S08.E07: Joyce's Story LIVE CHAT

[FormeryHeavyJ]

To get out of that chair she will definitely need Mama's prying bar.

[gameshowjunkie]

Just now, chickenella said:

They're gonna have to call the fire department of to get her out of bed. We haven't seen the fire department in a long time on the show

Hot firemen?

[Hana Chan]

Oh dear... we've got a medical transport. Let's all say a little prayer for the stretcher and the transport workers.

[ams1001]

8 minutes ago, gameshowjunkie said:

I guess 760 if she makes it to a scale.

Medical transport a la Dr. Now. I'm guessing it'll go straight to the hospital.

I'm guessing hospital-bed-scale is her only option for being weighed.

[Guest]

I will die right now if they ambulance people slip on the ice and Joyce slides down the driveway like a whale on an iceberg.

[CringeWatcher]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Does Dawn know anyone else? 

 

Probably Ronald, the colonel, the king, Wendy, and Arby. Joyce insisted they become close pals.

[Snarkastikate]

OMG she can't even sit up!  She's a big blobfish with little tiny feet sticking out.  How's that can going to hold her?  These poor guys don't know what they're in for.  

[Carboncat]

3 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

Raisins !!! The Devil's Fruit !!!!!!!!! LOL ENJOY !!!! 😉

Oh god, not RAISINS!

[Wanda]

Get my gasoline panties ready but sitting in that chair, Joyce looks like the Heat Miser from our childhood Christmas shows

[DropTheSoap]

Mom and Aunt look younger than Joyce.

[Jeeves]

Just now, nytonc said:

Here comes the traumatic car ride that will require frequent stops for food cus you know it eases the pain

I don't know. This is medical transport. Not sure these guys who are driving her, will be dancing to that tune.

[Caoimhe]

Joyce is a new low for this season, the other train wrecks were at least slightly mobile!

[MsVixen]

This Bitch got up on her own????  I have no Fucks to give about her condition!

[FormeryHeavyJ]

How many cases of Fabreeze are needed to kill the stench of ass in that chair

[ams1001]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

But you see, she gets angry. 

Whaaah.

[LizzyB]

2 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

She is a ROUGH LOOKING 44!

As my husband says, "That's a hard 44."

[poeticlicensed]

I get that mom feels guilty, but hell, if she dies from overfeeding and mom could have helped by cutting off the food supply, how is she gonna feel then?

[materialgirl101]

The lymphedema needed its own lifter!

[Chicklet]

Can they get her out of the door?

And Gravity takes its toll as she rolls down the driveway lol.

[Suzywriter]

Firefighters from the "B" list. 

Where are the hunks!?

 

[Callaphera]

I was promised hot firemen. I got mediocre "not bad after three beer" firemen. Boo. 

[Snarkastikate]

She has a lymphedema?  Hell she's ALL lymphedema!!  Except for head maybe.  

[FormeryHeavyJ]

1 minute ago, Wanda said:

Get my gasoline panties ready but sitting in that chair, Joyce looks like the Heat Miser from our childhood Christmas shows

 

[SunnyBeBe]

Honestly....I think his is one that borders on abuse by caregivers by over feeding...its way overboard.

Edited February 13, 2020 by SunnyBeBe

[DC Gal in VA]

Aaaaaaand here are our beloved first responders. No, no, no, they don't even get paid enough for stuff like this. Always admire their kindness and professionalism.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Poor Pepper Mostly! These bingo cards are turning into a full time hobby!

Hahahahaha! I've done four--and I think we're accumulating enough for another!

2 minutes ago, Wanda said:

Dawn is an “unusual” friend. I’m a loyal person who does anything for my friends, but I have limits. Is dawn secretly in love with Joyce? Or fleeing the mob?

I think Dawn is broke. She lives with Joyce, and she's paid to take care of her. She probably can't afford a place of her own. 

1 minute ago, babyhouseman said:

Now I have the song Dawn in my head. 

Or Delta Dawn. 

Delta Dawn, what's that pizza you have on? 

[Guest]

I probably missed this but did they say on the show why Joyce's mother was younger than Joyce?

[Kid]

She wants to know what’s going to go wrong.  What’s going to go wrong is that she is not going to follow a 1200 calorie diet.

