90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Stephanie's ring theft accusation against Ryan was borderline racist.

Borderline? 

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

This goddamn Juvederm commercial will be seared into my brain for the rest of my life.  “You’ve got to . . .  

. . . WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT.”

Its times like these that I really miss Sgt. Baker. 

[Straycat80]

But didn’t Natalie tell Mike she didn’t love him when he came to see her in Ukraine? Karma. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Don't know if that was a purposeful typo, but it works 🙂

It’s always a typo, but hey it works lol

[hookedontv]

Oh this stupid story about the non cheating sleepover with the best friend who is a gal. FFS Natalie. 

[Floatingbison]

Natalie looks bad from some angles, including straight on.  There is something wrong with the symmetry of her face.

[LucyEth]

Go home Natalie he is not worth the work.  He doesn’t love you.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sharp really lucked out with the Zoom therapist. So much cheaper.

[TazDevil]

Nice professional Zoom background for this new therapist.

[Mercolleen]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Like the Father-in-Law in Forget Paris, reading all the billboards they pass.  Brandon's way of making conversation.

I think of that character sometimes when I realize I am doing the same thing ... 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

She's looking for bunny recipes.

Caught some of the Stanley Tucci Italy show yesterday. Looking for bunnies for dinner.

[tvrox]

12 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m liking your priorities 

Hopefully the home work is for a psychology class and you can use this show as an example! 

[VioletNevermind]

Oh, Natalie, for God’s sake.  Just go home.  This is nuts.  

[Hotel Snarker]

There is a difference between “We aren’t in love right now.” and “Michael doesn’t love me.”

[greekmom]

Interesting we are just finding out:

1. That Mike previously lived with that woman he had a sleep over with.

2. That Mike won't give Natalie a response about if he and that woman dated in the past or were just roomies.

3. He was half naked and stoned.

Damn. Mike is really a big shit huh?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Borderline? 

Its times like these that I really miss Sgt. Baker. 

Our basement flooded last week. Thank Xenu for Sgt Baker and USAA

[nytonc]

Stephanie is a real psycho! What did she hope to accomplish by telling Ryan what the psychic said?

[kacesq]

Good evening fellow snarkers! Late to the festivities tonite....trying to adopt a second pooch, dealing with an elderly cranky parent...

hope the show isn’t too boring tonite...is Natalie talking to a therapist or a psychic?

[hookedontv]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Natalie looks bad from some angles, including straight on.  There is something wrong with the symmetry of her face.

Natalie looks bad.

Fixed it. 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Borderline? 

Its times like these that I really miss Sgt. Baker. 

I miss the Chivas Regal guy who gets hammered with his mom from about a month ago.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Can’t they find another storyline? This phony cheating bullshit is so stoopid.

[Zombness]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

As a menopausal old broad, I can verify that the old, shriveled, HGC-swilling mess on that screen has something far more serious that a few sideways hormones. Not even during my worst hot flash was I slurring and chasing a replica of Jafar from Aladdin.

 I was a menopausal old broad too...........and yes you are right there is more to it than menopause.    Menopause has affected her brain cells.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

"All new 'Sister Wives,' same old tired story."

The Browns rent some trucks. Christine is adorably ditsy. Robyn cries. Meri is distant and has "fillings". Did you know she was catfished, by the way? Everyone hates each other and if they never saw each other again it would be too soon. 

[Armchair Critic]

Mike was "half naked...stoned". 😂 Sleeping on the couch. LMAO

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh, we finally hear why Natalie doesn't trust Michael.

So we don't actually know he cheated on her. She's just assuming he did.

[mmecorday]

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This goddamn Juvederm commercial will be seared into my brain for the rest of my life.  “You’ve got to . . .  

. . . WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT.”

I am just grateful when a non-Discovery+ ad airs.

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sharp really lucked out with the Zoom therapist. So much cheaper.

I keep asking myself, "Does Mike's insurance cover this, since they're not married?"

[tvrox]

13 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Thanks for the concern, guys!  The power is back after losing it for three days and I have hot water again.  I lucked out and had no busted pipes.  The most damage that was done was to my outside plants.  The stores have been picked clean so I can't get groceries (the stores look WORSE and more empty now than when the lockdown started!), but a friend of mine cooked me some bulk meals yesterday.   I guess this was a good thing in the long run, because now I'm going to make SURE I am prepared for the next disaster.  Maybe I'll try to replace some windows so I can get a bit more insulation in my house!   I'm vowing to be a better homeowner in the future.   And the best news is that my father, who lives here and is in Assisted Living, is doing just fine and they didn't even lose power!  I was more worried about him than myself.

So glad to hear all this! Hope you can get groceries soon. 

[hisbunkie]

Just now, TazDevil said:

Nice professional Zoom background for this new therapist.

Is it a licensed therapist or a “Ms Cleo”type of therapist?

[JennyMominFL]

7 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

OMG I need to see this! Can I have a link?

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeFg2bsa/

[nytonc]

When all else fails, Natalie drags out the sleepover before the wedding. So last season. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yara is much too high maintenance for Novi.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, mmecorday said:

I am just grateful when a non-Discovery+ ad airs.

Same! I'm tired of hearing Discovery+ blah, blah, blah... every commercial break.

[Gobi]

Just now, mmecorday said:

I am just grateful when a non-Discovery+ ad airs.

I yearn for the days of princess toast.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I miss the Chivas Regal guy who gets hammered with his mom from about a month ago.

Ahem. Crown Royal. It was cute that he brought his mom some hooch. 

[Eldemarge]

Jovi really thinks he's hot shit and the only reason I can think of is he probably makes way more money than anyone in his friend group.  Who cares, he is straight garbage.

[kacesq]

It took whatshername three HOURS to do her makeup? 

[For Cereals]

Do we trust that Mike was stoned and half naked?  Was there a flashback I missed?  This is coming from the same person accusing him of being a drunk and abuser after 1 beer...

[mmecorday]

It took her three hours to put on her makeup? Is she a contestant on "RuPaul's Drag Race?"

[Frozendiva]

Stephanie is just creating her own self fulfilling prophecy. She doesn't need a psychic to tell her she will marry the dude and then he will divorce her. Just look at her own self.

[magemaud]

I was hoping that Natalie would call Ash for relationship advice

[Hotel Snarker]

Yara is so pretty. Why is she with that guy??

[Floatingbison]

Even at my worst, I couldn't have gone to a crawdad boil in the afternoon and drink beers, then a full on party the same night.

[Zombness]

I do agree with Yara the Jovi has serious issues with alcohol.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yara looks like she’s not in her element. Everyone dressed up for the occasion.

[Suzywriter]

12 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Stephanie's ring theft accusation against Ryan was borderline racist.

I thought it was more classist. 
"You are poor. I am not. I expect you to be a thief because you NEED to steal and I don't. See how I don't and you do? I'm better..."

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Same! I'm tired of hearing Discovery+ blah, blah, blah... every commercial break.

Yeah...I already pay for cable.  D+ should be an HBO Max situation.

[VioletNevermind]

Wow, Yara definitely dressed for the occasion.  Everyone else is wearing jeans and button-downs and she’s dressed like she’s going to the opera.  Eh, sort of.  It looks like they made a nice little gathering for them, though.  

[brillia79]

8 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Stephanie's ring theft accusation against Ryan was borderline racist.

Her whole “I own you” schtick crosses the line to from borderline to full blown.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Novi looks like he’s three sheets to the wind already.

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ahem. Crown Royal. It was cute that he brought his mom some hooch. 

That’s Tony , “the guy who’s got it all.” 
 

Factoid: That ad was directed by Spike Lee.