Tuneful May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 (edited) David--no fool like an old fool. If you wish to persist in this delusion, then you fly "Lana" to Las Vegas this time--for her, put up or show up. And you get all kinds of credentials from her that she is who she says she is. And stop telling strangers your pathetic story. Edited May 11, 2020 by Tuneful 1 6 Link to comment
VioletNevermind May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, peaceknit said: That or a cri-cut machine? Seriously! I’ve done a lot of earring shopping in my time and I have never seen Lysol bottle-shaped earrings. Maybe I’m just not shopping in the stores where they sell massive plastic earrings. 🤷♀️ 7 Link to comment
SunnyBeBe May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 If Lana is real.....I still don’t want to see her. 3 2 Link to comment
Floatingbison May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 Welcome to the Senator Hotel, we have the Caesar Suite reserved for you, sir. 12 7 Link to comment
LennieBriscoe May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 "I'm going to let Lana know I'm here....She's moved in with her sister....Why would she fake me out?....I trust her." And then he tells the hotel clerk his insanity. 4 6 Link to comment
magemaud May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said: Uh, is it really pronounced “Keev?” Yes, we learned this from Natalie and what’s his name 5 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said: Edited May 11, 2020 by magemaud 2 2 Link to comment
cyberfruit May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 god, i wish i lacked a guilty conscious so that I could simultaneously pitch a show about a catfish (that will probably be my bff in disguise) so that i can travel to and from my favorite country as much as i wanted and act a fool so that they won't yank my funding 1 11 Link to comment
Leilani May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 David wearning a leather jacket he bought in the 70s . 5 3 Link to comment
greekmom May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 Blond receptionist is thinking: What a shmuck 10 7 Link to comment
Trackdawg May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Yes. Too. Much. Ukraine. on the news. 3 Link to comment
kacesq May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 Hockey games. Yup. She’s legit, David. Totally legit. 6 7 Link to comment
Popular Post Eldemarge May 11, 2020 Popular Post Share May 11, 2020 "Sorry, David. I cannot meet you. I have died in a train accident." 24 3 Link to comment
Vandy10 May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 That producer sure was laughing with the hotel clerk. 1 12 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, kendi said: They have a list of all these sex tourists like the FBI most wanted...he's in the top ten With big egg 🥚 1 3 Link to comment
sagittarius sue May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said: Uh, is it really pronounced “Keev?” The desk clerk pronounced it the standard key-ev. I don't know where that Keev came from. 3 Link to comment
Frozendiva May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 David, Lana does not see you as a priority. 1 1 6 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 Guys I love the hotel clerk, she thinks he is nuts 15 Link to comment
cyberfruit May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 lana is about that work/life balance and i applaud her for it 6 4 Link to comment
kendi May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 Why does he tell the hotel receptionist that his is the fifth time he's trying to meet his girlfriend? That's a great conversation starter. 1 4 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 David, looks like she can’t wait to meet you. Oh, never mind. 4 2 Link to comment
RichiesOlderBro May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 Lana plays hockey! She must be Canadian. 8 2 Link to comment
DEL901 May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 “Here’s another excuse”.... lol, no sh*t Sherlock. 6 3 Link to comment
Zombness May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 Your future David is not Lana......is a shrink......you need one desperately! 1 1 4 Link to comment
blubld43 May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 Priorities??? You've been there five times! you will never say this is it. 1 Link to comment
VioletNevermind May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 Lana’s nephew is playing 72 straight hours of hockey games? Damn, get that boy onto a professional team. 1 6 6 Link to comment
SunnyBeBe May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 That’s right David. At some point, it might get to be too much. 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 David. Cleaning her hairbrush is more important than you. 6 6 Link to comment
kendi May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 Just now, sagittarius sue said: The desk clerk pronounced it the standard key-ev. I don't know where that Keev came from. Cesar said it like that. When he went. When he saw Maria. But she deleted all the photos. In Keev. 5 2 Link to comment
hisbunkie May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 I just told MrBunkie if she shows up to meet David, Paul McCartney May come to get me one day. He needs to prepare. 10 5 Link to comment
DEL901 May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 Just now, kendi said: Why does he tell the hotel receptionist that his is the fifth time he's trying to meet his girlfriend? That's a great conversation starter. Maybe he was trying to set up a back up plan? 1 5 1 Link to comment
LennieBriscoe May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 (edited) Hahaha!! "She's busy with hockey games this weekend." "SHE'S" THE GOALIE, A**HOLE! NAMED VANYA! Edited May 11, 2020 by LennieBriscoe 3 2 Link to comment
Armchair Critic May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 We all know you are not going to put your foot down David, who are you fooling? 4 Link to comment
hookedontv May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Eldemarge said: "Sorry, David. I cannot meet you. I have died in a train accident." Now I’m dead too. You died Lana? Where are your priorities?! 8 3 Link to comment
Gobi May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 If someone flew from one continent to another to meet me, I think it would behoove me to make an effort to meet them. 5 Link to comment
Floatingbison May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 This is just painful to watch. The camera guys should be ashamed of themselves. They need to invoke the bro code and tell him that there is no Lana and never will be. 2 2 Link to comment
Eldemarge May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 Ed's stupid face is next so I guess it's time to get wine. 7 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Leilani said: David wearning a leather jacket he bought in the 70s . Confession, I bought my leather jacket in 2001 and still wear it. 6 Link to comment
RealReality May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said: Guys I love the hotel clerk, she thinks he is nuts Her sidekick bellman was giving me some serious eyebrow action. The silent judgment was so real!, 4 4 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, kacesq said: Hockey games. Yup. She’s legit, David. Totally legit. She’s a hockey mom! 3 Link to comment
mmecorday May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 If he tries to visit her now, she can say, "I have COVID-19. My has COVID-19. We are at hockey game where everyone has COVID-19." 6 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 Hotel clerk has seen her share of delusional American men who were being cat fished. Like the cafe owner who grabbed the roses. 11 Link to comment
iwasish May 11, 2020 Share May 11, 2020 15 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said: Ukraine. Odds are the same Russia or Ukraine... 3 Link to comment
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