S07.E11: Jeanne's Story LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

@Pepper Mostly is this week's winner with an eerily close guess of 698.  PM wins a case of cupcakes (the appetizer of champions!), their very own pair of ill-fitting white pants with seams begging for mercy, and a haz mat suit to wear during her tour of Jeanne's luxury accommodations.  And as always the respect and admiration of her fellow Pounders! 

[Hellga]

They are both lying through their teeth and Jeanne is shutting Dr. Now out already.

Her legs looked ugly.

[Azubah]

Oh dear God! Ew! Sorry.

[fonfereksglen]

1 minute ago, Snarkastikate said:

Could be wrong, but I just don't see this working out.  But she's still mobile, as amazing as that is.  After a while all the abuse stories sound hollow.   Oh Jeanne, bariatric surgery isn't a cure.  Come on, tell him you smoke!!!

I see the divorced little people are back, that's surprising.  

I have abuse stories that would shock people who knew my family.  But .....

The children of the little people have babies.... which is a TLC meal ticket.

[cmpbl]

Oh my gosh, her legs look horrible.

[DC Gal in VA]

Oh my GAWD did she say an orange! Did she have grapes, crackers and yogurt too? I can't believe that they are both lying. Lost count of how many times Dr. Now called them liars.

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

Holy fuck! The back of her leg!?!?!?

[3girlsforus]

EWW!!! I was prematurely grateful!!

[Wanda]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

An orange! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'll bet she hasn't had an orange in decades. 

It’s those chocolate oranges that break into sections 

[Oh My.]

I am not particularly squeamish, but the thought of her leg bursting open from fluid???

No ma’am.

[88Keys]

Man, Dr. Now isn't messing around this season.  

And holy hell...what was that thing?!  I'm trying to eat supper right now!

[umgoblue]

NOW: stop lying...are really telling me only the health food you eat?!  You don't eat the healthy stuff..lyin' ass.. I am willing to bet you don't have one healthy thing in that filthy house of yours.

Blank stares...

[DEG9]

I REALLY want to smack the crap out of both of them so bad!!!

[ams1001]

6 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

What a liar!    I normally don't eat lunch?     Who does she think she's kidding?     

Can you really call it lunch when breakfast never ended?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

@Pepper Mostly is this week's winner with an eerily close guess of 698.  PM wins a case of cupcakes (the appetizer of champions!), their very own pair of ill-fitting white pants with seams begging for mercy, and a haz mat suit to wear during her tour of Jeanne's luxury accommodations.  And as always the respect and admiration of her fellow Pounders! 

(Bowing) Thank yew, thank yew! I do love cupcakes. 

[Julyolo]

I was a nurse in a hospital and we had a 600 plus pound patient come in once and his mother used to hike in with  four grocery size bags of food for him everyday. Food she prepared and cooked for him at home. He died.

Edited March 14, 2019 by Julyolo
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[Hellga]

crying doesn't get her anywhere with Dr. Now!  Bet she loses only if she stays in the hospital for a while.

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, 88Keys said:

Man, Dr. Now isn't messing around this season.  

And holy hell...what was that thing?!  I'm trying to eat supper right now!

Love his response to their lies!  Glad I am not eating seeing this.

[umgoblue]

I love how they thank him for calling their asses out...

[Snarkastikate]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

An orange. Yeah, right.

Don't forget the lean meat and skinless chicken.....

[honeywest]

“I hope it’s not already at a point where it can kill me.” Said with no conviction whatsoever.

[ams1001]

7 minutes ago, MrsRopersCaftan said:

“What do you do for activity?”

”I shove food in my gob 24/7. That’s an aerobic activity, right?”

I know I feel a little out of breath when I really eat too much. (Like, once or twice a year on Thanksgiving and Christmas, mostly.)

[MrsRopersCaftan]

Am I just completely desensitized, jaded, and cynical from years of watching this show? Because I can’t seem to muster up any sympathy for her whatsoever. Mr. Roper is sitting beside me watching and he’s watching the BS meter go up and up, too. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Dr. Now was a big old unfair meanie. She's another one who turns on the waterworks when things get down to the nitty gritty. She acts like a 13 year old. 

