90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Frozendiva]

What time does the coach turn in to a pumpkin?

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Blue shirt and purple jacket.  Is Zied colorblind? These guys sure dressed up didn’t they? 

Zied was the best-dressed and over-dressed for the occasion.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Marry ME, Zied!  I won't act like a jealous shrew all the time, my house has furniture, and I would be thrilled to learn Arabic.  Dang, he can't hear me.  

I feel ya! My chubby love muffin is trapped with cheek muncher

[magemaud]

I till can’t get past Zied’s fake teeth. 

[tvrox]

27 minutes ago, kacesq said:

A bath? Wow, way to go all out, Brandon. 

Shirtless Brandon was not something I needed to see. 

[Caseysgirl]

I think Becky should have just gotten a cocktail dress, not necessarily white, rather than wearing a corset over her dress, that looked totally ridiculous. No one else dressed up.

[Mr. Miner]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Where's Kramer with the beef-o-rino when we need him?

Rusty!

[Straycat80]

At least Jovi is wearing a proper tux.

anybody watch Married at First sight? The gray haired guy with the big nose he was talking to looked like Jacob.

[SunnyBeBe]

Is Sister Wives next?

[Frozendiva]

The ship is still stuck. The magic towels may have to fly to HomeGoods.

[tvrox]

29 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Betty comes barging in with some towels.

Guess after her warning last time, they moved on from the hot tub? 

[Straycat80]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

Is Sister Wives next?

Yes

[LucyEth]

I seriously think it is a disgrace and disrespectful for those idiots to be dressed like they are working on a car.  Put on a decent shirt at the very least.  The whole group is trashy.  Zied has more class than all of them.

[Mr. Miner]

It’s like they’re having a Worst Couple contest, and they’re all winning.

[Floatingbison]

There goes @Angry Moldovan's chubby love rat . . . down the aisle to be with Rebecca 4Ever.....

[charmed1]

Just now, Luckylondon said:

Did Natalie gain 30 pounds in 90 days eating the great American diet? I know our food is said to be infused with corn syrup snd extra sugar and genetically modified everything compared to the rest of the world and even compared to ourselves 30 years ago and 2 out of 3 Americans are overweight, but dayummm... is it in the air here? She has been here like a minute! 

I loathe to defend her, but I blew up like a whale during the pandemic and my diet is fairly good. Had to put a stop to it before I ended up sprawled across the back of a minivan on my way to meet Dr. Now.

[SunnyBeBe]

Omg...another hour of this?  

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

The ship is still stuck. The magic towels may have to fly to HomeGoods.

It has cost 54 BILLION so far. Heads are going to roll....

https://istheshipstillstuck.com/

[Grifter Lives]

Rebecca should have just gone with the regular horse & carriage that they rode on their initial visit to the wedding site.  She can't afford furniture or movers.  Her floor lamp was IKEA.  Yet, she had that dumb Cinderella ride to nowhere.  

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Is Sister Wives next?

Yep

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Classy son in law....dirty jeans, dollar tree sunglasses, hands in pockets....what elegance 

I think Harry and Meghan are hanging their heads with mortification right now. They've been shown up. 

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Marry ME, Zied!  I won't act like a jealous shrew all the time, my house has furniture, and I would be thrilled to learn Arabic.  Dang, he can't hear me.  

Don't worry, he'll be back on the market in a couple of years. You have time to prepare. 

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

It's her 4th wedding, she's how many years old, why is someone "giving her away"? 

I have an issue with being "given away". My husband and I walked in together when we got married. 

2 minutes ago, Twopper said:

I cannot imagine going to my mother's fourth wedding.  

I have a disconnected feeling every time I see someone with tats in formal wear.   I do like the dress--  or I would if it fit without the corset.

The dress with the corset looks RIDICULOUS. They don't go together and Rebecca can barely breathe. She could have gotten a cute dress at eShakti, custom made for her, in less than two weeks. She's an idiot.

2 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

Those hands are already aging.

And by the time they're twisted and wrinkled and arthritic, she'll have accumulated at least two more marriages. 

[Hangin Out]

7 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Pfizer! 

Moderna

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy shit it’s only 9pm?!?!

[JennyMominFL]

Hi ll. I am late. I got caught uo in a TIna Turner documentary

[Arynm]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

The ship is still stuck. The magic towels may have to fly to HomeGoods.

I am obsessed with this ship. Did you know there is a ship waiting to go through that is filled with LIVE animals?  I hope they are ok and the boat got more food for them.

I watch every day for an update on that damn ship.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

At least Jovi is wearing a proper tux.

anybody watch Married at First sight? The gray haired guy with the big nose he was talking to looked like Jacob.

Yes - wish they had a live chat!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

There goes @Angry Moldovan's chubby love rat . . . down the aisle to be with Rebecca 4Ever.....

I'm getting a Rick Astley vibe.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

It has cost 54 BILLION so far. Heads are going to roll....

https://istheshipstillstuck.com/

Half the world's Amazon Prime packages are late now.

[Grifter Lives]

Reason 970,582 to punch Brandon: He purposely walked into the bathroom to see Julia.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Father Swinger is an asshole.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

Hi ll. I am late. I got caught uo in a TIna Turner documentary

I was going to watch that!

[Gobi]

The funeral suit is appropriate, Brandon dad. Julia's soul is going to die today. 

[hula-la]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

Hi ll. I am late. I got caught uo in a TIna Turner documentary

I heard it’s really good. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Aack! STHU, Laughing Brandon Dad! Creeeepy!

[Hotel Snarker]

Enough with shirtless Brandon.

[mmecorday]

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Did Natalie gain 30 pounds in 90 days eating the great American diet? I know our food is said to be infused with corn syrup snd extra sugar and genetically modified everything compared to the rest of the world and even compared to ourselves 30 years ago and 2 out of 3 Americans are overweight, but dayummm... is it in the air here? She has been here like a minute!

I once dated a guy from the UK who visited me for a week and in that short time he gained nearly 10 pounds because he was not used to the proportions sizes at American restaurants. He loved chicken fried steak and gravy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Betty, cut the umbilical cord right now.

[LennieBriscoe]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Yes - wish they had a live chat!

Basically we do, posting in real time. (MAFS)

[TMI]

Everyone in Brandon's family get dressed together...in  the kitchen

[Angry Moldovan]

Omg swinger and son in matching tux’s. Dead ☠️ 

[Frozendiva]

Brandon is still a little boy.

[Grifter Lives]

Since Betty cut Ron's hair, he could have at least reciprocated by coloring her roots, or buying her the $3 box of dye.

[kacesq]

Shut up Betty.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Arynm said:

am obsessed with this ship. Did you know there is a ship waiting to go through that is filled with LIVE animals?  I hope they are ok and the boat got more food for them.

We are one choke point away from ruination. Scary thought.

Edited March 29, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Hotel Snarker]

Aww, she still looks beautiful though! Betty and Ron acting like this is prom for Brandon.

[Gobi]

Brandon looks like he's going to the junior prom.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Father Swinger is an asshole.

He is SUCH an asshole. 

 

[Arynm]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Enough with shirtless Brandon.

Right?! He is pretty doughy for 27 and it is all downhill from here mister. Dad bod is incoming fast.

[sainte-chapelle]

Betty the helicopter parent. 

[kacesq]

They’re getting married at the farm. Yuck (yes I know Covid, still yuck.)

 

edit...my bad

Edited March 29, 2021 by kacesq
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