S11.E16: More than a Feelin'

[SweetieDarling]

Do you think the hotel charged them for the spray tan shit all over Barbara's room? That was bad. I don't think Ramona would even do something like that.

[SweetieDarling]

No Luann, just because it's the Christmas Show, doesn't make it any more tolerable than any of your other cabaret shows. Sorry, not sorry.

[Thumper]

Beth's breasts don't have much support in that shiny aerobics outfit.

Edited June 21, 2019 by Thumper

[njbchlover]

1 minute ago, Thumper said:

Beth's breasts don't have much support in that shiny aerobics outfit.

I thought the same thing - but even before I saw her in that leotard.  I noticed it when the commercial for WWHL came on, and she has her shirt unbuttoned very low.  

I think someone needs a new lift, or needs to start wearing a bra.

[QQQQ]

I think the women taking a united stand re: not going to Lu's Christmas show was smart. What's next, but it's my Presidents Day show - it's totally different! I think Lu's unhappy for two reasons - having her RHoNY castmates in the audience makes her feel like the group's queen bee and I bet it helps move tickets (you never know which of them will be there) or makes it more likely to be filmed/get press coverage.

Edited June 21, 2019 by QQQQ

[FlyingEgret]

A slo-mo grapevine - thanks editors!

[KungFuBunny]

Dorinda looks like Cartagena Joker again but sober

[AuntieDiane6]

Oh dear God ... Bethenny in that class.  Ribs are showing.... her bolt-ons sagging.  It's like her chest is SIXTY YEARS OLD ...  Too scary.

[Suckeredin]

 Does anyone else feel Ramona has her leotard on backwards?

[SweetieDarling]

Why would Beth, or anyone, show up to do aerobics without a sports bra, or some kind of support? 

[Steph J]

Is the party going to be over by 9?  Why can't those who want to go to the show go to the show and then go to Ramona's party afterwards?

[AnnA]

18 minutes ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

Apparently firemen came to try and resuscitate Bambi.

16 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Well, she lives in a posh hotel.  Also, I don't know how long it took them to come.

I think Tinsley and the dog were at her mother's in Palm Beach.  

I don't see the NYPD or NYFD responding for a dog 911. 

[walnutqueen]

11 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

Do you think the hotel charged them for the spray tan shit all over Barbara's room? That was bad. I don't think Ramona would even do something like that.

She'd leave shit stains on the carpet.

Firemen rescue kitties out of trees all the time.  They also give oxygen to pets that were rescued from fires, and try to resuscitate any animal they can.  They are A-OK in my book.

[AnnA]

Am I the only one who thinks Bambi is a girl's name?

[tinaw]

37 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Lu really has no idea that her singing sucks!

Everytime they show lu "singing" I wait for the dogs of NY to start howling

[TexasGal]

Not trying to minimize Tinsley’s grief, but I had 2 dogs die of cancer and my dream for them was to pass in their sleep.  Neither of them did. 

[Rosiejuliemom]

1 minute ago, AnnA said:

Am I the only one who thinks Bambi is a girl's name?

No...kinda.

Disney Bambi was a boy, but most of the time I've ever heard it used it has been a female name.

[twilightzone]

28 minutes ago, QQQQ said:

I think the women taking a united stand re: not going to Lu's Christmas show was smart. What's next, but it's my Presidents Day show - it's totally different! I think Lu's unhappy for two reasons - having her RHoNY castmates in the audience makes her feel like the group's queen bee and I bet it helps move tickets (you never know which of them will be there) or makes it more likely to be filmed/get press coverage.

Lu wanted to make her cabaret the focus of the season finale - as it was last year.  Ramona's excuse to Lu (we don't want to see you work) and her talking head (coming up with the party idea to get out of the show) was funny.  And Lu still didn't seem to get it that the others were fed up with cabaret.

Edited June 21, 2019 by twilightzone

[SweetieDarling]

7 minutes ago, walnutqueen said:

She'd leave shit stains on the carpet.

