S08.E05: Gina's Story LIVE CHAT

[Snarkastikate]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Grimace.

How DARE you insult Barney and the Grimace like that?  What did they ever do to you?

[suev33 3]

1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:

One couch for each.

😆😆🤣🤣

[ams1001]

12 minutes ago, aliya said:

The baby voice alone makes me snarky.

She needs a session with Lola. They can have a baby voice competition and then she can write her dad a letter.

[fonfereksglen]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Why are there bedsheets on all the windows?

They have watched too many episodes of Hoaders and think that is the norm for reality show participants.

[Chicklet]

It usually takes me a good 30 minutes to really hate contestants on this crazy show but this chick beat the land speed record.

[Gbb]

I HATE these people!

Edited January 30, 2020 by Gbb

[Callaphera]

Just now, materialgirl101 said:

How was offering to cook for them (instead of picking up the meal at the diner) being a bad person?

Because either Beth comes in with food and they all get to eat immediately or they have to wait a whole 20-40 minutes while she slaves over a hot stove and they could die from hunger in that time. 

Basically, they're all my cat throwing himself down dramatically in front of his half-filled bowl of crunchies because there's wet food in gravy in the fridge, Moooom!

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, Hellga said:

5 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Beth really needs to get away from this family.

Run, Beth, run!

And take that nice dog with you!  

[Granny58]

3 minutes ago, Donut Bear said:

Just started watching.  Is Beth a man?

Nope

[MsVixen]

Just now, DC Gal in VA said:

Wow, only 17 minutes in and I already don't give a flying fuck if Gina succeeds or not. Anyone else feel the same?

For sure!  Gina can choke on a chicken bone for all I care!

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, DC Gal in VA said:

Wow, only 17 minutes in and I already don't give a flying fuck if Gina succeeds or not. Anyone else feel the same?

Yes!!  She is shaping up to be the season’s worst (and it hasn’t been a good one).

[DEG9]

5 minutes ago, Jeeves said:

OMG, Mom thinks Beth is mistreating Gina. Because Beth wants to cook dinner vs. bringing them takeout after WORKING all day?

Mom is nuts.

Mom abandoned them to an abusive dickwad. So, yes. 

[Hana Chan]

Let's see what I ate today...

Breakfast - a protein shake and a clementine.
Lunch - a protein shake and a sugar free jello cup
Dinner - broiled chicken with veggies and about 1/2 cup rice 

Watching Gina shovel THREE full dinners into her maw... surgery ain't gonna fix this mess.

[suev33 3]

5 minutes ago, Jeeves said:

OMG, Mom thinks Beth is mistreating Gina. Because Beth wants to cook dinner vs. bringing them takeout after WORKING all day?

Mom is nuts.

Ikr!!   She couldn't even call in the order!!!! Unbelievable...smh

[ShortyMac]

4 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

I love the mother talking about how GINA won't have a long life while mom is like 50 pounds shy of her kid. 

"I can't live without her."

Why? She's nothing but a blob, one with the couch.

[Ivylady]

Gina to Beth about takeout. 

[aliya]

I bet nobody contributed funds for the diner dinner when Beth got back. So not only is she a food delivery service, a caretaker, and working, but all of her money is probably going to food for the obesee (can't remember her name) and the rest of the family.

[ams1001]

13 minutes ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

tuckerton I think

That's like an hour from me...

[Hellga]

2 minutes ago, DC Gal in VA said:

Wow, only 17 minutes in and I already don't give a flying fuck if Gina succeeds or not. Anyone else feel the same?

I am rooting for her to fail spectacularly and offer up plenty of top-shelf snark!

[Callaphera]

This actually is an appropriate episode for a Twatney commercial. She should watch this episode, it'll be like looking in a mirror.

[Snarkastikate]

Just now, DC Gal in VA said:

Wow, only 17 minutes in and I already don't give a flying fuck if Gina succeeds or not. Anyone else feel the same?

Hate her.  Will take pleasure when she cries.  Hope her wife dumps her.  Hope sister's fiancee changes his mind too.  Ugh this family deserves each other. 

 

Can't WAIT till Dr. Now meets this bunch.  Hope they all go to the first appt!

[DEG9]

3 minutes ago, DC Gal in VA said:

Wow, only 17 minutes in and I already don't give a flying fuck if Gina succeeds or not. Anyone else feel the same?

I'm pretty much staying on here to read the snark. This family can go take a flying F....

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, DC Gal in VA said:

Wow, only 17 minutes in and I already don't give a flying fuck if Gina succeeds or not. Anyone else feel the same?

(raising hand) Me! ME! ME! I'm only hanging on for you, my fellow Pounders. 

