90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Hangin Out]

I can’t stand Mike.  Natalie has a chubby face.  Preggers?

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

That Amish Show is entirely fake right?

Yup but I’m desperate these days...even yoni steaming is on the schedule...

[Straycat80]

Are we going to see Stephanie and her known for five minutes long love of her life?

[magemaud]

Is the theme tonight kitty cat headbands?

[Grifter Lives]

16 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Vaccine roll call, count off now! 

Pfizer?

Moderna?

J&J? 

Who got what?

Team Pfizer here

Pfizer 1: February 28 & Pfizer 2: March 20.  Thrilled

[jaybird2]

3 minutes ago, Arynm said:

Mike is making an impassioned plea for Natalie to stay, because her border is closed and he is stuck with her so he will go ahead and marry her...because he has to. It's all very romantic

thanks

[Arynm]

Just now, Silver Bells said:

I can’t stand Mike.  Natalie has a chubby face.  Preggers?

And her boobs look huge! I think there are shenanigans going on with the timeline.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

He didn't want her to leave?  He thought she'd just hang out and clean/cook/fuck him for bit until she had to fly home?

Its official--its been neck and neck but I think this puts Mike over the top as Officially The Worst. 

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

He just wants a warm body to have a meal with and sleep with, I have said this before but he needs to find a plain low maintenance local woman (and any woman deserves better).

Except he thinks he deserves a hot Instagram fitness model. 

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

It’s good....illicit sex, steamed vaginas and cultural appropriation everywhere!

I was just re-reading last seasons' threads earlier. Those Snowdens! What a trip! 

[tvrox]

21 minutes ago, kacesq said:

This entire season has been these idiots whining about how the other one doesn’t treat them right, things aren’t working and yet...here they are, all getting married. Please.

That's the theme of the entire show! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I hate to admit that I did this at 22 with my 1st husband - so mach stupid!

Sadly, me too. And tons of pressure from my mother.

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Kevin Bacon has aged well.

Yes he has, as has Rob Lowe.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Kevin Bacon has aged well.

I'm old enough to remember when he was on the soap the Guiding Light

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

That Amish Show is entirely fake right?

Pretty much yea and the two hanger one from season one are trash

[SunnyBeBe]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Don’t blame nerves for cancelling a wedding and sending someone back halfway across the world in a pandemic.

He's trying to normalize people experiencing cold feet to excuse his behavior. Give me a break.

Why can’t people be honest and admit they are totally incompatible and a marriage would be a fiasco?

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Is the theme tonight kitty cat headbands?

HA!  I was gonna mention that too.  And Becky's letting her daughter do her makeup???  Has she seen how her daughter does her own make up??  This should be tragic.

[For Cereals]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

It’s good....illicit sex, steamed vaginas and cultural appropriation everywhere!

OMG and the spelling of names...I hate watch them all.  I do feel bad for the one family from the first season where the dad died, although I think it was an accident, the wife definitely wasn’t on board and it could’ve become an ID situation.

[renatae]

16 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

“Julia’s being irrational.” No, Brandon, she’s voicing her concerns in a calm way. That’s not called being irrational, it’s called being an adult which you clearly are not.

This made me sincerely want to rearrange his face.

[Grifter Lives]

Wow! Rebecca needs that ring light.

[mmecorday]

Again with the cat ears! Is this a trend? Because one of the the 600-pounders was wearing them too this season.

Edited March 29, 2021 by mmecorday
So mach cat ears

[Floatingbison]

8 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Natalie is crazy and Mike is an asshole, if they get married they both deserve the misery they’ve signed up for...

they can get married and have crazyhole children.

[Hotel Snarker]

Wow at Rebecca without makeup.

[OoogleEyes]

Wait,  now Rebecca has on cat ears? Is this like a secret code or something?

[Straycat80]

More kitty cat ear headbands. Is that a thing now? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Public Service Announcement: Season Three of Shtisel is streaming on Netflix. It’s sweet, quiet, lovely and a joy to watch. And an elixir after watching this dreck.

[greekmom]

I hope Zied's follows the south's logic for hair. The higher the hair. The closer to God.

 

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I'm old enough to remember when he was on the soap the Guiding Light

Me too, and I remember Brad Pitt on Dallas!

[Hotel Snarker]

So it's cat ears this week?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Wait,  now Rebecca has on cat ears? Is this like a secret code or something?

She’s the Illuminati 

[Gobi]

Zied has nice hair for a....how old is he again?

[renatae]

18 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Brandon, you can't guarantee no sad days for the rest of Julia's and your's lives. There will be good days, not so good days, angry days, sad days. That is what life is. Marriage isn't all puppies and sunshine.

Especially with a clueless child like you.

[Arynm]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Again with the cat ears! Is this a trend? Because of the the 600-pounders was wearing them too this season.

My daughter made cat ear headbands for her friends in middle school and made bank. They sold like hot cakes. No idea why. I guess they are back in fashion since that was 10 years ago

[greekmom]

Don't worry Tiffany. You'll be around for Rebecca's 5th and 6th

[Hangin Out]

Rebecca says she’s an absolute wreck.  She looks like one.  Train wreck.

[Frozendiva]

Daughter and boyfriend can have all the doubts they want. Not their wedding.

[TazDevil]

Don't worry Becky, Brandon can walk you down the aisle at your next wedding.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, how well I remember my wedding day. All my family and friends, frowning and disapproving, asking me if I was sure I wanted to "go through with it". So moving! 

[Hotel Snarker]

What is with the cat ears? Pigtails last few episodes and now cat ears.

[OoogleEyes]

Daughter is throwing some shaaaaaade!

[For Cereals]

Rebecca’s hair looked better with the headband 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha two sizes too big. Yeah, okay, Becky. That’s an old trick and I’ve used it fool myself.

[Angry Moldovan]

Fatty fatty two by four, becks can’t get through the chapel door

[mmecorday]

She looks like a Southern Belle who got dressed drunk.

[magemaud]

Gee, Micah put on his best flannel shirt for the wedding. Is he the best man? 

[Eldemarge]

Rebecca looks fiercely uncomfortable.

[kacesq]

Yes for your fourth wedding, totally go the Cinderella route! 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, how well I remember my wedding day. All my family and friends, frowning and disapproving, asking me if I was sure I wanted to "go through with it". So moving! 

Me too. I should have listened to them

[LucyEth]

Princess, right!  You are more like the Queen mother

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Zied has nice hair for a....how old is he again?

I forget. 

 

[greekmom]

Rebecca could have worn a suit.

[Hotel Snarker]

What’s so amazing about Rebecca's hair? The curls have come undone already.