Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup

[Spike]

18 minutes ago, Leilani said:

All these women act like these cons are the only men left on the planet. Do they not know as women it's easy for us to find men.

There are Turkish beekeepers available.  Sorry for the show cross-pollination.

[Leilani]

In a few years we'll look back and wonder how or why we we spent our Friday's addicted to this mess:

[goofygirl]

No we won't.  It'll still give us a giggle!  The people around us will wonder....

[sempervivum]

Did anybody else notice that Megan Thee Idiot is now described as 'singer'? 🤭

[goofygirl]

Biggest dumbass of Fort Worth just doesn't have the same cache as "singer"?

[RealReality]

58 minutes ago, PityFree said:

But Tony, I thought you could live in a mansion if you went to California?

Pfffft, yeah, like 50 pounds ago.....

19 minutes ago, sempervivum said:

Did anybody else notice that Megan Thee Idiot is now described as 'singer'? 🤭

Is she?  I bet they will be filming a scene at her "studio" or at a "show"

Fingers crossed she does some sort homage to Jessica rabbit.  

13 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Biggest dumbass of Fort Worth just doesn't have the same cache as "singer"?

Dumbest ass singer in fort Worth sounds about right.  

[RealReality]

39 minutes ago, Spike said:

There are Turkish beekeepers available.  Sorry for the show cross-pollination.

I'm always trying to offload zieds soccer friend.  That guy would worship the ground Angela walks on. 

[PityFree]

 This is been bothering me all night but we really need to work on our educational system if someone can be an adult, get married, and not know what an embryo is. You definitely should be prohibited from fathering some skank’s 4th kid if you don’t know what an embryo is.

[DanaMB]

Lacey had even more work done. JFC. 

[Spike]

25 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 This is been bothering me all night but we really need to work on our educational system if someone can be an adult, get married, and not know what an embryo is. You definitely should be prohibited from fathering some skank’s 4th kid if you don’t know what an embryo is.

“What are embryos are?”

[RealReality]

2 minutes ago, Spike said:

“What are embryos are?”

"Also, is there some kind of coloring book that can explain it to a 21 year old man who has been locked up for a while?  Asking for a friend named Blaine."

[Caseysgirl]

I believe that Lacey is already regretting the choice of dumb, young,lazy Shane. Getting laid up to 10 times a day is boring after the thrill of the chase is over. And really Lacy, do you really want to have two more children so that a lazy drunk can have the thrill of pretending he can be a father?   Mush mouth was on the phone with yet another woman?  What do they see in him? I have to say his daughters are adorable but are already being set up for years of disappointment.  Sarah needs to stop that stupid charade of pretending to be Daddy - even a 4 year old thought that was dumb.

[Spike]

5 minutes ago, RealReality said:

"Also, is there some kind of coloring book that can explain it to a 21 year old man who has been locked up for a while?  Asking for a friend named Blaine."

I was watching Ex on the Beach (don’t shame me) and one guy was insisting that eggs were a chicken’s period juice.

[RealReality]

7 minutes ago, Spike said:

I was watching Ex on the Beach (don’t shame me) and one guy was insisting that eggs were a chicken’s period juice.

Wait, what?  

[RealReality]

10 minutes ago, Caseysgirl said:

I believe that Lacey is already regretting the choice of dumb, young,lazy Shane. Getting laid up to 10 times a day is boring after the thrill of the chase is over. And really Lacy, do you really want to have two more children so that a lazy drunk can have the thrill of pretending he can be a father?   Mush mouth was on the phone with yet another woman?  What do they see in him? I have to say his daughters are adorable but are already being set up for years of disappointment.  Sarah needs to stop that stupid charade of pretending to be Daddy - even a 4 year old thought that was dumb.

I know I'm old because sex ten times a day sounds tiring and painful.  I cannot think of a day that I'd want to have sex ten times. 

And, no tea, no shade but you know that sex is AWFUL. 

No one is trying to foreplay and seduce you ten times a day so most of that sex probably lasts about as long as it takes to heat up a Hot Pocket.....which could be Lacey's cam girl handle. 

