S07.E16: Lashanta's Story LIVE CHAT

[aliya]

725 if she's an ounce.

[DropTheSoap]

I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt...697.

[zillabreeze]

Just now, Brooklynista said:

Might draw back a nub.

My Grannie used to say that!  I still say it 3 decades later.

[chickenella]

5 minutes ago, ShortyMac said:

Pregnant at 13, delivered at 14????????? Oh, my Lord.

My Sil has this girl beat,  she delivered her baby at 13. (I can't stand her, can you tell?) When she had to go to the school for her child the teachers always thought she was the big sister.

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys I am laughing so hard I can barely keep up. You are in rare form. 

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

"No mother like no big-ass daughter." OMG!

I spit out my Gatorade Zero!!!

[Any day now]

I hope the bathroom Tupperware doesn’t get mixed up with the cooking Tupperware...

[CrazyInAlabama]

My guess, they'll finally be the family that rents a box truck, and throws a mattress in the back.  

OK, 6 or 7 hours to Houston, after getting loaded in her cousin's minivan, and getting loaded by the fire department.     The fire department  is being so nice, and a police officer is helping too. .   

In honor of Lisa "Hit me Daddy!", for the big lift.    Six big guys, and women.   

Edited April 18, 2019 by CrazyInAlabama

[Viqutorious]

I think she had 6 McDonald hash browns as an appetizer. That was a big bag of food.

[ShortyMac]

4 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

How is she gonna get to Houston? Bets, anyone?

Nevermind.

Edited April 18, 2019 by ShortyMac

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Mrs Formerly Heavy J says 707

[Twopper]

Gee! a twenty minute intro.  She met a man, had a child, he got abusive. Rinse and repeat 4 times.  She met her boyfriend while she was on a stretcher in the ER?    I am adding "strange spelled name" to my bingo card.  "Jeremy" spelled "Geramy" according to the captions. 

Oh, and bf likes 'em big. 

[umgoblue]

10 minutes ago, Wanda said:

Translation, all the Johns stiffed her

Nah...she used the money for all the gold in her mouth! 

I wonder how many ounces they are...she could cash them in.

[Callaphera]

Please be hot firemen. Please be hot firemen.

[poeticlicensed]

I stopped watching Sister wives a long time ago. WTF happened to Kodouche's hair?

[Hana Chan]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

I don’t know bout this boyfriend, I wouldn’t chance putting my Johnson anywhere near her mouth. Might draw back a nub.

I really don't want to start thinking about how they can manage having sex on that bed in the middle of the living room. Not to mention how they hell he'd ever find her vagina. I'm sure that she hasn't seen it for long enough for her hooha to be declared legally dead.

At least she does her makeup nice.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys I am laughing so hard I can barely keep up. You are in rare form. 

Right?! This thread is a knock-out tonight!

[Kid]

Firemen coming!!!

[Deevee45]

I’ve noticed that most of these people live in small town places I’ve never heard of... was there anyone on from a large city?

[Lizz]

I guess 8 firemen!

[Hellga]

Fire department to load her up!  Poor guys.

At least she is trying to work on her appearance.  Wait, is that gold grille on her teeth?  Scratch that comment!!!

[Julyolo]

Road trip! Using the Assanti food map I bet!

[umgoblue]

Nervous...check

[Suzywriter]

She's putting on makeup, but not underwear.

[nokat]

9 minutes ago, Wanda said:

Love at first sight.

thats the secret to meeting men.

Finding someone who will wipe your ass.
 

[cmpbl]

Van trip! This should be good

[aliya]

7 minutes ago, iwasish said:

My Easter candy is gone. I gave to refill the basket I made for my niece. I am ashamed. 

I make a 'basket' (actually, a plastic container) for aliya jr, who is 42. I'm on 2nd bag of malted milk balls. I knew I should have waited until Good Friday to buy his stuff.

eta - first storm w/new satellite system. It's not looking good.

Edited April 18, 2019 by aliya

[Wanda]

Her neighbors will check on the kids? Will she leave bowls of food and litter boxes for them too?

[WonderWuman73]

Hello pounders!  Great to be here. You guys are hilarious. Long time lurker, first time poster. She runs through food and men like water... Jabba the hut is right...the first thing I thought. I started eating some chicken noodle soup then I starting watching and lost my appetite. I’m going to hell.. did I just see her hide some food in the side table and adjust her weave? Lolol

Edited April 18, 2019 by WonderWuman73

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm guessing 749. 

[ShortyMac]

Geramy for Jeremy? That's a...fun spelling.

[Splashes]

Yay road trip. Also its nice that she still cares enough about her appearence to do makeup.

[poeticlicensed]

Oh firemen!

[umgoblue]

Just now, WonderWuman73 said:

Hello pounders!  Great to be here. You guys are hilarious. Long time lurker, first time poster. She runs through food and men like water... Jabba the hut is right...the first thing I thought. I started eating some chicken noodle soup then I starting watching and lost my appetite. I’m going to hell but did I just see her hide some food in the said earlier table and adjust her weave? Lolol

Welcome!

[chickenella]

Oh boy the fire dept has to get ger out. Sure sign of a train wreck. Aww my legs!

[ams1001]

Not one firefighter wants to show their face? (Or does the department not allow it?)

[fonfereksglen]

Darn.  Blurred out hunks.  And she SLIDE!  Good for her!

[Hana Chan]

Prayer circle for the EMTs and that poor stretcher.

[Callaphera]

"I can get this!"

Narrator: "It turned out that she could not, indeed, get this."

[umgoblue]

Here is to 10 fine-assed firemen in 5...4...3...2..1

[DropTheSoap]

Not enough firemen! (I'm not even saying that for perving reasons, since none of them are chicks.)

edit: oops...tough to tell with the blur. one chick.

Edited April 18, 2019 by DropTheSoap

[FormeryHeavyJ]

I guess you CAN put lipstick on a pig

[cmpbl]

They need more manpower

[DC Gal in VA]

Did she just say "Ostakcles" instead of obstacles? We got us another Schenee folks! Hahahahahaha!😆

Edited April 18, 2019 by DC Gal in VA
Additional comments.

[umgoblue]

Just now, umgoblue said:

Here is to 10 fine-assed firemen in 5...4...3...2..1

Whelp...none of them wanted to be seen on this episode. 😞

[Hellga]

5 minutes ago, iwasish said:

My Easter candy is gone. I gave to refill the basket I made for my niece. I am ashamed. 

I am happy to be Orthodox, I always get to buy Easter candy on sale.  Though I did stop by a local chocolatier today and got six pieces of raspberry jellies (in dark chocolate, of course) just because I was in the area and they were unexpectedly still open.

[Caoimhe]

I’ll guess 675.  

[hoosiermom]

I just dumped potato chips all over my face trying to get the crumbs out of the bag. Dr. Now would be so ashamed. I kind of am too actually.

[CircusPeanuts]

 Thoughts from listening to the show from the kitchen without being able to see anything… Her listing of boyfriends and children— all I could think of is gurrrrl-you need to close your legs!

And her first date with her current boyfriend was literally nextflix and chill! 😏

[88Keys]

1 minute ago, ShortyMac said:

Geramy for Jeremy? That's a...fun spelling.

Germ-y?

All the neighbors are standing on the lawn snickering at her. 

At least she said "thank you" to the EMT's.