90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Hotel Snarker]

Why does Rebecca have a comment for everything? Is she co-hosting?

[hisbunkie]

Natalie is so painfully mentally ill it makes me feel awful just watching. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Jovi's mom is killing it!

At least Gwen knows Jovi's faults.

Not like some incel's mother.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Uncle Beau comes on for a cameo appearance, I’ll be TLC’s bitch forever.

[LennieBriscoe]

Jovi is a married father. This show is despicable in trying to foment anger and divisiveness  between a man and his wife. The past is the past. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Gwen's looking like she’s gonna beat his ass while watching that. She had the biggest redemption story for me this season. I love her!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Why does Rebecca have a comment for everything? Is she co-hosting?

I bet she's gunning for Shawn's job.

[LucyEth]

What the hell is with the many faces of Rebecca, she looks ridiculous.

[Angry Moldovan]

I’m loving Zied atm. Look out Becks, Zied is looking for a brand new bag

[TazDevil]

Just now, greekmom said:

At least Gwen knows Jovi's faults.

Not like some incel's mother.

Precedent has been set.  Jovi's mom on, Mike's mom will be on.  Incel's mother better be on too.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, greekmom said:

At least Gwen knows Jovi's faults.

Not like some incel's mother.

Yes the worst mothers are the ones who think their sons do nothing wrong. 

[Eldemarge]

Jovi struggles with empathy.  Someone like that shouldn't get married or have kids.  But oh well, these dudes keep finding women so... nothing we can do!

[Zombness]

Brandon would never do it because he was a virgin and his first was Julia.

[Pepper Mostly]

Whoa, is Yara still nursing? Maybe she should have chosen another top.

[Grifter Lives]

Mike should tell Natalie, "See.  It could have been worse," after the Non Jovi segment.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m loving Zied atm. Look out Becks, Zied is looking for a brand new bag

I seriously wonder what is going through that man's mind. Like is he content or is he counting down time served till the card comes in.

[charmed1]

No! Nooo! Why are they bringing these losers back? 

[kacesq]

I’m so sick of Libby and Andrea. And good to know Tiffany still has her cold shoulder tops.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Jovi struggles with empathy.  Someone like that shouldn't get married or have kids.  But oh well, these dudes keep finding women so... nothing we can do!

Narcissism101

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m loving Zied atm. Look out Becks, Zied is looking for a brand new bag

Yes, it’s at that point when he realized all the perks of the US. But then again, he can watch Becky strip so why would he want to go to a club? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Frozendiva]

Asuelu's family hasn't changed. They're pressuring Kalani for another kid?

[Hotel Snarker]

OMG, the Families Asuelu and Libby are terrible. I hate watching them.

[Gobi]

Asuelo in a Santa hat and wig! My life is complete.

[Angry Moldovan]

I have tears running down my face at the preview for HEA

[For Cereals]

A stripper doesn’t want him.  She wants her cash money.  Yara has nothing to worry about and I’m glad I didn’t pay $4.99 to watch a Maury knock off.

[Grifter Lives]

Yara will get a luxury vehicle out of Jovi as an apology gift.

[sainte-chapelle]

Jovi doesn’t give a fuck, he will be back to the strip clubs while Yara is home with the baby.

[TazDevil]

How many seasons are they going to subject us to Family Libby?

[kacesq]

Can we have a rule that the HEA couples have to live on the same continent? I could lose fucking Grangela and Tiffany that way.

[magemaud]

Looks like it was a Merry Christmas at Casa Kalahni  

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Brandon would never do it because he was a virgin and his first was Julia.

Plus, Julia has said it many times, she will kill him. I'm starting to think she's serious.

[Arynm]

Just now, TazDevil said:

How many seasons are they going to subject us to Family Libby?

They should give them their own show so we can not watch.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I have tears running down my face at the preview for HEA

I'm just waiting for someone to flip a table and call someone a "PROSTITUTION WHORE!"

[Floatingbison]

8 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

You know the worst job on Earth?   Doing an in person call to me, about medical scams, during the tell all.    I have discovered that screaming filth at people like that is very satisfying, and then they hang up on me.   

Poor Tarik, trying to be nice, and lying about the lap dance.   

That's so funny that Rebecca asks Jovi what he would feel about Yara getting a lap dance from a male stripper.     Gwen is so nice.   I love how Gwen tells it like it is.   

Tel call during 90 DayF:

Hi, I'm selling . . . 

Go fuck yourself.        Click.

Edited April 12, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I seriously wonder what is going through that man's mind. Like is he content or is he counting down time served till the card comes in.

His eyes widening at the American male debauchery 

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

How many seasons are they going to subject us to Family Libby?

Too goddamned many. I hate the entire family.

[Straycat80]

Ugh, these recycled couples! Family Assuelo and Andrrrrrei. 

[Doublemint]

Oooh I hate the people on TOW!   But, I'll watch.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Oooh I hate the people on TOW!   But, I'll watch.

Of course you will. We all will. Resistance is futile.

[kacesq]

Julia has an extremely long neck. Never noticed it before.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Plus, Julia has said it many times, she will kill him. I'm starting to think she's serious.

They'll have a hard time finding the body on the farm. . . between the land, the hoarde, and the animals.

[sainte-chapelle]

I think Libby is trying to channel Family Chantel to stay relevant. I suspect they all get along just fine.

[Floatingbison]

I think Andrei's hiding something.

Who's with me?

[jacksgirl]

Been trying to figure this out forever (and am 7 minutes behind). Yara looks like Emily Blunt (who is married to my secret BF Jim Halpert.

[Hangin Out]

Zied sits there like he doesn’t understand what’s going on.  I don’t think he knows the shit that goes on before a wedding, or zAmerican customs.

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

How many seasons are they going to subject us to Family Libby?

I’ve seen *cough* waaaay too much of them.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Oooh I hate the people on TOW!   But, I'll watch.

Wait...there was a TOW preview? 

[TazDevil]

LOL!!!  The Brandon-Julia relationship was more of a foursome.  Oh Shaun, you have no idea how many #-somes are going on in that household 🤣🤣

[Zombness]

Let's remember why we watch the shows even though we do not like Asuelo or Libby or Tiffany......we watch the show in order to be here with our friends snarking and having fun!!!!  Is not the show is us that makes the show fun to watch.

[greekmom]

Incel is getting a woody with the sex talk