[Kangatush]

3 hours ago, Kroliosis said:

What. What. Whaaaat. Did Lamar give her a baggie of jizz?!?!

He learned it from Josh

14 minutes ago, RealReality said:

I know I'm old because sex ten times a day sounds tiring and painful.  I cannot think of a day that I'd want to have sex ten times. 

And, no tea, no shade but you know that sex is AWFUL. 

No one is trying to foreplay and seduce you ten times a day so most of that sex probably lasts about as long as it takes to heat up a Hot Pocket.....which could be Lacey's cam girl handle. 

Even when I was less old, that sounds ridiculous.  I ain't got time for that.  2-3 times a day, maybe, but you're right that those are quickies and not sessions focused on mutual satisfaction.

[Kangatush]

3 hours ago, RealReality said:

And lazy.  I'd feel so weird watching movers and not even picking up a box

I'd feel weird not having, you know, packed, before movers showed up.  

3 hours ago, Leilani said:

Are all old chain smoking blonde women named Angela with young men violent?

Only on reality shows.

[Kangatush]

43 minutes ago, RealReality said:

"Also, is there some kind of coloring book that can explain it to a 21 year old man who has been locked up for a while?  Asking for a friend named Blaine."

Are possums more qualified parents than Chane?  Yes, but I will give him credit for at least asking.

[Nowhere]

4 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

I hate to say it but Michael makes some cute kids

I’m hoping they get their looks from their mother because if they inherit that forehead of Michael’s, I’m sad. No child should have to deal with that. 

[ErikaAlyson]

Michael’s daughters are so cute!! Sarah,I liked your darker blonde better haha. I think Megan likes to more be on screen with Michael for the show too. She seems like one of those people who likes attention and “wanna be on tv” lol. Tony is mean to Angela. I can’t believe he told her not to touch him lol. I’m surprised Shane didn’t know what embryos are lol. Was Andrea only drinking tea and juice at her little friend’s get together?? lol for a “Mormon woman” she sure mentions sex a lot haha

[Emkat]

It was so funny when B called Michael "forehead". 🤣😂

I also never want to see the clown sex people ever again.  Just no.

[DanaMB]

2 hours ago, ErikaOnline said:

Tony is mean to Angela. I can’t believe he told her not to touch him lol. 

I have no problem with that since she was being physically aggressive. And I can’t stand his manipulative, trashy ass. 

Edited January 4, 2020 by DanaMB

[JenE4]

Thank the goddess for the WE app so I was able to watch part 2 this morning. I was very excited to watch last night and was wide awake, yet hearing Chane say he has sex with Lacey 5-10 times a day, every day my brain must have put myself into self-preservation mode and knocked me unconscious. No one should be subject to that mental image—the chafing! Ouch!!

The only part of this show nearly as traumatic as that was Pretty Girl “talking to Daddy” [Sarah]. That was just so sad. 

I’m curious who Andrea’s friends thought was her daughter’s father? I can’t imagine that unwed pregnancy with no partner in the picture would go over very well with this Mormon crew. 

Have to hand it to Angela. I didn’t know about that SIM card trick. That’s some pretty advanced snooping skills right there. She could do a spin-off show like Cheaters or Catfish*.
 

*ETA: Though, I suppose she was the Catfish in this write-a-prisoner scenario.

Edited January 4, 2020 by JenE4

[Jeanne222]

Well that was enlightening!  The only ones I felt bad about were Michael's beautiful children and the moving guys!

Is Shawn now a porn star?  Now that would be something for sore eyes to see!

Megan's father doesn't see what he doesn't want to see!

Andrea just can't be Mormon?  Can she?

Angela get that motorcycle and ride girl!

[Empress1]

13 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

Also she will pay Chon (aka John) just enough attention so he stays interested in her so she can have 2 men fighting for her.

