90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gee, I wonder if Lana shows up. Zzzzzzzz

[Zombness]

David the only one there will be you....

[kendi]

2 minutes ago, Archer27 said:

"That is what she'll smell...." - David, you are BIG creep.

His attention to the most random details are so bizarre! 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Looks like a fucking flasher. While carrying a pink gift bag.  Equal parts loser and creeper. 

[Archer27]

If it was so cold, you'd see cold air breath coming out of David's mouth. Just saying...

[DEL901]

His coat fits like it was made for someone a lot heavier.  

[mmecorday]

What's with David's Herman Munster shoes?

[Straycat80]

Here we go again...cliffhanger for next week with David and the invisible Lana. 
Edit: WTF! Lana is real! Did TLC track her down and offer her money? 

Edited May 11, 2020 by Straycat80

[iwasish]

David calls Lana “his girl”. He’s there to “get his girl”. Shades of Big going to Paris to get “his girl”

[Armchair Critic]

He looks like he is wearing blush

[peaceknit]

2 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Mother of god, David is squirting Toupee Extra Volume Spray whilst wearing a leather jacket.

Guys, I can’t with this. 

Just like Jim Bob Duggar, lol.

[Frozendiva]

Sure, you will come back.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, RealReality said:

Bath and body works must have been having a blow out sale.  

Their lotion comes in a basket

[Kiss my mutt]

How does David know Lana sounds excited if they only communicate via chat?

If I were a lesbian, I’d be insulted that Steph “plays” at being a lesbian like it’s trying on a new pair of heels. Heck, I am insulted anyway. 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

David is the gift that just keeps giving...

 

It is so cold, he does not have a scarf or gloves, I know I would if I was hanging out in the Ukraine, btw, anyone else the the giant panda bear walking across the street just now?

[greekmom]

Please let her be 2 hours late.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

It seems pretty rare that the Americans think of their love interests as anything but objects that fit into very narrow fantasy boxes they've built.  They never seem to take into account that there's a person with a past, a heart, a mind, an opinion on the other end.

David was saying that he loves the chase, that he can weed out pretty quickly the ones who don't fit his criteria. 

[Toodleoo]

"If she doesn't show up this time, I'm not coming back."  You LIAR!  YOU NEVER LEFT KEEV!

[Eldemarge]

WHAT.

[Floatingbison]

No.

Fucking.

Way.

[Armchair Critic]

Lana lives!

[charmed1]

What the hell!?

[mmecorday]

Wait, what? WHAT??????

[LilaFowler]

Um. What just happened?

[Pepper Mostly]

Was there a guy walking along the street in a bear costume? Who knew Kiev was so quirky? 

[RealReality]

Plot twist - lana is dressed as a furry

[Mrs. Landingham]

SHUT UP. THAT IS HER? 

[xls]

WHAT!?

[RichiesOlderBro]

THIS IS AN IMPOSTER LANA!!!

 

 

[blubld43]

Oh Jesus.  I wonder how much TLC paid her to actually show up this time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What the fuck just happened? Lana? Oh wow!

Lana has the same hairstylist as The Darcey Twins.

[Suzywriter]

David's toupee is so friendly-looking.

[Archer27]

LANA....you showed up. WTH is going on??

[LennieBriscoe]

I just noticed that David has his shirt tucked in. 

O.........M.........G........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😱 😵 😱 😵

[Floatingbison]

Okay, all this proves is that a Ukraine  cam girl is capable of taking a scam to the next level.

[Emmeline]

What the “F”, Lana is real.  I can’t believe this.  

[peaceknit]

He's got a gut too.

[RichiesOlderBro]

This can’t be the real Lana. 

[Vandy10]

Big Ed crying more!

[mmecorday]

OK. my mind it a bit blown right now.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Okay, all this proves is that a Ukraine  cam girl is capable of taking a scam to the next level.

Someone is scamming at a ph.d level here.  

[sainte-chapelle]

Lana?!?!? This is a Ricky situation. She will meet him once then ghost him

[Armchair Critic]

No BGL this episode?

[EtheltoTillie]

WTF?  

[xls]

1 minute ago, Archer27 said:

LANA....you showed up. WTH is going on??

😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

[Toodleoo]

I don't believe it.  She's a hologram.  No way.

[kendi]

Ed's crying? There's no crying in Palawan! 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Turns out the PI guy was terrible....

[lgprimes]

WTH?

she actually looks like the picture??

HOW

[Trackdawg]

7 minutes ago, Vandy10 said:

Another GoT fan/poster? Because my iPad, too, always wants to autocorrect Varya to Varys. Too bad it can’t recognize which forum I’m n at the appropriate time.

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