S08.E07: Joyce's Story LIVE CHAT

[gameshowjunkie]

Just now, chickenella said:

Will they be stopping for fast food along the way? 🍟🍔

I'm surprised they haven't already. It's been a full hour!

[LizzyB]

4 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

I will die right now if they ambulance people slip on the ice and Joyce slides down the driveway like a whale on an iceberg.

OMG!  I just lost it laughing out loud, alone on my couch. 😂

[nytonc]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hahahahaha! I've done four--and I think we're accumulating enough for another!

I think Dawn is broke. She lives with Joyce, and she's paid to take care of her. She probably can't afford a place of her own. 

Or Delta Dawn. 

Delta Dawn, what's that pizza you have on? 

Thanks. I’ll have Delta Dawn in my head for the next week lol

[Snarkastikate]

1 minute ago, Hana Chan said:

Oh poor baby! She's in pain from laying on a stretcher for five minutes! How can she endure such torture?

She said that before they were out of the driveway.   Wowza she's really dependent on that friend, does that friend have a life other than Joyce?   OMG please say yes. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, suev33 3 said:

Shes getting paid by her

How the heck much could make you put your life on hold and live with a demanding puddle? 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, 88Keys said:

What up, Pounders?  Late to this party, and I don't know if I will make it through.  I'm dealing with an infected tooth and I have no energy whatsoever.  My eating habit is a turkey and pastrami wrap and a few carrots.  I may make some hot tea later.  

This looks like it will be a rough slog.

Ouch. Take care of yourself. A bad tooth is such misery!

[Carboncat]

4 minutes ago, Jeeves said:

I don't know. This is medical transport. Not sure these guys who are driving her, will be dancing to that tune.

That's why she doesn't know if she can take/make it.

[materialgirl101]

2 minutes ago, chickenella said:

Will they be stopping for fast food along the way? 🍟🍔

that is why she needs Dawn following close behind. 

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

How the heck much could make you put your life on hold and live with a demanding puddle? 

Demanding Puddle is my new band name.

[88Keys]

3 minutes ago, Hellga said:

 

My hotel room is possessed, it's already 83 degrees and it won't stop blowing heat.  I have opened a window but I hope maintenance gets here soon!  I had the same problem on Monday, they were supposed to have fixed it - last night was OK - but it's back with a vengeance.  Not what I would expect from a 4-star hotel, not at all!

They should move you to another room if they can't fix the heat.

 

[LizzyB]

5 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

I probably missed this but did they say on the show why Joyce's mother was younger than Joyce?

Lasagna will age ya, if you eat enough of it!

[Minivanessa]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

How the heck much could make you put your life on hold and live with a demanding puddle? 

"Demanding puddle" is my new favorite phrase. Brilliant! 👏

[CringeWatcher]

I want to punch Melissa Gorga right in the mouth.

[Callaphera]

3 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Mr. Poetic wants to know if the ambulance guys will go to the drive thru for her

That's why she wanted to know where Dawn was: I bet the plan was for the medical transpo guys to lower the window so Dawn could pitch the bag of food from one vehicle to the other while driving. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I loved the transport guy at the front of the gurney saying, "Don't push!!" with a bit of panic in his voice.  I'm sure he was imagining dying under 700+ lbs of rolling Joyce.

[Hana Chan]

Okay... I'm going to guess that Joyce is at least 650lbs when they weigh her. I wish I knew how tall she was so I could make a better guess.

Nice of Dr. Now to wait for her at the hospital. He has no idea of what is coming his way.

[Chicklet]

Dr. Now sort of resembles a little penquin as he waddles out to the ambulance bay.

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

I will die right now if they ambulance people slip on the ice and Joyce slides down the driveway like a whale on an iceberg.

I laughed very loudly at this. In fact I'm still laughing. The mental picture it conjures up will make me snort at random moments for days to come. 

[SunnyBeBe]

I bet Joyce’ friend had the goody bag.

Edited February 13, 2020 by SunnyBeBe

[Hellga]

I bet on getting her admitted and put on enforced diet!

[Ivylady]

At least Dr. Now is ready to go. She's gonna spend a couple months in the hospital, easy. 

[7EasyPayments]

10 minutes ago, Wanda said:

Dawn is an “unusual” friend. I’m a loyal person who does anything for my friends, but I have limits. Is dawn secretly in love with Joyce? Or fleeing the mob?

Meeing the flob  !!!! 🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

Ooooh, almost forgot, weight guess! I think she's 714. 

[LizzyB]

5 minutes ago, gameshowjunkie said:

Run for it, Dawn!

Yeah.."I used GPS."  Okay, Dawn.  Sure thing. 😉

[mmecorday]

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I bet on getting her admitted and put on enforced diet!

Ahem. An abusive diet, doncha know.

[babyhouseman]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I loved the transport guy at the front of the gurney saying, "Don't push!!" with a bit of panic in his voice.  I'm sure he was imagining dying under 700+ lbs of rolling Joyce.

How did he die?

He was a hero who got squashed trying to help a fat woman.

[Carboncat]

Another Dr. Now delivery to the hospital loading dock.

[diet7up]

My weight

guess is 707 lbs.  

[peaceknit]

"I don't feel secure", while she is strapped onto the gurney.

[Caoimhe]

Yeah, I still think over 750 and there’s no way she is leaving the hospital.  Will Dawn sneak any goodies in?

[Guest]

LOOK OUT HOUSTON GENERAL! Joyce's bowels are gonna explode!

[Ivylady]

She's such a whiny thing, too. "I don't feel secure, guys." 

I don't believe for a second she hasn't relieved herself on a pee pad/in an adult diaper. 

[aliya]

1 minute ago, Hana Chan said:

Nice of Dr. Now to wait for her at the hospital. He has no idea of what is coming his way.

I'm pretty sure he's been down this road before.

[88Keys]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

How the heck much could make you put your life on hold and live with a demanding puddle? 

Not enough money in the world, my friend.

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ouch. Take care of yourself. A bad tooth is such misery!

Thank you.  I've been on antibiotic for 2 days so it's feeling better, but I just feel like I have about as much energy as Joyce here (which is none).  Tomorrow I get to find out if I need a root canal or not.  

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Jeeves said:

"Demanding puddle" is my new favorite phrase. Brilliant! 👏

I'm calling it right now for my band name. Back off bitches.

[7EasyPayments]

She hasn't used the bathroom all CENTURY !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Carboncat]

I say 678

[SunnyBeBe]

Drum roll for the weight....I’m not even guessing.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Her face is more oddly shaped than Lupe's

[Donut Bear]

Her legs look like sticks.  How is that possible?

[88Keys]

I'm guessing...747.  

[Callaphera]

In the most unpanicked voice ever: "I'm falling."

Me: "I'd fucking pay to see what happens if you do."

[Hellga]

She really does look like a beached whale.  Or more like a whale sucked in by a giant water spout turned tornado and dropped on a flat rock from 30,000 feet...

[MsVixen]

Anybody else notice Joyce's nails?  They look pretty good but I guess if you aren't doing anything, one's nails can be in good condition.

[Chicklet]

Residual pain from being in pain for so long? That's a new one.

She really looks like Jabba the Hut.

[OoogleEyes]

My weight guess 759

[Concerned]

Bet her bmi is over 100.

[mmecorday]

Damn! Dr. Now throwin' all kinds of shade.

[umgoblue]

702

[PaTatertots]

Hasn't used the bathroom all day? I would have exploded.