Yep. Lacey loves that John is struggling because it gives her an excuse to stay in contact with him. It's kind of hilarious to see her realize that Shane, a 22-year-old not-very-bright felon with a drinking problem and no education or experience (professional or life experience), was the wrong play. I think she's dickmatized. He's young and can have sex 5-10 times a day now (because he has no job), but that won't always be the case. John may be an addict but he appears to be clean right now and he works in a skilled trade for which there's always going to be a need. Does she really need two more kids? And how is Shane ready to be a father (and he's already a stepfather of 3) with no job?

Shane is right about one thing - he kind of did hit the lotto. As soon as he got out of prison, he married a blow-up doll who can support him (though she clearly minds that she has to). He's in a position a lot of felons would love to be in.

13 hours ago, Leilani said:

All these women act like these cons are the only men left on the planet. Do they not know as women it's easy for us to find men.

They all need to get on Tinder and keep it moving. Angela needs to call her friend who wanted to marry her - he may not be as good-looking as Tony (I don't think Tony is good-looking, but Angela clearly did), but he also won't put her through all this shit.

Angela's "get your shit ... get your shit ... AND GET OUT" moment was pretty good except she 100% should have kept that motorcycle.

Everybody needs a friend like Megan's. Good for him. Sarah and Michael's daughters are adorable, but I feel awful for them since Michael doesn't appear to have much to do with them. For all his "I married you so I could see my kids!" talk, where is he now? (Sarah's platinum hair and dark brows are not a good look.)

Andrea got knocked up in a prison closet. Classy! Her sister's reaction cracked me up - she was LIVID. "TELL ME RIGHT NOW."

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 Is there a big market for pregnancy porn?

Actually, yeah.

Edited January 4, 2020 by Empress1

[sempervivum]

Megan looks like she's put on a good 20 lbs. since last season. Her reaction to her friend grilling Murgh on his intentions was interesting- a little smirk. I think she's only there to get attention for her new 'career'. It was annoying to see Murgh go from assuring Megan that he was already divorced-although he 'didn't have the papers' with him-to admitting to the friend that actually he had just started the process (which I don't believe either).

How does Murgh have money to be dressed to the nines, how long will Megan's daddy keep her in fancy clothes and hair, and how does an unemployed single mom of 2 (Sarah) afford to have her very long hair double processed- and why is she wearing fake eyelashes when she's just changing diapers and pretending to be the kid's daddy on the phone?

I guarantee Angela will get back with that fat beady-eyed snake, at least for a while. 

Poor Andrea's friend, who thought she was going to have a nice baby shower (or whatever it was), only to have it hijacked by Andrea's self-indulgent drama. Also, I thought she was a property manager, now she's described as a 'realtor assistant'.

So Brittany's contraceptive implant failed, and Marcellino boasts it's due to the power/speed of his swimmers. Hope they pick a better baby name this time. Also, based on the previews, looks like trouble ahead.

Even as she starts to realize the mistake she made in choosing Shane, Lacey nonetheless spends money on a fertility doctor so that she can make Shane a father. Ugh. How long has it been since we've even seen her existing kids? Also, she can afford to buy a house, but she seems to buy her clothing at the Dollar Store. You go to the doctor wearing basically a sleazy polyester lace-up tube top pulled down almost to your nipples?🤮

 

[psychoticstate]

I am giddy that my secret watch-in-private guilty pleasure is back on!

Lacey and Shane are having sex 5-10 times a day?  No wonder Shane is drinking everything in sight.  And never mind working  - - who's watching Lacey's kids when those two ass clowns are boning all day?   I guess Lacey loves being a mom so long as "being a mom" equals posting pics of your kids on Instagram.

Yeah, Shane, getting a job is hard.  Not as hard as, you know, being a father but it's hard.  Of course it always helps  to actually apply since most employers don't go door to door (not that you would answer because you'd be busy drinking and/or boning.) 

So Lacey and Shane have been married for 2-3 months and she's already phoning up John?  Given that she called John 5 minutes before she walked down the aisle, this isn't surprising.  A ho is going to do what a ho is going to do.  

I don't believe for a moment that Angela will stand firm on kicking Tony out so her strong woman bullshit is just that -- bullshit.  If she's really surprised that Tony has been cheating, she needs to go back to school with "what's an embryo" Shane.  