[Chicklet]

11 DAY ROUND TRIP???

[LizzyB]

Yep. fix your hair bun for the trip to Houston.  That'll help.

[PaTatertots]

6 minutes ago, Jeeves said:

OMG, Mom thinks Beth is mistreating Gina. Because Beth wants to cook dinner vs. bringing them takeout after WORKING all day?

Mom is nuts.

 Gina's mom reminds me of my MIL. Screamed at me about how her son deserves better because I "made" him stop for fast food 2 days after having a baby. He stopped because we were both sleep deprived and hungry when he got off work. She was promptly moved out of our house. 

[Callaphera]

...did anyone else just do the math on the 26 hour trip, 11 days round trip claim? Because LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Wanda]

11 days in a car with miss no bath. Ewwwwwww

[sempervivum]

Ooo, we're going to see an airplane ride ordeal with this one, right? They can't possibly think of driving to Texas from NJ?

Nope, car ride it is.

Edited January 30, 2020 by sempervivum
didn't watch long enough

[FormeryHeavyJ]

2 minutes ago, Hana Chan said:

Let's see what I ate today...

Breakfast - a protein shake and a clementine.
Lunch - a protein shake and a sugar free jello cup
Dinner - broiled chicken with veggies and about 1/2 cup rice 

Watching Gina shovel THREE full dinners into her maw... surgery ain't gonna fix this mess.

Any grapes or crackers?

[poeticlicensed]

Wow she has regular shoes on

[Miracle Maxie]

I need to have all the attention on MEEEEEEEE! Oy!

[MelissaMinion]

1 minute ago, MsVixen said:

For sure!  Gina can choke on a chicken bone for all I care!

Ok, I’m bad. How would you even DO the Heimlich on her? I just flashed on an image of someone standing on her stomach, with a huge plunger in hand. 

The trip to Houston will take 11 days???

[mmecorday]

Mom: This is all *Wheeze* worth it, Gina.

[DC Gal in VA]

Just now, Hellga said:

I am rooting for her to fail spectacularly and offer up plenty of top-shelf snark!

Yasssssss girlfriend! I expect a record number of gasoline soaked drawers to be handed out tonight. 😁 I may need some helpers though. Any volunteers?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh it'll be miserable all right. 

Let's see Gina bitch about the car. 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Just now, LizzyB said:

Yep. fix your hair bun for the trip to Houston.  That'll help.

Hope the hair bun holds 5 cans of Lysol for that stench

[Caoimhe]

So is she going to be lying in the back like JT?

[MsVixen]

Just now, PaTatertots said:

 Gina's mom reminds me of my MIL. Screamed at me about how her son deserves better because I "made" him stop for fast food 2 days after having a baby. He stopped because we were both sleep deprived and hungry when he got off work. She was promptly moved out of our house. 

GOOD for you, Girlfriend!

[ams1001]

13 minutes ago, Snarkastikate said:

Hard to tell who needs the surgery more.   Hey let's draw straws!!  Bariatric lottery!!  

Maybe Dr. Now will give them a group rate.

[Callaphera]

Just now, Wanda said:

11 days in a car with miss no bath. Ewwwwwww

Rolling the windows down only does so much. 

Pictured here: the inside of that car

[IOU Payne]

Gina is an entitled hosebeast.  How can she go for three dinners while paying lip service to wanting to change?  Between the three-plate breakfast and the giant (but delicious looi) sub sandwiches, I am now suffering from aversion.  No snack tonight!

[Miracle Maxie]

1 minute ago, Wanda said:

11 days in a car with miss no bath. Ewwwwwww

We really need a barf emoji!

[ShortyMac]

I can't stand these people.

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, sempervivum said:

Ooo, we're going to see an airplane ride ordeal with this one, right? They can't possibly think of driving to Texas from NJ?

I don't think they have money to charter a freighter flight!

[Chicklet]

She's doing this to fit in a bridesmaid dress isn't she? 

Oh look her hair is the same orange as her shirt. Fun

[Hana Chan]

Just now, LizzyB said:

Yep. fix your hair bun for the trip to Houston.  That'll help.

Like them blurring out her snack didn't hide the fact that she was gorging on Oreos. I'll bet you anything that there's not a single green veggie in their fridge.

We should have a drinking game - everyone take a shot each time Gina complains about her anxiety.

[Guest]

She's so overwhelmed and scared that she's gonna be at the fast food place in seconds!

OMG! "Thank god I made it."

She walked 20 steps. 

 

[poeticlicensed]

What's with the big red splotches on their skin?

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Anyone else hoping she would have fallen getting into the car?