S08.E08: Carlton and Shantel's Story LIVE CHAT

[Kid]

WHO moves to another city with someone they have never met!!!  Can you say codependent????? 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

His weight doesn't bother me....until he rolls over on you.

[Snarkastikate]

1 minute ago, DropTheSoap said:

Can we help?

I'll gladly volunteer for hole digging duty.  But only if we can throw Jazz and the Sister Wives dude in there too. 

[mmecorday]

Tonight is like a crossover with "90-Day Fiance."

[Carboncat]

5 minutes ago, DEG9 said:

at least your priorities are straight. heh

 

Yeah, have the Demos on "record" cold beer and laptop. (Here it is only 5:00).d

Edited February 20, 2020 by Carboncat
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[fonfereksglen]

I'm so confused.

[Brooklynista]

What does this broad's house look like that she was so comfortable plopping down on that nasty ass mattress?

[Psycho Suzy]

This complete stranger is going to Houston with him? He does know this white lady could be a psycho killer right?

[Leilani]

Well at least these two fit in the car and can sit upright, that's something.

[Granny58]

Well, I guess every pot DOES have a lid.

[Ivylady]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? I'm old and fat and arthritic and it takes me ages to do stairs. She was positively spry. 

You'll have to join us on Sundays for 90Day Fiance.

 

It's probably less the going down and more the going back up. When I hurt my knee, going downstairs was fine. Going up? Excruciating. 

[ams1001]

Are these people unaware that it is possible to drive in the dark? That's why cars have headlights, yo.

[PaTatertots]

Just now, DC Gal in VA said:

But where are the (Pa)tatertots!? 😁

Lol, at the store! They were actually on the list, but my little Tots were hooligans and I totally bypassed them for the essentials. 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

On the road again....I just can't wait to eat everything on the road again....

 

Sorry Willie.

[Brooklynista]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Tonight is like a crossover with "90-Day Fiance."

Crossover with Hoarders 

[CringeWatcher]

11 minutes ago, aliya said:

I live by myself and it can be difficult to just be with me sometimes. 😄

Yep, I get annoyed just fighting with my 9 lb dog over the blanket.

[iwasish]

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

How...just how? I even Googled "sex at 500lbs", and still...it just doesn't look like it's happening. 

OH, it’s happening !!!! Every damn show it’s happening!! 

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

Of COURSE he's a gamer.  How about you game yourself around the block a few times instead of eating everything in site.

Hey, games are good for your cardiovascular health if you choose horror shooters that have jump scares. 

[aliya]

Oh, Lordy, Lordy! Internet romance in the middle of a major life change. How can this go wrong?

Not against internet romance in general. My son is marrying a girl he met online (and has actually dated for almost 2 years and sees in person). It's just that there are times to do that and times when other life issues should take precedence. 

[LookABird]

My eating habit this evening is undecided, but I am leaning toward Phish Food ice cream. 🙂

[Leilani]

3 minutes ago, Kid said:

WHO moves to another city with someone they have never met!!!  Can you say codependent????? 

Can you say serial killer or borderline personality?

Edited February 20, 2020 by Leilani

[Caoimhe]

Just now, Leilani said:

Well at least these two fit in the car and can sit upright, that's something.

Huge improvement on Medical-Transport-Joyce.

[Hellga]

Just now, Leilani said:

Well at least these two fit in the car and can sit upright, that's something.

I thought they would have to have a separate (well-padded) U-Haul just for the two of them! 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Just now, Leilani said:

Well at least these two fit in the car and can sit upright, that's something.

Our standards are so low after watching too many of these shows.

I was wondering where the small dog was.  Wonder no longer.

[Kid]

Did I just see a teeny tiny little dog or am I hallucinating?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

This internet girlfriend he's never met in person wants to move to Houston with them? What even?

The fact that she walked into that squalid house and didn't pass out from the stench tells me she's probably somewhat.....lacking.

 

[Callaphera]

Suck it in.

*tries to slam door shut*

Suck it in more!

[7EasyPayments]

THESE PEOPLE ARE DELUSIONAL !!!  it had to be caps  !!