Firemen rescue kitties out of trees all the time.  They also give oxygen to pets that were rescued from fires, and try to resuscitate any animal they can.  They are A-OK in my book.

From how they described it, that wasn't as preventable as the spray tan stains all over the room.

[Callaphera]

Dear God, Luann. Keep the off-key sing-talking in the shower where it belongs. That was bad - and yet, she's not the worst out of the Singing HoWives. They should all go on tour together so that I can avoid all of them in one fell swoop. 

Edited June 21, 2019 by Callaphera

[Ohiopirate02]

Ramona's facial expressions during her talking head about Mario were telling me that Mario and her are hooking up on the regular.   

[MBJ]

25 minutes ago, Steph J said:

Is the party going to be over by 9?  Why can't those who want to go to the show go to the show and then go to Ramona's party afterwards?

When you hold a surprise party, it's extremely strict.  You can't just have people straggle in late.  I'm sure she said you have to be there AT EIGHT.  Or else, you risk getting there at the same time as the guest of honour. (There was a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode about this.  Larry showed up late, same time as guest of honour, and he spoiled the surprise.  LOL.)  I'm someone who is often late to parties, but if it's a surprise party (or a movie. I love the movies. Or a sports game.) Dear god no.  I will move heaven and earth to be on time.

11 minutes ago, twilightzone said:

Lu wanted to make her cabaret the focus of the season finale - as it was last year.  Ramona's excuse to Lu (we don't want to see you work) and her talking head (coming up with the party idea to get out of the show) was funny. 

It was fucking hilarious

Edited June 21, 2019 by Ms Blue Jay

[farmgal4]

1 hour ago, CSunshine76 said:

Surely everyone else dining on that patio works for production? Cuz let me tell you, my friends and I would put our forks down, order more wine and enjoy the show! No way we would keep our backs turned and act like we didn’t hear that shit show! 

You’re damn straight!  My table would’ve been rubbernecking to the point of whiplash!

[njbchlover]

19 minutes ago, tinaw said:

Everytime they show lu "singing" I wait for the dogs of NY to start howling

And, maybe even some in New Jersey!   😂

[SweetieDarling]

I love these NY ladies. This was a great episode. I haven't laughed like this in a while.

We had Luann jamming out to her tone deaf singing

Ramona's faces as she was hugging a distraught Tinsley

Ramona awkwardly asking Tinsley if Bambi was male or female while consoling her

Tinsley's mother is planning a viewing for Bambi (is this a thing?)

Sonja freezing dogs

Ramona "de-thawing" them (in the microwave, or at room temperature?)

Dorinda likening the group to cellmates

Crimped hair 

Bethenny showing up for aerobics dressed like something out of Barbarella

Edited June 21, 2019 by SweetieDarling
I forgot about the crazy noodle faces

[njbchlover]

5 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

You’re damn straight!  My table would’ve been rubbernecking to the point of whiplash!

Yup....plus surreptitiously taping it all on my phone!   

[Callaphera]

7 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

You’re damn straight!  My table would’ve been rubbernecking to the point of whiplash!

On the very very very extreme off chance that I am ever in the same place as one of these dinners and they start caterwauling, I promise to make score paddles out of napkins and forks and rate their performances in the background. "The Swedish judge gave it an 8 but the East German judges gave it a 4." 

[hoodooznoodooz]

31 minutes ago, Steph J said:

Is the party going to be over by 9?  Why can't those who want to go to the show go to the show and then go to Ramona's party afterwards?

[Because none of them really want to go to the show...]

[njbchlover]

14 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

I love these NY ladies. This was a great episode. I haven't laughed like this in a while.

We had Luann jamming out to her tone deaf singing

Ramona's faces as she was hugging a distraught Tinsley

Ramona awkwardly asking Tinsley if Bambi was male or female while consoling her

Tinsley's mother is planning a viewing for Bambi (is this a thing?)