Honestly, I could smell the cigarette smoke through my tv every time we saw the inside of Angela and Tony's love shack.  Does she EVER stop smoking?  

Sarah hasn't changed one bit.  She would still clearly take Magic Mike back in a second.   Sarah, please call Lacey for the name of her doctor so you can get your tubes tied.  You don't need any more children.  

How stupid is Sarah anyhow?  Does she truly believe that wee little Michael is going to invest anything in her or their children?  She's nothing but a receptacle for him when he needs to get his rocks off and MeghanMyQueen and his other side pieces aren't available.

I see that Marcelino is still a controlling ass since Brittany wasn't allowed to name her own child.  

[Spike]

4 minutes ago, psychoticstate said:

Does she truly believe that wee little Michael is going to invest anything in her or their children? 

He may have a career prospect as a leprechaun.

[Empress1]

34 minutes ago, psychoticstate said:

So Lacey and Shane have been married for 2-3 months and she's already phoning up John?  Given that she called John 5 minutes before she walked down the aisle, this isn't surprising.  A ho is going to do what a ho is going to do.  

My friend who watches this show (and it's SO NICE to have a real life person to talk about this show with, not that I don't love discussing it here!) thinks Lacey and John never stopped fucking. If they haven't fucked since she married Shane, it's only a matter of time. 

[linthia]

Even after everything that's happened, Angela is STILL making excuses for Tony. She claimed Tony is being "manipulated" by his hooker friends. Get a clue Angela. Tony is not a poor innocent boy getting tricked by a bunch of hookers. He is paying them for sex with motel rooms as the currency. You will never be free if you refuse to see the truth.

[ethalfrida]

How tall do you think Michael is? He looked above average last night standing next to Meagan and her friend.

 

[JunkFoodTV]

16 hours ago, Leilani said:

In a few years we'll look back and wonder how or why we we spent our Friday's addicted to this mess:

Once upon a time a friend of mine would have referred to this as "an organ grinder". 😨😄. When she first offered a BJ or steak to Tony and he chose steak I totally lost it. Isn't she supposed to be an "educated woman? Whodathunkit?

[hookedontv]

Just finished watching and I don’t know if I have anything to add that hasn’t already been said. But what the hell, here are my initial thoughts about these idiots:

Sarah/Michael/Megan: Megan’s friend B for the win! He didn’t hold back and doesn’t believe anything that comes out of Michael’s mouth. I still don’t understand why these people believe felons that they haven’t known for long over lifelong friends/family. I don’t think Sarah & Michael will get divorced. I just wish these people would stop having babies, cuz the little ones suffer the most. 
 

Speaking of babies: Lacey & Shane you do NOT need to have a baby. She’s not even taking care of the ones she has. Shane doesn’t know what an embryo is? Dumbass. And I don’t think that fertility specialist wanted to know that he just got outbid prison I mean WTF. He’s not even looking for a job. Lacey looks horrible it’s amazing she stinks she looks good in those backless halter dresses. 
 

More babies-Britney and Marcelino. Another one who couldn’t take care of her first 2 kids. I don’t know how these people afford to live? Does anyone else think that Brit pronounced “Giovanni” an odd why?

Angela & Tony-Angela you are full of shit, you’ll take back Tony in a heartbeat. Tony said it last season-I can do anything with Angela, she will always forgive me. If she was serious when he said “I don’t have anywhere to go” she should have just said NoT My Problem, give me the motorcycle keys and the keys to the house, and get out. As someone said upthread, I want to puke at the thought of what her trailer smells like all she does is chain smoker and keep dirty ashtrays around. 
 

Andrea & Lamar-So there’s a fuck closet in prison, who knew? I don’t understand how being a Mormon is so important to her when she doesn’t seem to act like one. Why does she even want him to convert? And regarding her friends-they can’t be friends, they know nothing. What did Andrea say when she was pregnant with Priscilla about who the father was? 
 

[PityFree]

 If Angela can’t say goodbye bye to that wayward tooth, there’s no way she’s ever going to say goodbye to Tony.