[mmecorday]

Carlton's got Jayne Mansfield boobs!

[Granny58]

The suspension on that car ain't made for that load.

[Chicklet]

That's a clown car.

[Hellga]

2 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

What does this broad's house look like that she was so comfortable plopping down on that nasty ass mattress?

Her sneakers look just as icky... so cleanliness must not be a big priority for her!

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The fact that she walked into that squalid house and didn't pass out from the stench tells me she's probably somewhat.....lacking.

She’ll have to fight for enough food to maintain her weight!  She’s not exactly small.

Edited February 20, 2020 by ThereButFor

[CringeWatcher]

15 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yup. This is our life now. We watch people do revolting things and talk about it to strangers on the internet. 

And it’s my favorite night of the week 😊 (not counting weekends, no offense...)

[MrsRopersCaftan]

Oh, Monica, what the hell are you thinking? What went wrong in your life that you walked into that house to meet a total stranger, saw the horrendous conditions, and thought, “Yeah, I’ll move across the country with these strangers. It’ll all be fine.”

Carlton’s bed is so gross I gag every time they show it. 

[fonfereksglen]

I guess they are leaving at night because they haven't paid the rent the past few months?

Edited February 20, 2020 by fonfereksglen

[Ivylady]

Carlton must be pretty sheltered if he doesn't realize Monica picking up and moving with him without even meeting him is a gigantic red flag. 

[MsVixen]

These people look like they should be auditioning for "Trailer Trash Adventures".

[nytonc]

Damn I’m late again. Took puppy for a walk and he would not poop. This bunch look like real winners! Gonna try to catch up so I can snark in real time. 

[aliya]

6 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said:

Dayum, homegirl has some xxxxxxxxxxxxxxlarge tts herself. I am rather curvy up top (although I’d look like a 12 yr old boy next to her) and sometimes my back hurts a bit from carrying these girls around all day. 

I got a reduction years ago. It was the best thing I ever did for myself. The girls are still perky.

[DropTheSoap]

But is anyone positive for tattoos?

[Leilani]

wow 786 for Carlton, 86 of it in boobs.

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, LookABird said:

My eating habit this evening is undecided, but I am leaning toward Phish Food ice cream. 🙂

Ben and Jerry's is the best!

[Carboncat]

3 minutes ago, iwasish said:

OH, it’s happening !!!! Every damn show it’s happening!! 

Oh, I'm sorry, but "yick.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Psycho Suzy said:

This complete stranger is going to Houston with him? He does know this white lady could be a psycho killer right?

How does she know if they get stuck on the road without access to food for an hour or so, that they won’t start looking at her as their next meal? 

[Chicklet]

We have Hoarders, 90 day fiance, 600 lb life representing so what could possibly be next? Intervention? Who's got the drugs? GF is running from the mob or something- thats why she moved with them.

[88Keys]

1 minute ago, nytonc said:

Damn I’m late again. Took puppy for a walk and he would not poop. This bunch look like real winners! Gonna try to catch up so I can snark in real time. 

I have two 4 year-olds who will not poop, so I feel your pain.  🙂

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, Ivylady said:

Carlton must be pretty sheltered if he doesn't realize Monica picking up and moving with him without even meeting him is a gigantic red flag. 

She's female, apparently over 21, and can fog a mirror. 

Seems like a perfect match.

[LizzyB]

8 minutes ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

Me too.  I look forward to one night per week.  Oh boy am I the epitome of pathetic.

Not pathetic!  I love my Wednesdays with you all.  And I also have a very hectic life that I get to put aside for this time, so it's good all around. 💃

[Snarkastikate]

1 minute ago, MrsRopersCaftan said:

Oh, Monica, what the hell are you thinking? What went wrong in your life that you walked into that house to meet a total stranger, saw the horrendous conditions, and thought, “Yeah, I’ll move across the country with these strangers. It’ll all be fine.”

Carlton’s bed is so gross I gag every time they show it. 

Does she know he takes dumps in a plastic bin lined with garbage bags yet?