90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Is it me? Or all of these plots very boring?

Most are boring, Family Libby is the worst though.

I'm here just for the cold shoulder fashion.

[Trackdawg]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Does Trish really not think she’s done anything wrong?

[For Cereals]

Trish is awful, but Natalie was no ray of sunshine.  She acts like a brat. Even if my MIL told me what she thought my career should be, I would just say, “that’s interesting I’ll look into that.”  Instead of flouncing out of the butcher shop, she could’ve just excused herself.  I would never say “p*ssy” in front of my own mother and on and on. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Libby and co are trying so hard for a spin off. Of course Andrei agreed to the reunion. It is all part of the storyline they cooked up to stay on TV

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I am in complete awe! Your mother had a full and interesting life by her own making, you must have had a fantastic childhood full of culture and inspiration. I bet she never took "no" for an answer 😊.

Hugs to you.

[Zombness]

Talking about mother in laws, Trish wins the prize for being the worst.....not Debbie, nor Betty comes close to her.   Mike you have to defend Natalie, she is your wife.

[Doublemint]

@trackdawg - What a loving tribute to your Mother.  She's had a very interesting journey, and has raised a wonderful son. 

[LEILANI2]

Mike and Trish are terrible, but Natalie is no prize. Let's not forget when she told Mike his IQ was low and her's was high and other disparaging remarks. They're both toxic.

She wanted him to change his religion, drinking, eating habits etc..

Now she is getting the victim edit because she is on next season's SINGLE LIFE.

Edited June 14, 2021 by LEILANI2

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Trish is awful, but Natalie was no ray of sunshine.  She acts like a brat. Even if my MIL told me what she thought my career should be, I would just say, “that’s interesting I’ll look into that.”  Instead of flouncing out of the butcher shop, she could’ve just excused herself.  I would never say “p*ssy” in front of my own mother and on and on. 

I couldn't agree more. Unfortunately Natalie doesn't know how to be the bigger person, because she herself is a child.

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Roommate Ron's???

When I named him that in my post it was because I could not remember his name and now seeing it in print by someone else I have decided that will be his name even if it isn't. 

All in favor?

[Eldemarge]

Ew, she's taking her giant baby to a sex shop?  I don't think that's allowed.

[mmecorday]

Oh no! Does Asuelo thinks he's a rapper!

[CrazyInAlabama]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

If my husband berated me in front of his mom (or ever) he would be under the wheel of that truck. Fuck Mike.

The big question is would you run over him once, or a bunch of times, and would you stop the car on top of him?    (Like the woman in Dallas did when she caught the husband cheating again) https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-woman-who-ran-over-cheating-husband-freed-prison-n873481

[Hotel Snarker]

I'm cringing already. Please stop, Kalani.

[kacesq]

I could’ve lived forever never hearing Kalani and her overgrown toddler husband sing about sex.

[Straycat80]

Oh no, Kalani and the man child are going to a sex shop! 🤮

[Gobi]

Ye Olde Sexe Shoppe. I wonder if they have boo-hole plugs. Asking for a friend.

[RichiesOlderBro]

4 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

 

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

@Trackdawg, Welcome back!  You have my deepest sympathy.  Your mother was beautiful, accomplished and will truly be missed. 

Despite your sorrow, you were making gifs for us!  We're honored.

*dawg that you want me to be

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, kacesq said:

I could’ve lived forever never hearing Kalani and her overgrown toddler husband sing about sex.

Me too. I never want to see these two sing about sex shops ever again.

[greekmom]

is Aseulu old enough to go into the sex shop?

[Eldemarge]

How about y'all walk in, get condoms, and walk out?

[Armchair Critic]

I don't want to know any more about fat boobs and dim bulb's sex life 🥴

[kacesq]

Thank God they’re blurring the dildoes. We’d have no idea what they are!

[Trackdawg]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Oh no! Does Asuelo thinks he's a rapper!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The thought of Kalani and Assholeu having sex is the ultimate turnoff.

[LEILANI2]

Oh the perequisite sex shop visit. This time for a couple who have already had two children.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, greekmom said:

is Aseulu old enough to go into the sex shop?

Since he is about 10 years old mentally, no.

[Hotel Snarker]

So let me get this straight. 3 days ago, Kalani was crying and wanting a divorce. Now she’s in a shop buying whips and dildos, all bc the attorney said she's responsible for Asuelu for as long as he’s in America.

[kacesq]

So they blurred the dildoes but can show the butt plugs. All hail TLC still teaching us after all these years.

[ExMathMajor]

Disclaimer: This season is my first exposure to Kalani/Asuelu. So...was he her first sexual experience? That explains a LOT...

[sainte-chapelle]

I really don’t need to see these fools in a sex store….maybe they will buy their own purple friend

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Ew, she's taking her giant baby to a sex shop?  I don't think that's allowed.

Asuelo gets more repulsive in every scene. I don't buy that he went from, "Condoms are for slut people," to rapper/sex shop afficianado, even with all his YMCA volleyball locker room experience.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Does she really think we believe she waited until age 28 and Asuelo was the ONE?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

 

High in the truck or high-high?

[greekmom]

Kalani i recommend the air pulse stimulator.

Trust me.

xoxo Greekmom

[CrazyInAlabama]

No, I think it's because her father said either they stay married, or Asuelu is going bye-bye, and I don't mean back to Samoa.

The last think on Earth you ever want to do is buy a house with someone you're going to divorce, so I hope that idea is over.    

Edited June 14, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

How about y'all walk in, get condoms, and walk out?

[endure]

Asuelo & Kalani should be buying condoms or birth control!

 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Oh no! Does Asuelo thinks he's a rapper!

Isn't every male famewhore in the 21st century an aspiring rapper? I think that's a rule. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

So let me get this straight. 3 days ago, Kalani was crying and wanting a divorce. Now she’s in a shop buying whips and dildos, all bc the attorney said she's responsible for Asuelu for as long as he’s in America.

Don’t forget the fender bender car accident that Assholeu barely lived through.

[Frozendiva]

The good toys can get expensive.

[Hotel Snarker]

God bless this sex shop worker for having to deal with these two.

[Doublemint]

Could her dress be any l-o-w-e-r on that couch?   DONUTS?  just no - good thing I'm on a diet.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Kalani i recommend the air pulse stimulator.

Trust me.

xoxo Greekmom

I immediately googled that to see if I needed it and realized I already own that.

[LEILANI2]

They must be starting an Only Fans.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

So let me get this straight. 3 days ago, Kalani was crying and wanting a divorce. Now she’s in a shop buying whips and dildos, all bc the attorney said she's responsible for Asuelu for as long as he’s in America.

Then Asuelu crashed the car and she realized how much she cared. 

Right.

[Baltimore Betty]

Kalani, oy.

It. is. so. ick.

[kacesq]

Wait Kalani...you’re very sex positive but “you hear” a lot of women like vibrators? Figure out if you’re

a femme fatale or a wide-eyed virgin. I can’t take the whiplash.

[TazDevil]

I never needed to know anything about Kalani and Asuelu's sex life.