[PityFree]

2 hours ago, Empress1 said:

My friend who watches this show (and it's SO NICE to have a real life person to talk about this show with, not that I don't love discussing it here!) thinks Lacey and John never stopped fucking. If they haven't fucked since she married Shane, it's only a matter of time. 

So if she has her tubes fixed and gets pregnant, a new baby could actually be Chon’s.  (I think she was very disappointed when her son didn’t turn out to be John’s kid.) 

 And drama loving Lacey will make plans to reveal the paternity of her new baby to Shane on TV.

[Empress1]

31 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

And regarding her friends-they can’t be friends, they know nothing.

In fairness, her sister did say that this was the first/only thing Andrea had ever kept from her. I think that's part of why she was so mad. (That, and the tackiness of it all.) I did wonder who they all thought the youngest kid's father was - did she tell them he was the same guy who fathered her first two kids?

[RealReality]

29 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Just finished watching and I don’t know if I have anything to add that hasn’t already been said. But what the hell, here are my initial thoughts about these idiots:

Sarah/Michael/Megan: Megan’s friend B for the win! He didn’t hold back and doesn’t believe anything that comes out of Michael’s mouth. I still don’t understand why these people believe felons that they haven’t known for long over lifelong friends/family. I don’t think Sarah & Michael will get divorced. I just wish these people would stop having babies, cuz the little ones suffer the most. 
 

Speaking of babies: Lacey & Shane you do NOT need to have a baby. She’s not even taking care of the ones she has. Shane doesn’t know what an embryo is? Dumbass. And I don’t think that fertility specialist wanted to know that he just got outbid prison I mean WTF. He’s not even looking for a job. Lacey looks horrible it’s amazing she stinks she looks good in those backless halter dresses. 
 

More babies-Britney and Marcelino. Another one who couldn’t take care of her first 2 kids. I don’t know how these people afford to live? Does anyone else think that Brit pronounced “Giovanni” an odd why?

Angela & Tony-Angela you are full of shit, you’ll take back Tony in a heartbeat. Tony said it last season-I can do anything with Angela, she will always forgive me. If she was serious when he said “I don’t have anywhere to go” she should have just said NoT My Problem, give me the motorcycle keys and the keys to the house, and get out. As someone said upthread, I want to puke at the thought of what her trailer smells like all she does is chain smoker and keep dirty ashtrays around. 
 

Andrea & Lamar-So there’s a fuck closet in prison, who knew? I don’t understand how being a Mormon is so important to her when she doesn’t seem to act like one. Why does she even want him to convert? And regarding her friends-they can’t be friends, they know nothing. What did Andrea say when she was pregnant with Priscilla about who the father was? 
 

 

Angela and Tony remind me of that amazing Erika Badu song "Tyrone"

Basically the entire song is a woman telling this guy he needs to get the hell out her house because she is done with him so he better call his friend Tyrone to pick him. 

The chorus is "I think you need to call Tyrone, and tell him come on help you move your shit" And at the end she sings "I think you need to call Tyrone.......but you can't use my phone....."

And THAT'S how someone acts when they are done.  Not, let me call your girlfriend and arrange a place to stay for you.  Not, here is this motorcycle I bought you.  Nope, just get the fuck out.  And I'll be removing you from my wireless contract .  

Angela is probably delighted Tony took the motorcycle because it keeps them connected and gives her a reason to call him "insurance bill came in for the motorcycle" "I need to register the motorcycle" or "I want the motorcycle back"

[Spike]

42 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

 

Andrea & Lamar-So there’s a fuck closet in prison, who knew? I don’t understand how being a Mormon is so important to her when she doesn’t seem to act like one.

She did draw the line at the car wash.

[Neurochick]

Since Megan is a "singer" I think she's using this show for exposure.  She wants to be seen, as I noticed how many times she looked at the camera. 

Sarah needs to make Michael pay child support but leave the fool alone and NO MORE BABIES with him.

I think Brittany and Marcelino are just there for the paycheck and are probably going to create drama just to stay relevant.

Andrea, damn I don't know what to say about her.  Which child is Lamar's?  I think Andrea is one of these women who is into bad boys.