Edited February 13, 2020 by Kid

[Jeeves]

My eating habit tonight is, so far, a bowl of steamed zucchini, with butter and salt. I ate a good lunch and am not very hungry. There are some almond M&Ms in the pantry calling my name. But during this show I may be able to resist that siren call.

[Caoimhe]

“We’re not pushing”. 🤣🤣🤣

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, materialgirl101 said:

The lymphedema needed its own lifter!

She can't even use it as a table. 

[Gbb]

Hi Pounders! Running late tonight because of the gym. I’m 15 mins behind everyone but OMG this woman!! Are those boils and pustules on her lower belly? And WHAT is going on with her lower leg? It looks like a rotting leg of beef or something. 

Shocked that she can stand. Mom seems like a peach. 🙄

Off to (try to) catch up on comments!

[Hana Chan]

Oh poor baby! She's in pain from laying on a stretcher for five minutes! How can she endure such torture?

[Suzywriter]

I dislike this woman to anger every time I see her lying there with her face melting into her chins.

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

How many cases of Fabreeze are needed to kill the stench of ass in that chair

Kill it with fire.

Or nuke it from outer space. It's the only way to be sure.

[Ivylady]

You've only been on the road an hour. What help do you need? 

[gameshowjunkie]

Run for it, Dawn!

[Chicklet]

She can't do what? She's lying down not doing anything. I already hate this one.

[mmecorday]

Lying down in the back of an ambulance is too much for her and she doesn't think she can do it.

[Hellga]

Well, that's no firefighters but still strong men having to move that blob of a person! 

My eating habit today was a Jr. Whopper and a Cheesecake Factory small greek salad leftover from two nights ago (plus bread and butter left over from that same meal).

My hotel room is possessed, it's already 83 degrees and it won't stop blowing heat.  I have opened a window but I hope maintenance gets here soon!  I had the same problem on Monday, they were supposed to have fixed it - last night was OK - but it's back with a vengeance.  Not what I would expect from a 4-star hotel, not at all!

[ams1001]

What is Dawn supposed to do to help from another car? Isn't that's why she has medical transport? In case she needs help?

[Wanda]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hahahahaha! I've done four--and I think we're accumulating enough for another!

I think Dawn is broke. She lives with Joyce, and she's paid to take care of her. She probably can't afford a place of her own. 

Or Delta Dawn. 

Delta Dawn, what's that pizza you have on? 

You can see I’m obviously not paying total attention. I thought dawn came over in the mornings to take care of her. I didn’t catch that she lives there.

[Callaphera]

Joyce: "I'm so co-dependent on my friend that when I can't spy her out of the back of my medical transport vehicle, I call her to make sure she didn't turn tail and run away because someone needs to wash my vagoo later."

[88Keys]

What up, Pounders?  Late to this party, and I don't know if I will make it through.  I'm dealing with an infected tooth and I have no energy whatsoever.  My eating habit is a turkey and pastrami wrap and a few carrots.  I may make some hot tea later.  

This looks like it will be a rough slog.

[chickenella]

Will they be stopping for fast food along the way? 🍟🍔

[poeticlicensed]

Mr. Poetic wants to know if the ambulance guys will go to the drive thru for her

[suev33 3]

6 minutes ago, Wanda said:

Dawn is an “unusual” friend. I’m a loyal person who does anything for my friends, but I have limits. Is dawn secretly in love with Joyce? Or fleeing the mob?

Shes getting paid by her

[Carboncat]

The hardest thing she's ever done?  Laying there like a lifeless blob, it takes 4 people to push her onto a gurney.  If it's too much she's going to DO what?

Just keep breathing, and they'll drive you to Houston.

[DC Gal in VA]

2 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

I was promised hot firemen. I got mediocre "not bad after three beer" firemen. Boo. 

Geez, I know, I know but the night is long yet so we can always hope.😊

[Hana Chan]

Just a little note to lighten the mood. When I was having my surgery last week, I was totally stoned from the first dose of anesthesia. I mean, really, really stoned. So I was joking that all I needed was for someone to start playing Dark Side of the Moon. One of the surgical techs cued up his Iphone and I drifted to sleep listening to Pink Floyd.