90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Grifter Lives]

Why is Brandon still in his work uniform?

Ron's about to kill them, if Brandon doesn't tell them the result.

[For Cereals]

No Brandon, you don’t like condoms...

[Pepper Mostly]

Brandon is a terrible, no good, awful person. 

Jesus, this couldn't wait until breakfast? 

 

[seasons]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

 

Heart reference around 0:30 seconds.

Whole clip is great. Movie surprisingly pretty good if you keep plot expectations on low side. 

Melissa McCarthy is hilarious.

These days I look for funny clips more and more. 

 

Back to 2021: Father Brandon scares me. 

Why fuck around with the test results? So immature.

[OldButHappy]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is this riveting TV or what? Waiting to see the pee stick results. Golden age of television.

It's better on mute, listening to a science podcast, and snarking here.

The actual dialog adds very little to the watching experience.

[hookedontv]

What a cringy conversation! 

[kacesq]

This is one fucked up family. I would never lie to my parents about pregnancy as a “joke.”

[For Cereals]

Fuck off Ron

[Angry Moldovan]

Daddy Brandon is ready to smack someone around

[seasons]

1 minute ago, seasons said:

 

 

 

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[Pepper Mostly]

Ron's gonna stroke out any minute.

[sainte-chapelle]

Wow daddy seems....crazy

[greekmom]

I know how Ron and Betty will be celebrating the news this weekend 😉

[Armchair Critic]

Brandon and his family's acting is terrible, TLC needs better scripts.

[seasons]

1 minute ago, seasons said:

Heart reference around 0:30 seconds.

Whole clip is great. Movie surprisingly pretty good if you keep plot expectations on low side. 

Melissa McCarthy is hilarious.

These days I look for funny clips more and more. 

 

Back to 2021: Father Brandon scares me. 

Why fuck around with the test results? So immature.

 

Edited February 22, 2021 by seasons

[Hotel Snarker]

It’s so toxic when men say they don’t like condoms but expect women to literally ALTER their body to not get pregnant. Like bro, take responsibility.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

If you don’t like being scared Brandon, YOU wear a condom.

He's pleased to be at the conception, but nothing else.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Today's episode taught us about lubrication, condoms, pregnancy tests, etc...  very enlightening!

TLC, The Learning Channel.

[Grifter Lives]

Brandon's father: "You're not pregnant.  You better keep it that way."  

[hookedontv]

How can there be 17 minutes left? Was this episode 4 hours? 

[kacesq]

Oh those little scamps! That wouldn’t be my reaction.

God not more Mike and Natalee. I’m so bored by them.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Today’s show is brought to you by the words condom and pregnancy test. 

And Phexxi! 

[Meowwww]

Just now, hookedontv said:

How can there be 17 minutes left? Was this episode 4 hours? 

Yes.  Ugh. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Natalie whines about the ring in 3...2....1

[Floatingbison]

They're on the North Shore of Washington, the Strait of Juan de Fuca. 

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

This is one fucked up family. I would never lie to my parents about pregnancy as a “joke.”

Pregnancy Test Jokes - another subplot also in the Non Jovi & Yara story

[For Cereals]

Just now, greekmom said:

I know how Ron and Betty will be celebrating the news this weekend 😉

Hot tub therapy?  Swinging...on the porch he he he

[hookedontv]

For two people that don’t communicate they sure talk about communication all day long. 

[greekmom]

I'm curious if these two are having sex.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Brandon's father: "You're not pregnant.  You better keep it that way."  

He’s a frightening swinger

[OldButHappy]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

How can there be 17 minutes left? Was this episode 4 hours? 

It only feels like 4 hours.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I know how Ron and Betty will be celebrating the news this weekend 😉

By swinging with others without condoms bc Betty can’t get pregnant anymore. Yuck. I just skeeved myself out. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Natalie, your heart is telling you he’s not the one. LISTEN.

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

There are 500 kinds of birth control.

Condoms and foam, even.   That was my obgyn's suggestion in the Middle Ages when I got too old for the pill.

Unfortunately, when he said that I kept singing it to the Gordon Lightfoot song "Cobwebs and Dust."   Every time Ma Brandon mentions birth control or Stephani mentions the glo-in the dark ones,  I keep hearing "Condoms and foam"  over and over in my poor brain.   Help!!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, here’s a thing called a hairbrush.

[Meowwww]

Mike is so done.  So am I. 

[Bees52]

So, the negative result was only believable if Julia said it?

Hmm... not much trust there, Brandon. Get a place for you and Julia, ASAP.

[hookedontv]

Maybe Natalie could wear Stephanie’s family heirloom ring for safe keeping. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, hookedontv said:

For two people that don’t communicate they sure talk about communication all day long. 

Reminds me of that old Tom Lehrer bit. "I feel that if they can't communicate the very least they can do is to shut up".

[mamadrama]

Julia's met these people before...right? Because I'm getting a M Night Shyamalan THE VISIT feel. 

[Zombness]

Natalie, the only thing you care about is the damn ring and I agree with Mike on this one, you gave it back.

[kacesq]

Natalie and the fucking ring, maybe next time don’t throw it back at him while starring in your own drama.

and Mike why the hell is she here if you’re not marrying her? 

[mmecorday]

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I assume they sell condoms in Dinwiddie?  Come on, folks, you’re too old for this crap.  

I'm pretty sure they sell them in The Big Easy too.

[sainte-chapelle]

Natalie and Mike are a bad match...period. She just feels it is too late to start again so is clinging to Mike. 

[Floatingbison]

This isn't love.  He's torturing her.  This is complete bullshit.

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[Eldemarge]

"Just move past it!" says Mike.  "I'm not giving you the ring back yet...you shouldn't have took it off."    HYPOCRITE BULLSHIT.

[tvrox]

38 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Late to the party but Nat is angry again. Nothing new

Glad you here! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OldButHappy said:

It only feels like 4 hours.

Dog years.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Twopper said:

Condoms and foam, even.   That was my obgyn's suggestion in the Middle Ages when I got too old for the pill.

Unfortunately, when he said that I kept singing it to the Gordon Lightfoot song "Cobwebs and Dust."   Every time Ma Brandon mentions birth control or Stephani mentions the glo-in the dark ones,  I keep hearing "Condoms and foam"  over and over in my poor brain.   Help!!!!

Find them some sponges

[Gobi]

This is like a classic Russian novel, except not good.