90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[My Girls]

Kalani's dress looks like an old nightie I have.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

Wow, what great advice.  Lie to your husband about child care, yikes!

And finances.  Does Libby give Andrrrrei part of her allowance from Chuck that he wouldn't know about their moneystream?

[DragonFlyzz]

Just now, mmecorday said:

"I have a nanny. Her name is Fran. She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan."

I think I know her.  She used to work in a bridal shop in Flushing didn’t she?

[Suzywriter]

1. You need a nanny for one baby? 
2. Whatever they are doing, it's not yoga. It's like, infomercial yoga download.

[Bees52]

Libby does need childcare, but to just sneak someone in when Andrei isn't around. Not a good idea, not with that hothead.

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

AMEN! I want to see someone waiting outside for their package so it won't get stolen .

Or shoveling a two foot snow drift to get to the car.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Omissions are lies

This storyline is dumb.

I keep trying to type a post but then I just go "meh, these two are so boring I can't even muster up the energy to snark".

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kalani should have gone out to Vegas to get advice from DUI lawyer.

[LEILANI2]

Kalani's top choices  are all made from the same Simplicity design.

[greekmom]

I can't say this enough. Why do these women want to marry and bring over their vacation fucks?!?!

[Hotel Snarker]

Would it really hurt Kalani to wear a bra or some boob supporting garment?

[Gobi]

Simon Pegg is a lawyer in Utah now?

[brillia79]

I don’t co-sign loans for anyone and I don’t co-sign spouses either.

Not ever.

[kacesq]

Is that true? Trump made it lifetime? 

[Doublemint]

Hi Lo - ...   does anyone remember the Hi-Los?   What a wonderful vocal group.

[RichiesOlderBro]

You mean those papers I signed were important?

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, DragonFlyzz said:

I think I know her.  She used to work in a bridal shop in Flushing didn’t she?

Her boyfriend kicked her out in of those crushing scenes. What was she to do, where was she to go, she was out on her fanny!

[Frozendiva]

So the former guy passed a new law that you are responsible for the fiance for life? Dumb.

[TazDevil]

Low just perked up at the "until he dies" thing.  Low's like "that can be arranged..."

[Hotel Snarker]

"I don't believe in miracles" - but she believes in a man who lives in the sky that had a son of a virgin birth who performed them.

[kacesq]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Would it really hurt Kalani to wear a bra or some boob supporting garment?

Yes because she thinks her boobs are amazing and need to fly free for our admiration.

[mmecorday]

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I AM SO BLOODY BORED! No one cares about Libby and Anddddrrrreeeeiii.

I KNOW! I'm sitting here thinking about what we're having for our Memorial Day picnic tomorrow.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Who shakes hands during a pandemic?  While wearing masks? 

Daddy Low is going to hit the roof when he finds out divorce means support forever for Asuelu.     Good thing Low is phoning in.    Lawyer shouldn't have mentioned "unless he dies" part.   The lawyer left a few possibilities out.  

All Kalani has to do is give Asuelu a one way ticket to Samoa, and that will fix everything.  Or Low can dig a big hole out in the desert, and take Asuelu for a one way picnic trip. 

Edited May 31, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Hotel Snarker]

“...or he dies.” ASUELU WATCH OUT!!!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Is that true? Trump made it lifetime? 

I would like to know as well.

[GrammyPammy]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

 

Kalani's top choices  are all made from the same Simplicity design

 

Little House on the Utah Prairie

[DragonFlyzz]

How do they make that retroactive?  That should only apply for sponsorship going forward.

[Pepper Mostly]

WHAT ROMANCE? You've held him in contempt from day one! I have never ever seen Kalani show any affection for her husband. 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Would it really hurt Kalani to wear a bra or some boob supporting garment?

Maybe some kind of truss designed by Eiffel. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Simon Pegg is a lawyer in Utah now?

No, but he plays one on TV

[OneGuy]

Trump was very concerned with Samoan immigrants.

[kacesq]

I can’t be the only one who wants to grab a scissor and snip off Low’s braid...

[brillia79]

Kahlani, you were so sure you weren’t gonna get divorced from a pouty man-baby who you can’t stand?

Yeah, fuckin’ right!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Conscientious of? Holy cow. This lawyer sucks.

[hookedontv]

What’s best for the kids? Two happy parents - whether they are together or not. 
 

Kids don’t need to be around all the fighting and bickering and anger.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Would it really hurt Kalani to wear a bra or some boob supporting garment?

I don’t know what they are using for these sleeveless tops.  Good strapless bras for large bosoms require major boning and construction and aren’t comfortable.  Kalani is not in dept store sizes, she needs a Molly specialty store.

[Armchair Critic]

Ugh Low don't encourage her to stay with that mental midget.

[magemaud]

I am totally distracted by Jenn’s lazy eye. 

[Floatingbison]

BISON emergency!!!! Mrs. FB just ran through Chez Bison yelling that a skunk is eating the cilantro on the front walkway!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, DragonFlyzz said:

How do they make that retroactive?  That should only apply for sponsorship going forward.

Yeah, should start 2021 or 2022.

[greekmom]

Who's in for You, Me and My Ex.

And why isn't Micheal, Julianna and whatshername in it?

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

So the former guy passed a new law that you are responsible for the fiance for life? Dumb.

The income was also changed to $60k.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Low just perked up at the "until he dies" thing.  Low's like "that can be arranged..."

Oh, the wheels are turning. I'm sure he's already running "tragic accident" scenarios in his head. I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't the first time, either. 

[Hotel Snarker]

They’re taking it too far with You, Me, and My Ex.

I’m still going to watch the premiere to see how far I can go though.

[hookedontv]

Just now, magemaud said:

 

I am totally distracted by Jenn’s lazy eye. 

 

I applaud you for this screenshot-that takes skill. 
Ive been distracted by that eye since day one. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

At least Kalani is admitting that her plan to get laid by Assholeu while she was on vacation sucked. So there’s that.

[LEILANI2]

Kalani waited 30 years to give up her virginity to a man who is developmentally challenged so she can feel superior and then spend the rest of her life putting him down and humiliating him. 

[Pepper Mostly]

18 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

The first time I went into IKEA I could not find my way out of the store.  LOL!

Just follow the arrows!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, the wheels are turning. I'm sure he's already running "tragic accident" scenarios in his head. I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't the first time, either. 

Lot of fatal accidents on the golf course, or so I hear.

[TazDevil]

Just now, greekmom said:

Who's in for You, Me and My Ex.

And why isn't Micheal, Julianna and whatshername in it?

I'm down.  At least the first few episodes to see if it meets my high standards for tv shows that I'll watch.

SPOILER:  my standards are not high at all