90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Eldemarge]

Oh NO, his PAAAAAAST.   Shut up, Libby's Family.  You've all been arrested, right?  Okay.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, DragonFlyzz said:

Say it ain’t so.  What could we possibly have done to deserve this.  I loathe all members of Family Chantal.

River and Karen are the worst

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

What's wrong with all these people...they all want to go to Walmart in foreign countries..   

I had an actress friend from the uk who would come to the USA for conventions. She wanted to go to WalMart so badly, so we took her. She has no clue. He thought she would find her high end LaPrarie akin care at Walmart

[Pepper Mostly]

BIL Libby you may not want to know the answer to that question. He shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. 

Dad is still yapping about red flags?? DUDE. Your precious daughter and Andrei have been married for YEARS at this point. Get a fucking life. 

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

These two have been together how long? They are just now asking these nosey questions, I call producer driven shenanigans. 

My thoughts exactly!

[Mr. Miner]

I think they’re trying for a Family Libby spin-off.

[kacesq]

Exactly how many flannels did Debbie pack?

[Frozendiva]

I have some Mondavi chardonnay for later.

[Armchair Critic]

HA! "My mother made a bad impression on Jess". What a surprise said no one.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

These two have been together how long? They are just now asking these nosey questions, I call producer driven shenanigans. 

Honestly I think they all get along fine and it is all BS. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Yay, drunk Debs! The pride of Vegas.

[Doublemint]

Debbie meeting Jess' family - what could go wrong?

[Frozendiva]

Debbie likes fights and Debbie is always right.

[Zombness]

Jess your family needs  to be liked by Debbie.

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

I had an actress friend from the uk who would come to the USA for conventions. She wanted to go to WalMart so badly, so we took her. She has no clue. He thought she would find her high end LaPrarie akin care at Walmart

What was the reaction to Walmart?

[Mercolleen]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

You may need more...

I accidentally drank a bottle of Oyster Bay rose. It was good.

Where do people find the purple Empress gin??

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Oh NO, his PAAAAAAST.   Shut up, Libby's Family.  You've all been arrested, right?  Okay.

TRUE lol

[mmecorday]

It's really hard to concentrate right now because one of my neighbors is exercising his Second Amendment rights very close to my house. I live in the country so it's totally legal to shoot a gun off on your own property, but it's annoying sometimes.

[Floatingbison]

They seem really nice.  Nice reception, the opposite of Libby's shitfamily.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb brought out her formal flannel shirt for the occasion.

[kacesq]

Dad is unimpressed. As are we, Dad!

[Grifter Lives]

Once Andrrrei didn't give up any information, why didn't they just ask Libby what they were and what she knew?  And, why don't they care about the wedding arrangements?  

Edited July 27, 2020 by Grifter Lives

[LEILANI2]

They have a pool or is that an apartment complex?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, peaceknit said:

What was the reaction to Walmart?

Their Asda is Walmart.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Exactly how many flannels did Debbie pack?

Walmart has resort wear.

[VioletNevermind]

Wow, Debbie’s family lives a pretty damn swank existence.  That’s quite an outdoor spread they have.  Good for them!  (Behave yourself, Debbie.)

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

River and Karen are the worst

Will they be in the same bed? 

Why is Colt sitting in the front and making his mother sit in the back? As the resident old lady I always get the front seat when my son is driving. His gf automatically goes to the back. Colt is a dick. But we all knew that. 

[Mr. Miner]

Debbie brought a big can of Dinty Moore to the party, instead of wine.

[Angry Moldovan]

Coltee is starting to sound like a 600 pounder with his monotone voice over

[tvrox]

Hi all! 

[KelseyNikki614]

Debbie just met dad and is calling him weird? Pot, meet kettle

[mmecorday]

Does Debbie shop at a store called The Neil Young Outlet?

[kacesq]

Wow, Debbie knows some etiquette. Who knew?

[CSunshine76]

Boy Deb really got dressed up to meet the family. 
 

Flannel in Brazil? Good grief woman.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

I accidentally drank a bottle of Oyster Bay rose. It was good.

Where do people find the purple Empress gin??

My local has it, it’s delish

[Straycat80]

Chicken hearts are probably better than chicken feet. 

[Doublemint]

I used to cook chicken hearts & rice for my dog...

[JennyMominFL]

Good on them for not complaining about chicken hearts. It is a step up from chicken feet

[tvrox]

Food looks delicious! 

[Mercolleen]

Why does Jess look so weird in her talking heads? 

And her dad is named HANS?

ETA: Oh, I guess Hans is a random neighbor or family member.

Edited July 27, 2020 by Mercolleen

[CrazyInAlabama]

Debbie looks loaded already.   Grilled Chicken Hearts?   Did I hear that correctly?   

I wonder if Debbie  has a flannel bathing suit too?  

Edited July 27, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[greekmom]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

My local has it, it’s delish

I was hoping it was good. I wasn't impressed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Father Jess: (in Portuguese) What’s that thing on the side of Debbie’s face?

[Grifter Lives]

Who was the woman next to Jess' dad in his talking head?  Her mother died of cancer, which is why she must understand the Colt-Debbie incest, according to Colt.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Mercolleen said:

Why does Jess look so weird in her talking heads? 

And her dad is named HANS?

Sure, lots of Germans emigrated to Brazil. 

Chicken hearts! the Weird Food segment! 

[VioletNevermind]

I have decided that the perfect word to describe Colt(y) is “haughty.”  That little move of his with the eyebrows and the glasses is just . . . well, haughty.  I don’t think I could withstand his presence for more than a couple of minutes. 

[peaceknit]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Father Jess: (in Portuguese) What’s that thing on the side of Debbie’s face?

It getting bigger and starting to look like a nipple.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Debbie looks loaded already.   Grilled Chicken Hearts?   Did I hear that correctly?   

Crossover for “Alone.”

[Mercolleen]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Chicken hearts are probably better than chicken feet. 

Have to admit, I do love chicken livers sauteed with onions and doused in Worcestershire sauce.

[Caoimhe]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Chicken hearts! the Weird Food segment! 

I would happily eat those.