Sonja freezing dogs

Ramona "de-thawing" them

Dorinda likening the group to cellmates

Crimped hair 

Bethenny showing up for aerobics dressed like something out of Barbarella

A few more:

Barbara's leftover spray tan all over her room, and Sonja's comment about "that's what happens with all white houses".

Drunk Dorinda trying to convince Bethenny that "that was bad" - over and over again.

Bethenny's sly product placement with the two Skinnygirl cocktail bottles at Dorinda's aerobics class.

Luann, the Countess of Correctness, saying that Dorinda's aerobics event was "de-passe" - I think she meant passe, and combined it with declasse.  (Sounded like something that Ramona would say.)

All of these reasons are why I just can't quit the NY Housewives.  They are in a league of their own!  

Edited June 21, 2019 by njbchlover

[KungFuBunny]

52 minutes ago, bosawks said:

On the one hand it’s kinda sucky to deliberately schedule something so you don’t have to go to Lu’s show.

On the other hand, cabaret....

I actually loved that Ramona did that.

I cracked up and did this

[Bronzedog]

“And, not TJ Maxx new” - Dorinda discussing Tinsley’s recent purchases.

 I really feel bad for Barbara.  She’s such a non-entity.

 I know all too well how Tinsley felt but Ramona and Sonja are the last people (other than Luann), that I would call.

[Thumper]

How many of Lu's shows are they expected to attend?!  I agree with Ramona, "we don't want to watch you work." 

[breezy424]

I'm still trying to get the image of Beth in that aerobics outfit out of my head.  Between that bone thin body and those bolt ons.....

Doris was fun as the instructor and the class looked like fun.

Barb is a total slob and entitled 'guest'.  Go spray that stuff on in the shower.  Well, don't spray it on at all.  The condition she left that room in was disgusting because it was totally avoidable.

Ro really does miss Mario and he was her true love.  All these dates she goes on is her proving to herself she's still got it even though Mario cheated.  It's kind of sad.

[SweetieDarling]

1 minute ago, breezy424 said:

I'm still trying to get the image of Beth in that aerobics outfit out of my head.  Between that bone thin body and those bolt ons.....

Doris was fun as the instructor and the class looked like fun.

Barb is a total slob and entitled 'guest'.  Go spray that stuff on in the shower.  Well, don't spray it on at all.  The condition she left that room in was disgusting because it was totally avoidable.

Ro really does miss Mario and he was her true love.  All these dates she goes on is her proving to herself she's still got it even though Mario cheated.  It's kind of sad.

and the glare off the tinfoil, or whatever that jumpsuit from camel toe hell was made from.

[geauxaway]

1 hour ago, Bronzedog said:

I assume they were in Sonja’s purse.

Toaster oven purse!!!!!  Come on Sonja sexy J!

[chewycandy]

2 minutes ago, Thumper said:

How many of Lu's shows are they expected to attend?!  I agree with Ramona, "we don't want to watch you work." 

That was funny especially after she said they had been talking about it in a group text. It sounded like something one of the other women would say in a snarky context and Ramona decided it would sound diplomatic. 

[SweetieDarling]

Just now, geauxaway said:

Toaster oven purse!!!!!  Come on Sonja sexy J!

With removable zip-loc bag liner!

[Steph J]

20 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Luann, the Countess of Correctness, saying that Dorinda's aerobics event was "de-passe" - I think she meant passe, and combined it with declasse.  (Sounded like something that Ramona would say.)

I think she was showing off that she knows French.  Dépassé is an actual word and Luann is pretentious as hell.

In case anyone's interested, the video of Feelin' Jovani is up at youtube. Color me surprised that Luann allowed anyone else to be in the video, but I guess that means Bravo paid for it.

Edited June 21, 2019 by Steph J

[geauxaway]

2 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

With removable zip-loc bag liner!

Yassss, hunty!!!! 😍😍😍

5 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

and the glare off the tinfoil, or whatever that jumpsuit from camel toe hell was made from.

