S08.E08: Carlton and Shantel's Story LIVE CHAT

[Gbb]

4 minutes ago, ShoePrincess said:

Good evening, Pounders. My eating habit tonight is wine. I had an unusually large lunch, and I’m not hungry. Just thirsty. My first comment ...

Damn, that’s a bodacious set of mobs on Carlton.

And my question is, how does a woman Shantel’s size have sex and give birth? I mean, how does a guy even find the receptacle among all those folds?

 

 

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. 

[Chicklet]

And for the first time in my life I can appropriately exclaim "What about the children??"

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, DropTheSoap said:

Not yet. That usually comes after the first munt of hard work and weight gain while strictly following the body that just doesn't work for them and Dr. Now knows nothing.

And not treating them fairly and being too hard on them. He just doesn't understand. 

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, 88Keys said:

That was discussed upthread.  Apparently there are apparatuses to help with that

One big turkey baster?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Tonight’s winners of the guess the pounditicipants’ weights are <drum roll> @7EasyPayments, @ThereButFor and @Gbb.  @7EasyPayments and @ThereButFor guessed Shantel’s weight as 640, a 2 pound difference!.  @Gbb's guess of 787 was only one pound off of Carlton's mass.  Johnny, tell them what they’ve won!

Johnny: You’ve won an entire shopping bag full of all of McDonald’s treats, your very own Tupperware toilet tub, an extra long washing stick, a map to every fast food drive through for your road trips, profiles on every online dating app, and, as always, the respect and admiration of your fellow Pounders! 

[mmecorday]

The new place is as depressing as the old one!

[iwasish]

5 minutes ago, fonfereksglen said:

Did anyone else hold their breathe when she walked to the scale?

I heard the scale give a pitiful groan. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Carlton has already made himself at home I see. There's trash and garbage and all the homey little touches that make him happy. 

[ams1001]

Taking Thanksgiving off... (for the kids...because they deserve a feast)

Edited February 20, 2020 by ams1001

[Ivylady]

Oh no, a cheat day! Don't do it! 

Of course, it's for the kids. 🙄😬

[Caoimhe]

Just now, ams1001 said:

Taking Thanksgiving off...

But The Children!!  You can’t deprive them of the holiday just because of the diet.

[WonTon]

Thanksgiving off......until Christmas of course.

[Hellga]

I really can't blame them for taking a diet holiday on Thanksgiving...  I would have too.

[DC Gal in VA]

Heh heh , I wanna see their versions of "small" portions.

[Kid]

Blame the kids.  

[DropTheSoap]

One day off = 50 lb monthly gain.

[Callaphera]

That itty bitty turkey is an appetizer for one of them. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, they've been on the diet for two weeks and they're "giving themselves a day off" already?? Somehow I do not foresee success for these two lard piles. 

[umgoblue]

Here we go..."we are giving ourselves one day off...the kids shouldn't have to suffer with us {eyeroll}.

Bingo yet, anyone?

[CringeWatcher]

4 minutes ago, Hellga said:

638 for Shantel and 786 for Carlton.  That's over 1400 lb for the two of them!  Ten people in two!

The amount they need to *lose* is more than me, my parents, my brother, and my sisters, and all our dogs, combined. 

[DEG9]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Taking Thanksgiving off...

ah, yes. A day devoted to stuffing ones face until you are comatose is definitely going to help with your weight loss goals. Not.

[Leilani]

3 minutes ago, 88Keys said:

She also carries the weight well, in a way.  I mean, it's evenly distributed.  She doesn't have huge legs or butt wings or anything like that.  I probably would have guessed her weight a bit lower than it was.

Butt wings or prolapsed vaginas 🤣🤣

[WonTon]

Their kids are sure cute!

[umgoblue]

Do not bring God into this messiness...

[Caoimhe]

Neither looks any smaller to me.

[Ivylady]

They don't look like they've lost 10 pounds between them. 

[sagittarius sue]

That turkey looked good!

[Wollstonecraft]

They always need a cheat day.

[Callaphera]

The post production "blur person" on this series needs an Edible Arrangement or something for all his hard work. 

[Ivylady]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

That turkey looked good!

It really did! 

[Pepper Mostly]

He's only lost 12 pounds? One good shit would do that much. 

[88Keys]

Honestly, they could eat a little turkey and green beans and maybe a roll and still be OK.  But I know they won't stop there.

"We ate the foods we thought were healthy."  Not "we stuck to Dr. Now's diet."  Oy.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Were they shoving chunks of butter into the rolls they were baking?

Carlton, month 1-- 786, month 2-- 771, down 15 lbs.

Shantel, month 1--638, month 2--632, down 6 lbs.  

So mom, and the brother stayed behind in Columbus?   I hope they moved out the next day, into an undisclosed location.    

Tell me it's not therapy time, with Lola. 

Edited February 20, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Ivylady]

I was close. They lost 21 pounds between them. 🤦🏾‍♀️

[ams1001]

"foods we thought were healthy"

[suev33 3]

Thanksgiving is hard. Every year I say I will watch my portion, yet every year my plate ends up piled high!  And yes , i need to lose about 40-50 lbs😒

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, CringeWatcher said:

The amount they need to *lose* is more than me, my parents, my brother, and my sisters, and all our dogs, combined. 

Are they small dogs?

[WonTon]

Thanksgiving must have been three weeks long.

[DC Gal in VA]

Well, that was some day week's off! 😁

[Hellga]

Measly 15 pounds loss for Carlton.  But at least he didn't gain!

Shantel only lost 6.  

But she said "ate foods we thought were healthy"  How about you eat what's on the paper given to you, you obviously suck at estimating "healthy"!

[Chicklet]

And now the festival of excuses.

[Callaphera]

"I don't understand this. We both want it!"

Er, wanting and doing aren't the same thing, darling.

[7EasyPayments]

Carlton 15 pounds is just a dump for you, a small dump. 😂

[umgoblue]

Is Carlton's weight as such that his arms are to short to comb his FN hair?!?!  WTF

[Suzywriter]

Ok, the Thanksgiving prayer was pretty admirable. 

[SunnyBeBe]

2 minutes ago, Hellga said:

I really can't blame them for taking a diet holiday on Thanksgiving...  I would have too.

I don’t think their problem is Thanksgiving dinner.....

[Leilani]

I'm impressed they only have one turkey for all of them, and not a turkey for each of them.

[Kid]

They don’t know what happened. What happened is they didn’t follow the diet!!

[Pepper Mostly]

"Y'all settling in to Houston all right?"

"Yes, we've learned where all the Popeye's and Taco Bells are"

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, ThereButFor said:

Neither looks any smaller to me.

They really aren't.