90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Floatingbison]

Coltee is such a mama's boy, in a sick twisted way.

[mmecorday]

Are they at a TGI Fridays?

[Grifter Lives]

Colt was probably older than Jess when his father died of a heart attack.  It was a totally manipulative reply to being called a baby man.  

[greekmom]

Jess. Just produce the booze. Then Debbie will be ok.

[firefly]

Jess needs to see Debbie drunk? Oh she is going to be so sorry she said that!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Can’t wait to see how Debbie pisses off Jess’s family because you know it’s going to happen.

[Gobi]

More likely Jess needs to see Debbie sober, if that's possible.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jess needs to see Deb drunk? So she hasn't watched any previous seasons then? 

[Eldemarge]

She can't actually want to have intercourse with this disgusting man.  I refuse to believe it.

[TazDevil]

I think we all want to see drunk Debbie!!

[Floatingbison]

Jess's glasses are HUGE, like the windshield on a Mack truck.

[brillia79]

Coltee is a gaslighting creep. Debbie is a shitty mom, crippling her son emotionally.

Lots of people lose parents. It doesn’t result in this creepy incestuous situation where you bring mom on a sex trip with your girlfriend and share a hotel suite with her.

[Angry Moldovan]

Ohhhh Velmas thighs are not a good look. Debs is always drunk

[CSunshine76]

Jess speaks about sex like a teenage boy. It’s not cute.

And yes, the solution is to just get ol Deb liquored up! 

[mmecorday]

Coats by Michelin!

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, greekmom said:

Jess. Just produce the booze. Then Debbie will be ok.

That's how I handle this show.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Libby and Andrrrrreeeeeiii bore me. 

[Frozendiva]

A former coworker was kinda like Colt. The one with the vinegar in the kettle and garlic chomping. She, her mother, and sister, kinda functioned as one unit. Mother lived vicariously through her daughters.

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

She can't actually want to have intercourse with this disgusting man.  I refuse to believe it.

The lure of a possible influencer career is stronger than lust disgust, yo.

[Floatingbison]

A sex romp in Brazil with a hot new girlfriend would be a dream come true for any normal American guy.  Bringing Debbie just defies all logic.

[goofygirl]

At LEAST Colt got another hotel room! That one room business was nutso!

Oh boy. Moldovan wedding of the century! That Daddy Warbucks is paying for.... Oy!And the little princess can't wrap her head around a casino "by night"?? Ah, come on, princess!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Libby and Andrrrrreeeeeiii bore me. 

I concur, they are boring as fuck.

[greekmom]

At least Libby is making an effort to speak the language.

[Frozendiva]

Libby needs to not wear matte lipstick.

[kendi]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Jess's glasses are HUGE, like the windshield on a Mack truck.

She's a more voluptuous  Gretchen from the Recess carton.

[KelseyNikki614]

Libby sounds like a snobby bitch. It's your second wedding, why do you care what the venue looks like?? Rude

[JennyMominFL]

Libby out there making Americans look good

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

A former coworker was kinda like Colt. The one with the vinegar in the kettle and garlic chomping. She, her mother, and sister, kinda functioned as one unit. Mother lived vicariously through her daughters.

"Hello, producers of sMothered?  I have a story line I want to pitch to you."

[kacesq]

Who cares about your family Libby. Isn’t this the wedding for Andrei and his family? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sorry but eating a bunny just isn’t something that I yearn for.

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

Lots of people lose parents. It doesn’t result in this creepy incestuous situation where you bring mom on a sex trip with your girlfriend and share a hotel suite with her.

When my dad died 14 years ago I started going to church with my mom and spending Sundays with her.  She really appreciated that, and I didn't change my life all around then.

[KelseyNikki614]

Really, a cheeseburger? Isn't her family rich? They should like uppity fancy food. 

[greekmom]

No one eats cheeseburgers or fried chicken at a classy wedding Libby.

[Frozendiva]

Fried chicken happens at Ukrainian country type weddings. Just like cabbage rolls.

[Arynm]

I hate to agree with Andrei but he is right. Her family can suck it up and eat what is served at the wedding.

[mmecorday]

I call bullshit on Libby saying her family would prefer hamburgers and fried chicken at her wedding reception. I have never seen burgers and fried chicken served at a wedding reception.

[Pepper Mostly]

Libby, your family is going to behave badly no matter what you do. Serve them lobster tails and caviar and Veuve Cliquot, they'll still bitch.

[Toodleoo]

If there ain't no green bean casserole then it ain't 'Merican enough for Libby.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

When my dad died 14 years ago I started going to church with my mom and spending Sundays with her.  She really appreciated that, and I didn't change my life all around then.

Colt will forever use it as an excuse for inexcusable behavior because he’s such a victim.

[LookABird]

Hi, Everyone! Just got here. 

They left the baby alone in the car?!!!!!!

[kacesq]

So Libby traveled all the way to Moldova so Andrei can have a wedding in front of his family and all she cares about is the coven.

[mmecorday]

I don't think I'd be able to eat rabbit. That scene in "Fatal Attraction" scarred me for life.

[Angry Moldovan]

[Grifter Lives]

I bet you that a casino in a strip mall would more likely have fried chicken on its menu than a full-time catering hall.  

[Frozendiva]

You don't have to please everyone for a wedding dinner. Usually two entrees, like beef and chicken or salmon work for most - that way you include almost everyone.

[Andi27]

I can see Libby being concerned about serving rabbit or game, but pork, beef or chicken, just because it is prepared differently... get over it.

[kendi]

Just now, greekmom said:

No one eats cheeseburgers or fried chicken at a classy wedding Libby.

But they want AMERICAN food. Ugh. I just can't stand the attitude of either of them. Book the freaking venue. Libby and coven go have room service when they get back the hotel and rip on the wedding/Moldova to their hearts' content.

[brillia79]

Still hate Anduhrrrrrei, and he’s being super cavalier considering Libby’s dad is paying for the wedding, but what was wrong with the pictures of the food? I get wanting to taste the food first, but wtf?

[Pondlass1]

Libby probably shouldn’t wear such bright lipstick. 

[Toodleoo]

YOU SHUT UP

NO YOU SHUT UP

NO I THROW UP AND YOU LICK IT UP