Edited January 4, 2020 by Neurochick

[Kiss my mutt]

found the answer after I posted. 
 

Edited January 4, 2020 by Kiss my mutt

[HorrrGoodnight]

So Tony had literal hoes? Let the chain smoking commence. 

Michael has to do more than just show up, he's got to show out 🙄

Brittany and her hair are pregnant again?!? I wonder if she really had an IUD, she sure is fertile!

I feel like Andrea has a 'thug fantasy' that's not working outside of the bedroom. Those Mormon women did not come to play with her. 

Ewwwww Lacey. She doesn't need any more kids.

 

[Neurochick]

I don't mind Brittany regarding her first two children.  I went to college with so many women who put their children up for adoption because they were teenage mothers, this was in the 1970's.  Many of them went on to get married (to army officers) and have other children. 

Andrea thinks she's saving Lamar.

Edited January 4, 2020 by Neurochick

[RealReality]

5 minutes ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

So Tony had literal hoes? Let the chain smoking commence. 

Michael has to do more than just show up, he's got to show out 🙄

Brittany and her hair are pregnant again?!? I wonder if she really had an IUD, she sure is fertile!

I feel like Andrea has a 'thug fantasy' that's not working outside of the bedroom. Those Mormon women did not come to play with her. 

Ewwwww Lacey. She doesn't need any more kids.

 

How is Tony keeping his job?  Knowingly facilitating a crime could potentially get the hotel in trouble.  

Also, last time I checked Tony was like a laundry man so he shouldn't be checking people in.  I guess he can let them in while the room is waiting to be cleaned? 

When I worked at a hotel, check out was at 10-11am and check in was at 2-3.  So that's like four hours that he could have them in a room.  I guess that works.  

Angela is playing with fire and she is going to end up with the clap.  

Finally, I don't even know what the bolded means.  If it means that Michael has to somehow "prove himself" good luck with that girl.  He clearly doesn't have to prove shit since both of these dummies will keep sleeping with him. 

[Empress1]

51 minutes ago, RealReality said:

Basically the entire song is a woman telling this guy he needs to get the hell out her house because she is done with him so he better call his friend Tyrone to pick him. 

The chorus is "I think you need to call Tyrone, and tell him come on help you move your shit" And at the end she sings "I think you need to call Tyrone.......but you can't use my phone....."

And THAT'S how someone acts when they are done.  Not, let me call your girlfriend and arrange a place to stay for you.  Not, here is this motorcycle I bought you.  Nope, just get the fuck out.  And I'll be removing you from my wireless contract .  

"I'm gettin' tired of your shit/You don't never buy me nothin' ..." A CLASSIC.

I had a friend who has her shit together in every way but romantically. Every man she has ever been involved with ain't shit. After a particularly bad one, she was like "I broke up with him but he's still living in my house." He, like Tony, had nowhere to go because he had been jobless for years and was deep in gambling debt. I asked her why, and she said because he had nowhere to go. I said "What does that have to do with you?" I mean, y'all BROKE UP. Where he lives isn't your problem anymore. When Tony said he had nowhere to go, I had the same "So what?" thought. How is that Angela's problem?

Edited January 4, 2020 by Empress1

[linthia]

Remember Andrea's first season where she was a good Mormon girl who could not have intercourse before marriage? Did I dream that?

[Emkat]

I'm not sure I believe Andrea about Lamar being the father. 🧐

[CouchTater]

21 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

I hate to say it but Michael makes some cute kids

You know how in math 2 negatives multiplied equal a positive.

Apparently that's the same for ugly people having babies.  At least in this case.

[Guest]

If Lacey has more eye surgery, her eyes are going to be sewn shut.

[goofygirl]

Andrea must be a "born again" virgin?

[Neurochick]

19 hours ago, linthia said:

Remember Andrea's first season where she was a good Mormon girl who could not have intercourse before marriage? Did I dream that?

I think Andrea is one of these women who likes the bad boys.  If someone introduced her to a decent guy, she'd probably call him "boring" and "corny" and say she wanted a man with more swag.