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[Tuneful]

David--no fool like an old fool. If you wish to persist in this delusion, then you fly "Lana" to Las Vegas this time--for her, put up or show up. And you get all kinds of credentials from her that she is who she says she is. And stop telling strangers your pathetic story.  

Edited May 11, 2020 by Tuneful

[VioletNevermind]

4 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

That or a cri-cut machine?

Seriously!  I’ve done a lot of earring shopping in my time and I have never seen Lysol bottle-shaped earrings.  Maybe I’m just not shopping in the stores where they sell massive plastic earrings. 🤷‍♀️ 

[SunnyBeBe]

If Lana is real.....I still don’t want to see her. 

[Floatingbison]

Welcome to the Senator Hotel, we have the Caesar Suite reserved for you, sir.

[LennieBriscoe]

"I'm going to let Lana know I'm here....She's moved in with her sister....Why would she fake me out?....I trust her."

And then he tells the hotel clerk his insanity. 

 

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Uh, is it really pronounced “Keev?”

Yes, we learned this from Natalie and what’s his name 

5 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

 

Edited May 11, 2020 by magemaud

[cyberfruit]

god, i wish i lacked a guilty conscious so that I could simultaneously pitch a show about a catfish (that will probably be my bff in disguise) so that i can travel to and from my favorite country as much as i wanted and act a fool so that they won't yank my funding

[Leilani]

David wearning a leather jacket he bought in the 70s .

[RichiesOlderBro]

Hotel clerk is very cute. 

[greekmom]

Blond receptionist is thinking: What a shmuck

[RealReality]

These desk agents!  I love it!

[Archer27]

Busy with hockey games?

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yes.

Too. Much. Ukraine. on the news.

[Eldemarge]

"Sorry, David.  I cannot meet you.  I have died in a train accident."

[kacesq]

Hockey games. Yup. She’s legit, David. Totally legit. 

[Vandy10]

That producer sure was laughing with the hotel clerk. 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, kendi said:

They have a list of all these sex tourists like the FBI most wanted...he's in the top ten

With big egg 🥚 

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Uh, is it really pronounced “Keev?”

The desk clerk pronounced it the standard key-ev.  I don't know where that Keev came from.

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys I love the hotel clerk, she thinks he is nuts

[Frozendiva]

David, Lana does not see you as a priority.

[cyberfruit]

lana is about that work/life balance and i applaud her for it

[kendi]

Why does he tell the hotel receptionist that his is the fifth time he's trying to meet his girlfriend? That's a great conversation starter. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

David, looks like she can’t wait to meet you. Oh, never mind.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Lana plays hockey!

 

She must be Canadian. 

[DEL901]

“Here’s another excuse”.... lol, no sh*t Sherlock.   

[Zombness]

Your future David is not Lana......is a shrink......you need one desperately!

[blubld43]

Priorities???  You've been there five times! 

you will never say this is it.

[VioletNevermind]

Lana’s nephew is playing 72 straight hours of hockey games?  Damn, get that boy onto a professional team. 

[brillia79]

Get this scammer off my tv screen.

[SunnyBeBe]

That’s right David. At some point, it might get to be too much.

[Leilani]

Sure David, sure.

[Pepper Mostly]

David. Cleaning her hairbrush is more important than you. 

[kendi]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

The desk clerk pronounced it the standard key-ev.  I don't know where that Keev came from.

Cesar said it like that. When he went. When he saw Maria. But she deleted all the photos. In Keev.

[hisbunkie]

I just told MrBunkie if she shows up to meet David, Paul McCartney May come to get me one day.  He needs to prepare. 

[DEL901]

Just now, kendi said:

Why does he tell the hotel receptionist that his is the fifth time he's trying to meet his girlfriend? That's a great conversation starter. 

Maybe he was trying to set up a back up plan?

[LennieBriscoe]

Hahaha!! "She's busy with hockey games this weekend."

"SHE'S" THE GOALIE, A**HOLE! NAMED VANYA!

Edited May 11, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[Armchair Critic]

We all know you are not going to put your foot down David, who are you fooling?

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

"Sorry, David.  I cannot meet you.  I have died in a train accident."

Now I’m dead too. 
 

You died Lana? Where are your priorities?! 

[Gobi]

If someone flew from one continent to another to meet me, I think it would behoove me to make an effort to meet them.

[Floatingbison]

This is just painful to watch.  The camera guys should be ashamed of themselves.  They need to invoke the bro code and tell him that there is no Lana and never will be.

[Eldemarge]

Ed's stupid face is next so I guess it's time to get wine.

[Frozendiva]

Been kicked out twice already.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

David wearning a leather jacket he bought in the 70s .

Confession, I bought my leather jacket in 2001 and still wear it. 

[FrancescaFiore]

Oh jeez, don't tell people David.

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys I love the hotel clerk, she thinks he is nuts

Her sidekick bellman was giving me some serious eyebrow action.  The silent judgment was so real!,

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Hockey games. Yup. She’s legit, David. Totally legit. 

She’s a hockey mom!

[mmecorday]

If he tries to visit her now, she can say, "I have COVID-19. My has COVID-19. We are at hockey game where everyone has COVID-19."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hotel clerk has seen her share of delusional American men who were being cat fished. Like the cafe owner who grabbed the roses.

[tvrox]

Here! Hi all. 

[iwasish]

15 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Ukraine. 

Odds are the same Russia or Ukraine...