90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Gobi]

So, their safe word is "afi" ?

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright, I hope we're done with Kalani and Asuelu's sex life for tonight.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Sooo…all Ansuelu brings up is sex? That is his only issue?

Kalani trying to teach Asuelu reminds me of the guy from "Flowers for Algernon" (before he got smart)

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So Kalani is a big fan of saying "you always" and "you never", which is the first thing you learn not to say if you're really interested in improving communication with someone. 

[greekmom]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Nope. M&M Meats teriyaki sirloin, mashed potatoes and broccoli.

Sounds super yummy. 

I bbq'd some steaks and made Greek lemon potatoes. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, greekmom said:

Sounds super yummy. 

I bbq'd some steaks and made Greek lemon potatoes. 

I might have Swiss Chalet a couple of times per year.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Alright, I hope we're done with Kalani and Asuelu's sex life for tonight.

I hope we're done with hearing about their sex life FOREVER!!!

[Bees52]

5 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I planned to close my eyes for a few minutes before the show came on and promptly fell asleep and missed the first forty minutes. So now I’m five pages behind in the snark. 

Just wanted to comment, why is Kalani surprised Asuelu takes her to a cabin as his idea of a romantic getaway? His idea for a date night was taking her hatchet throwing! 

I hear you.  I went away to peel and prepare potatoes mid-show, and came back to 200+ replies!

So Asuelo wants to talk about and do is sex. Got a whole marriage on  the line, but he only wants to talk about one aspect of it. And by the way, I now realize  I don't like Kalani  with all her complaining and insisting on bringing the kids, and her mom on this "romantic getaway."

[ExMathMajor]

He doesn't believe in masturbation so it's Kalani's responsibility to get him off?

*runs screaming from the room*

[Coltee Gal]

17 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

In her bra. 

One pack of cigarettes in each cup. 😖

[Burning Rubber]

I do believe Betty loves Julia as a daughter.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

he wont masturbate?

Damn girl...He needs to learn to self sooth

I think that would entail sucking his thumb.

[Baltimore Betty]

If my husband says it is my job to pleasure him I would set a price...if it is a job then compensation should be expected, right? 

How much money can a part time yogurt sample guy pay for sex?  Exactly.

[Hotel Snarker]

Hey guys, I'm getting my second vaccine on Friday! I will be fully vaccinated by July! And next month, I'm gonna travel to Puerto Rico! It will be so fun!

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Alright, I hope we're done with Kalani and Asuelu's sex life for tonight.

Forever.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Burning Rubber said:

I do believe Betty loves Julia as a daughter.

You meant as a farm hand, right?

[hula-la]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Alright, I hope we're done with Kalani and Asuelu's sex life for tonight. forever

FTFY

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Sounds super yummy. 

I bbq'd some steaks and made Greek lemon potatoes. 

What are Greek lemon potatoes?

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Butt stuff?

Poo hole

[greekmom]

So masturbation and condoms are for slut people but whips and chains are ok....

Yeah right.

[Trackdawg]

8 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

And she has to tell him not to touch the fire 🤦‍♀️

 

6 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Asuelo trying to make the fire bigger by blowing on it...it is a gas fire pit.

 

[endure]

This show is so exhausting and 2 hours too long.

[greekmom]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

What are Greek lemon potatoes?

basically potatoes cut in 4's, in the oven with olive oil, lemon juice, salt, pepper, oregano and a bit of water.

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Damn Mike looks like a potato 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, you bought the ticket and now you’re on the ride. 

We need to do an intervention for that poor elderly yellow lab.

[Trackdawg]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Alright, I hope we're done with Kalani and Asuelu's sex life for tonight.

 

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Forever.

[Armchair Critic]

WHOA "give her $5,000 and send her back to Ukraine". Wow. This relationship is over, they should just separate.

[Hotel Snarker]

Eww, Trish. “Get it done Michael.”

[charmed1]

A feather boa and a caramel Frappuccino for Trish please.

[Grifter Lives]

Did they drive to Starbucks with Natalie pouting in the backseat, giving them the silent treatment?

Trish washes down the Venti Frappucino with a nuclear-green soft drink.

[My Girls]

I just can't stand this crusty old bitch anymore! Fuck you, Trish.

[endure]

Cough...cough ahem hooker

[goofygirl]

Why is Nutalie mad again?? I forgot.

[sainte-chapelle]

I miss Jenny. I want to see some old lady drama with his family.

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 I couldn’t wait until my sons moved out. But then again, I alsways thought that my job was to raise my sons into independent, productive human beings, unlike the Betty & Ron model

My son went to college at 18, came back home after he graduated at 20, and lived at home till he was 23. I was happy to have him at home and pleased for him when he got his own place. 

7 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Kalani must have been drunk when she gave her virginity to Asuleu.

Or desperate.

Why not both? 

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Alright, I hope we're done with Kalani and Asuelu's sex life for tonight.

That is my fondest wish. 

1 minute ago, Coltee Gal said:

One pack of cigarettes in each cup. 😖

Along with her phone, her keys, a bottle of water, a pack of playing cards, a bluetooth speaker, a couple of scrunchies, and a box of crackerjacks. 

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, endure said:

This show is so exhausting and 2 hours too long.

[Straycat80]

A man should never take his moms side over his wife’s. Michael is a dumb ass. Cut him off Natalie. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Guys. Trish and Mike have gaslighted the shit out of Natalie the whole trip. How she gonna say she's only been nice to Natalie?

[Gobi]

"Here's your coat. I'm gonna finish watching TJ Hooker"

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh shit they all need to ride in the car together 😂 

[endure]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

A feather boa and a caramel Frappuccino for Trish please.

Yeah where did the take out coffee come from?

[FrancescaFiore]

Brandon's parents are total shit weasels. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Mike has not idea they are flying, didn't they just fly in a few days ago, wouldn't they be flying back on the same airline?

 

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I miss Jenny. I want to see some old lady drama with his family.

At least they were funny in their insults.

[greekmom]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

A man should never take his moms side over his wife’s. Michael is a dumb ass. Cut him off Natalie. 

No wonder his first wife left him and took up with another woman. Sorry - but anyone married to this yahoo would be a turn off for men.

 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Damn Mike looks like a potato 

A greek lemon potato?? Those sound delicious, btw.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike doesn't know what airline they're flying? What a child.

[Trackdawg]

5 minutes ago, Burning Rubber said:

I do believe Betty loves Julia as a daughter.

[sainte-chapelle]

Does mommy need to walk them into the airport…I mean really 

[Grifter Lives]

I still think that Mike & Natalie had already broken up before this trip, and Trish is lashing out for what Natalie did to her baby boy.