90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

My guess is Tarik really sucks in the sack and Hazel doesn't want to sign up for a lifetime of that.  But she's spinning it as something fun and sexy for them BOTH. 

Hazel is almost making the threesome a pre-condition for the marriage.  She should get married to Tarik first, then worry about bringing in a woman.

[OoogleEyes]

Hazel looks like she could cut a bitch!

[kacesq]

oh yeah Hazel...you are totally ready for a polyamorous relationship....totally.

[Leilani]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

She should have got herself a 27 year old

This is embarrassing but when I was 39 and going through a phase, I had a bunch of boyfriends, all 26-27 for a couple of years. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I hope they've saved the meet up with Harris for the end.

[Mrs. Hanson]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The Progressive ad about acting like your parents makes me laugh and I’ve seen it a thousand times.

I want a sign that says "No fussing, no cussing and no backtalking" Now.

[Gobi]

Im struggling to follow Tariq's logic here.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why doesn’t Hazel just say SHE wants a girlfriend, not a thrupple? She obviously doesn’t want to share Tarik.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hmmm, why do I have a nagging feeling that this phone call with Minty didn’t exactly happen organically.

[Twopper]

Just now, Leilani said:

This is embarrassing but when I was 39 and going through a phase, I had a bunch of boyfriends, all 26-27 for a couple of years. 

but you weren't already a grandmother and had a son their age or younger.  And probably hadn't been married 3 times before.

[Mr. Miner]

I’d send Hazel packing.

[Leilani]

Minty is more mature, I like her.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Leilani said:

This is embarrassing but when I was 39 and going through a phase, I had a bunch of boyfriends, all 26-27 for a couple of years. 

Get it girl! The difference is these women are late 40's and early 50's expecting to marry these men. I have been with my boyfriend for over 12 years and he is reaching his late 50's (he is older than me),  there may come a day I may be slipping Viagra into his food or looking for a 27 year old (HA I kid...I kid)

[TazDevil]

How is Minty going to help them find a girl??  What is her area of expertise in this?

OH, wait, "why not me".  I get it now.

Also, this is all fake.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Hazel is almost making the threesome a pre-condition for the marriage.  She should get married to Tarik first, then worry about bringing in a woman.

Right? Where's the fire? 

[tvrox]

44 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

The store is “Celebrity Bridal Boutique.” I’m dying to know what celebrities are buying wedding gowns in Dumpwater, Virginia. Famous hometown of the man who met Andy Griffith.

Julia is the biggest celebrity that has ever been in that shop, I"m sure. 

[kacesq]

Kinda siding with Hazel here...Minty seems underhanded somehow.

[Grifter Lives]

So, Tarek broke up with Hazel at some point.  We never heard that on Pillow Talk or any other iteration.  They are really trying to scrape up some storyline to make these people interesting.  It's not working.

[Hotel Snarker]

There you go. At least Minty is attracted to Tarik. He should have chose her.

[Frozendiva]

Hazel, why didn't you try for a temporary foreign worker type visa?

[kacesq]

Lord like Tarik is such a prize for Hazel to have won...

[Leilani]

These people have no idea with an open relationship is. They're the equivalent of vegetarians who eat fish and burgers.

[Mr. Miner]

That’s not jealousy, Hazel’s just worried about her young son at home.

[renatae]

9 minutes ago, greekmom said:

OMG. Rebecca is throwing a hissy fit about getting married at the courthouse.

Seriously. No one gives a shit Rebecca. Just do it and then worry about a party AFTER freaking covid.

My pet peeve - "'We need/want to get married'" BUT I won't do it unless I can have my big party!"  Sheesshe, get married, have party later - what is the big deal? You've been married at least twice already, Rebecca.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stephanie accidentally stumbles onto Harris’ dick in 3.......2.....1

[Gobi]

Some sexual Harrisment coming up!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

There you go. At least Minty is attracted to Tarik. He should have chose her.

If Minty waits for 3 years and a day, she might get her chance.

[Bees52]

Well, that was fun. Let's ask our ex, who doesn't want to be our ex, how to find our new third.

[Hotel Snarker]

Well, next week looks lit.

[Hangin Out]

What’s with Yaras jackets?  Don’t they have sweaters in Ukraine?  She must have at least twenty jackets in each color.  Things can’t be too bad there.  She has expensive clothes .. all up to date.

[renatae]

Hazel's nuts. She insists on  having an extra girl - but then she's too jealous to deal with it. Looks like she's getting ready to dump Tarik so she can just be with a girl.

[Armchair Critic]

OMG "Harris will you stay with me the next 3 or 4 nights?" LMAO she is going to get some D if it kills her!

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Leilani said:

This is embarrassing but when I was 39 and going through a phase, I had a bunch of boyfriends, all 26-27 for a couple of years. 

I don’t think that’s too bad of an age gap. You weren’t spending your life savings on foreign love rats 🙂

[TazDevil]

SPRINKLES!!!

[magemaud]

Stephanie has a Skeletor face 

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Julia is the biggest celebrity that has ever been in that shop, I"m sure. 

Drat, I was really hoping she would end up here.  https://www.amandastouch.com/

My daughter bought hers there.  It is really nice, but maybe a little too far to travel during pandemic days.

[Auntie Anxiety]

🎶🎶French vanilla, rocky road, chocolate, peanut butter, cookie dough🎶🎶🎶

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Well, next week looks lit.

Did we say that last week, though?  I feel like we get tricked every week thinking the next week is when something is going to happen and it not be boring.

Edited March 1, 2021 by TazDevil

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Kinda siding with Hazel here...Minty seems underhanded somehow.

Agree. She wants Tarik for herself and is not shy about it.

[Doublemint]

Stephanie looks really old and foolish.  She wants Harris to stay 3 or 4 DAYS - I thought she wanted to "talk to a friend" (Her words).   Gross.

It's a looooong boring night!

[renatae]

9 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Oh, it’s Tarzzzzzzzzzel. Now I want some spicy Thai noodles and a mint julep.

I just found an advertisement in my fortune cookie!

[LennieBriscoe]

Love the Geico "Scoop! Shakalaka, Shakalaka!" commercial! 

Do not like most of these affianced!

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

"Harris will you stay with me the next 3 or 4 nights?"

Or until I run out of “rubbers,” whichever comes first 

[Pepper Mostly]

Stephanie is thirsty as FUCK. Harris is hoping for some fly watches. 

[Leilani]

Rebecca has been married three times and Natalie has been married twice and both out here acting like they're young blushing brides like Julia and Yara.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Stephanie has a Skeletor face 

I saw a clip of her on our local morning show from a few years ago. I guess the saying "you choose your face or your ass when you get older" is true because she was a few pounds heavier then and her face looked so much better with a little more fullness to it.

[kacesq]

Stephanie ....those earrings are...a choice.

”comforted”

[Leilani]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Stephanie is thirsty as FUCK. Harris is hoping for some fly watches. 

Harris hoping for some watches that don't come with a case that Stephanie picked up at the swap meet even thought I think even the swap meet has cases for sunglasses and watches.

Edited March 1, 2021 by Leilani

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh, I'm waiting for this! The great meetup with Harris!

[mmecorday]

Gawd, if I used that Weight Watchers "what's in your fridge" app to make a meal from what's in my refrigerator, I'd be eating something made primarily of salad dressing, mayonnaise, wilted lettuce and cheese. I'm a cook, but I usually go grocery shopping on Wednesdays when I'm off and the supermarket circulars are in the paper. Hello, how are you? I'm old!