 

[bichonblitz]

22 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Drunk Dorinda trying to convince Bethenny that "that was bad" - over and over again.

Then Bethenny saying you're right, it was. It was really bad. 

They lost me, WTH were they talking about? Dennis' death? 

Dorinda is not one to talk about Lu kissing B's ass. Dorinda does it all the time with B. She wants so badly for B to like her. Barbara does it, too. B is the queen! 

[hoodooznoodooz]

So in the first few seconds of this episode (and the last few seconds of last week’s episode), Frankel is “hysterically sobbing,” “I wanna go home!” Lu approaches her, and Frankel says in her regular voice, “I don’t want you near me. I really don’t. I don’t want you near me. I don’t,” then she switches right back to the “hysterical sobbing.”

[Bronzedog]

1 minute ago, bichonblitz said:

Then Bethenny saying you're right, it was. It was really bad. 

They lost me, WTH were they talking about? Dennis' death? 

Dorinda is not one to talk about Lu kissing B's ass. Dorinda does it all the time with B. She wants so badly for B to like her. Barbara does it, too. B is the queen! 

I think they were talking about Dennis' death being bad.  Dorinda said something to the effect that the way Bethenny had just pushed on after Dennis' death was scary or abnormal or something.  I think she was trying to get Bethenny to admit that Dennis' death was hard on her and Bethenny has not been acknowledging that by her behavior.  Dennis' death is really bad; it affected Bethenny badly.  But, I could be wrong.

[ichbin]

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

Wait you can call 911 for a dog?

I was on the verge of tears because she brought back my grief over my own dog's death, and then I found myself snorting with laughter when she said she called 911.  

[chewycandy]

6 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

I think they were talking about Dennis' death being bad.  Dorinda said something to the effect that the way Bethenny had just pushed on after Dennis' death was scary or abnormal or something.  I think she was trying to get Bethenny to admit that Dennis' death was hard on her and Bethenny has not been acknowledging that by her behavior.  Dennis' death is really bad; it affected Bethenny badly.  But, I could be wrong.

Yes, this. 

In Lu’s apology she said “I didn’t want to bring it up again, because you had moved on.”

[Happy Camper]

1 hour ago, dosodog said:

I wouldn't have left, but I'd send furtive looks over.

 

I'd look directly at the camera with my best Jim Halpert face.

[rhys]

Luann & her stupid non apologies. Gah! "I'm sorry if" aren't apologies you dumb fool. No one called her out on that -- amaze balls.

[njbchlover]

35 minutes ago, Steph J said:

I think she was showing off that she knows French.  Dépassé is an actual word and Luann is pretentious as hell.

In case anyone's interested, the video of Feelin' Jovani is up at youtube. Color me surprised that Luann allowed anyone else to be in the video, but I guess that means Bravo paid for it.

Oh, well then, I stand corrected.  I agree with you on Luann being pretentious.  

I saw enough of that video in the clip Andy showed tonight on WWHL - Luann can't even do a good lip sync to her autotuned lyrics!!!  That video is just cringe-y!   Not to insult drag queens, but she really did look like one portraying her, instead of Lu being Lu.  And, talk about something being "depasse" - what I saw of that video looked like a bad 1980's music video from a one-hit wonder band.

Edited June 21, 2019 by njbchlover

[hoodooznoodooz]

Did Frankel change Band-Aid analogies mid-sentence?

[Bronzedog]

Now that Ramona put it in perspective, (I know, Ramona!!!), I'm really insulted.  I worked for over 40 years and never once did anyone come watch me work.

[njbchlover]

16 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

I think they were talking about Dennis' death being bad.  Dorinda said something to the effect that the way Bethenny had just pushed on after Dennis' death was scary or abnormal or something.  I think she was trying to get Bethenny to admit that Dennis' death was hard on her and Bethenny has not been acknowledging that by her behavior.  Dennis' death is really bad; it affected Bethenny badly.  But, I could be wrong.

Drunk or not, I appreciated Dorinda trying to get Bethenny to realize that.