounds like they're getting root canals.

 

What would you rather a root canal or Nutalee? I know my answer #antidentite 

[Floatingbison]

Oh shit, this is the second time around for Jovi  on the baby front.  

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

It probably varies by couple, but we know that Stephani is in Belize after COVID, but maybe Belize doesn't have mask and distancing requirements.

The waitress in the restaurant in Belize had a mask on. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I really have to wonder to those of you here who came over on a K1. Did you get that upset about missing your family?

I mean i know you missed them.... but to the point of hysterical tears?!?!

I had my moments, but they were when hubs was at work.

[Hotel Snarker]

Gotta agree with Yara. Jovi is for sure no ready to stop partying.

[TMI]

jovi ...wasn't in the bathroom ..he was at the bar...he has a problem ...he is a drunk

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Also called "impolite."

Yeah I agree. English is her second language and she just met the mom. 

[Zombness]

Jovi is not a party animal, he is an alcoholic...so Yara get your bags and leave....

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Natalie looks better when she cries and I look like a red, puffy, rotten vegetable.  

Now you’re just making me crave soup

[hisbunkie]

6 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Natalie’s mom is bubbling over with joy and Mike’s mom is sucking on that lemon over there.  

Mike’s mom knows her son, can see Natalie is a nut.  I really like her because she is keeping her cool.  Mike was really hurt by Natalie’s histrionics.  I think that when Natalie said she got her visa he was not able to tell her not to come. 

Edited January 25, 2021 by hisbunkie

[RichiesOlderBro]

Jovi is drunk already at 8am. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go, another "descending the escalator" scene. When Sharp finds a trope, goddamnit they stick with it!

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, hula-la said:

My family is Jamaican, and the “recipe” for rum punch is one of sour, two of sweet, three of strong and four of week (lime juice, fruit syrup, rum, and water). That punch will sneak up on you! 

It did! I don’t drink hard liquor often but I asked the nice young man checking us in and when I told him how many “greeting” cocktails I had he brought me water and told me the rum punch is super strong. 

Edited January 25, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

Novi is going to make a great father. I’d trust him implicitly not to be drinking while watching the kid.

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Trackdawg is en fuego.

[Hotel Snarker]

That’s way too early to drink.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, hula-la said:

My family is Jamaican, and the “recipe” for rum punch is one of sour, two of sweet, three of strong and four of week (lime juice, fruit syrup, rum, and water). That punch will sneak up on you! 

Sounds delish

[Gobi]

Rum and coke. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Edited January 25, 2021 by Gobi

[magemaud]

The way Jovi tilts his head back makes his overbite look even worse 

[VioletNevermind]

Yara, Jovi is a big reason why condoms exist.  I hear they even have glow-in-the-dark ones. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Now you’re just making me crave soup

I had stew for dinner.

[greekmom]

I don't think you are allowed to take drinks off the plane. He would have been stopped in customs.

[Kiss my mutt]

Momma Mike needs to talk to all the couples. I feel like that’s the first sane person I’ve seen on this show in awhile. 
Ryan will probably sell Stephanie’s ring the second she turns her back. She is ridiculously stupid and talks to him like he’s her little boy. Gross. I thought she was more like 62 which goes to show you, fillers don’t necessarily make you look younger. 
Natalie’s pupils always look alien enough which is probably why Mike likes her. She’s a lizard person. 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I think Yara is so damn attractive. Easily the best looking woman on the show.

She’s no skipper

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Now you’re just making me crave soup

[LucyEth]

I think I would get Discovery + just to see Jenny vs. the Summit parents.  It’s comedy gold

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

That’s way too early to drink.

Where was he flying from? He could have been on a 12 hour flight.

[charmed1]

A YSL last week. A Christian Dior bag this week. You guys think it’s a fake?

[Kiss my mutt]

I’m having a screwdriver. Breakfast for dinner, yo!

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Jovi is drunk already at 8am. 

Usually by 10am for me, so there is that

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, hula-la said:

My family is Jamaican, and the “recipe” for rum punch is one of sour, two of sweet, three of strong and four of week (lime juice, fruit syrup, rum, and water). That punch will sneak up on you! 

Oh my Jamaican coworker made rum cake for Christmas...I had a slice and was pretty sure I was buzzed...it was delicious.

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

She’s no skipper

[seasons]

I absolutely hate people saying "shut up".

Especially couples.

Jovi is so awful.

Edited January 25, 2021 by seasons

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I think Yara is so damn attractive. Easily the best looking woman on the show.

She actually has a lovely face. Those extension though......