90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Straycat80]

Battling a teenager? Kalani you are married to a man sized child what do you expect? 

[tvrox]

33 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

Family Libby is already living up to their reputation by saying Tampa is better than Moldova. I would love to travel and see other places but not these assholes

Seriously. At this point I would love to travel anywhere. 

[sainte-chapelle]

This is the first time I have seen asshat play with his kids

[kendi]

Kalani and Asuelu have cute kids.The end.

[VioletNevermind]

“After Kalani’s dad threatened to plant his size-13 workboot up my ass, I decided to apologize.”

[Pepper Mostly]

So they haven't talked since? Oh sure. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, tvrox said:

Seriously. At this point I would love to travel anywhere. 

Me too.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I can only imagine BGV on Pillow Talk.

She’d let the n word fly high

[Gobi]

Asuelo:  " And I get to tend the rabbits. "

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

Trackdawg this is uncalled for. LOL

[kacesq]

These two have no chemistry. Cut your losses and split.

[Doublemint]

Hug & kiss - could lead to baby No. 3!

[greekmom]

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Larissa, find a job and rent your own castle for your highness-ee.

She needs to up her escort hours.

[Frozendiva]

Asuelu, maybe you and Kalani can visit a counsellor a few times to learn to communicate.

[Grifter Lives]

Kalani expects these deep, problem-solving conversations with Asuelo, as if they could ever occur or did occur before they married. 

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

No he's not gay and she's not an escort.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Me too.

We should have a meet up in Kansas (kinda the middle for everyone).

[Eldemarge]

I still can't get over the fact that these two have sex.  He seems like he'd be a really lousy lover.  But I guess Kalani doesn't know any different?

[kacesq]

Wait Aseulo’s mom is here? His sister is here and he has brothers? Frauded. 

[Zombness]

Asuelo if your mother and sisters are here in the US....why the hell do you need to go to Samoa??  Duh!!!

[jaybird2]

12 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

I’m glad Libby Brother is asking the tough questions.  If he was a “detective “ what made him leave the country and end up a desperate American “housewife”? 

lol!!!  did he really say that

[Armchair Critic]

"I want you to be my bus driver" WTF?

[KelseyNikki614]

So strange to have to ask your wife for a hug. They seem like strangers not a married couple. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

So Asuelu pitched a fit about not going to Samoa, but his mother is in Washington, with 2 of his half sisters?    So who the hell was he going to visit in Samoa?  

And he wants Kalani to be his bus driver?  

Edited July 27, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kalani should encourage Assholeu to leave. He is learning disabled and will never get it.

[kendi]

8 minutes ago, kacesq said:

This is a dud of a season, they really found the most unlikeable past participants in the franchise.

Yeah, I'm pretty much hate watching this season and throwing nerf balls at the TV. Thank god for you guys and ragging on these couples. I get all my mean angst out and some of the best laughs for you all.

[Gobi]

How nice of Kolonic to let Asusual visit his mother and sisters.

[Mr. Miner]

It’s a short yellow bus!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

We should have a meet up in Kansas (kinda the middle for everyone).

Canadian border is closed.

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Hug & kiss - could lead to baby No. 3!

Nah, I think she's dunzo.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, she cannot control the eye roll. Kalani is a bitch. 

You know what, Kalani? if you can nip off to California on a whim, you can go to Washington to see your goddamn mother in law. 

[greekmom]

WTF. Asuelu's mom is in Washington and his sister? Then why all the fuss for Samoa?  TLC you bitch.

[Trackdawg]

36 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Detective, my ass.

[Mercolleen]

9 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Available from Darcey’s “House of 11” website (I’m not kidding)

For cereal? YUCK.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Asuelo if your mother and sisters are here in the US....why the hell do you need to go to Samoa??  Duh!!!

Ding ding ding. Winner winner chicken dinner

[kacesq]

God tomorrow’s TOW is just chock full of annoying moms. 

[Andi27]

I'm sure a long car ride (on plane trip) to Washington with very small kids to visit his estranged family is just what the doctor ordered for Kalani and Asuelo.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Canadian border is closed.

I keep forgetting no one loves America anymore 

[sainte-chapelle]

I would rather TOW be two hours, these couples are unlikeable and boring

[CrazyInAlabama]

Maybe she'll drive to Washington, let him step out of the car, and then announce she has to go to the store for something.  Then she never goes back for him.    

Debbie is so drunk.   Maybe she'll topple over into her dinner plate?  

What is Debbie wearing in her talking head?  I haven't scene a collar that wide in years.  

Edited July 27, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Doublemint]

OK his half-sisters live here & Mom.   His Dad, Brothers & Sister are in Samoa.

[MyVelouria]

Whoa! Looks like Jess is about to let Deb have it with both barrels! 😄

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, she cannot control the eye roll. Kalani is a bitch. 

You know what, Kalani? if you can nip off to California on a whim, you can go to Washington to see your goddamn mother in law. 

Yeah and it's not like they have to worry about taking time off from work.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Asuelo if your mother and sisters are here in the US....why the hell do you need to go to Samoa??  Duh!!!

The whole "I want to go to Samoa" is a production set up, pure and simple. Kalani and Asuelu could barely remember their lines. I'm sure whatever the real story is is more interesting. Why do they torment us?

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

I'm sure a long car ride (on plane trip) to Washington with very small kids to visit his estranged family is just what the doctor ordered for Kalani and Asuelo.

Spoiler

If you remember the coming attractions for the season, Kalani and one of his sisters have a big fight.

 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I keep forgetting no one loves America anymore 

Maybe the feelings will rekindle in November. It's for everyone's safety, really, until Americans get some control of the virus.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

WTF. Asuelu's mom is in Washington and his sister? Then why all the fuss for Samoa?  TLC you bitch.

Seriously. TLC shenanigans 200%. Ange delivers with all her screaming and hollering. Subjecting us to Colt and his speedo. Making me feel a smidge of sympathy for Tania. Exhibiting yet more ugly American bullsit with Libby and her coven. Jenny taking her social security to support a lying man baby. This season both sucks and blows.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Maybe she'll drive to Washington, let him step out of the car, and then announce she has to go to the store for something.  Then she never goes back for him.    

Or drive to where his mother lives, slow down a little and throw him out of the car. Then speed off.

[kacesq]

Colt holding himself out like he’s some prize.

[kendi]

Just now, LucyEth said:

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If you remember the coming attractions for the season, Kalani and one of his sisters have a big fight.

 

OOOH! That's worth tuning in for..