[aliya]

3 minutes ago, Emkat said:

Did she just think Dr. Now was going to do the surgery on her like TODAY?!

They all do.

[Wanda]

What feels unfair? I had tuned her out. That she’s so fat her ass is rotting off? That DR Now is onto her? That life isn’t fair? That Dr Pimple Popper can’t just pop the fat away? What?

[Oh My.]

I am not here for the delusion.  I’m annoyed with her for understating the amount of food she eats.  Come on!  This is the time to be real!

[umgoblue]

Scared...unfair...too much...Check..Check..Check

[String Theory]

3 minutes ago, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

Well, oranges are orange and Cheetos are orange so Cheetos are like eating oranges, right?

That's how I rationalize it, but then I don't weigh 700+ lbs........

[AnnaBanana]

1 minute ago, 3girlsforus said:

Maybe she has PCOS - Whitney only eats once a day too and still manages to be almost 400 lbs. I has to be PCOS LOL (please note sarcasm)

Huh, I must be truly abnormal....I have PCOS and weigh 155. I’m sure it has nothing to do with what I eat and my activity level.   Nah, I’m just a freak of nature.   (Note even more sarcasm)

[ams1001]

7 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

She'd find a way to eat the animals... Run hippo...Run!!!

Not Baby Fiona at the Cincinnati Zoo!

[cmpbl]

Dr. Now was mean to me.😭

[88Keys]

That thing on her leg was approaching James K levels of nastiness.  

And I'm sick of people going to Dr. Now and saying "I need you to help me," or "I need you to give me the tools I need to get healthy."  Honey, HE IS HELPING YOU.  You will never have a better opportunity than the one you are getting right now.  But you have to make the choice to stop eating so much.  The tools are in your hands, not his.

[Concerned]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Can you really call it lunch when breakfast never ended?

She’s a light eater. As soon as it’s light, she starts eating.

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

I said it last week and I’ll say it again. I fucking hate white snake, especially that horrible song and if Mr. Judgey used that as his wedding vows, I would not be Mrs. Judgey.

[Minivanessa]

Just now, DEG9 said:

I REALLY want to smack the crap out of both of them so bad!!!

The line forms right here.

So she ends up in tears at the end of the consult with Dr. Now. Well, reality bites. No magic pill *and* by the way you have an effing infection so serious you need to get to the hospital STAT because you could, you know, die from it. I'm sorry for her but good grief she and her mom are just nuts.

[Wanda]

1 minute ago, Snarkastikate said:

Don't forget the lean meat and skinless chicken.....

Exactly 4 oz, just like Lisa would fix for James

[mmecorday]

Her parents are basically treating her like a trained seal at home. They don't have time to clean because they spend every minute of the day putting food in their daughter. Disgusting.

[MsVixen]

I will be utterly surprised if this heifer gets below 500 pounds.

[CrazyInAlabama]

How long before she whines about the non-smoking hospital?    And who wants to bet Mom will get caught smuggling in a lot of food?  

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, MrsRopersCaftan said:

Am I just completely desensitized, jaded, and cynical from years of watching this show? Because I can’t seem to muster up any sympathy for her whatsoever. Mr. Roper is sitting beside me watching and he’s watching the BS meter go up and up, too. 

I have sympathy for some of them, but absolutely none for this waste of space.

[Frabbergasted]

Omg...Lardy McLiar is really ticking me off.  Arms crossed, pouty face and crocodile tears...what a great attitude

[Kvv9862]

She has to be one of the saddest/most pathetic cases on this show. No life whatsoever. At least the others had SO’s or outside friends and family.

[QuinnInND]

5 minutes ago, Wanda said:

It’s those chocolate oranges that break into sections 

Those are freaking amazing! We had a couple at Christmas! Yum! 

Ack her leg!!! 

[DEG9]

Anyone else got their fiddles out?

It's almost like she's asking the Universe to take her out, but not before wringing every bit of pathos she can out of the situation.

[umgoblue]

3 minutes ago, Snarkastikate said:

Don't forget the lean meat and skinless chicken.....

Along with the broccoli with no butter...

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, Jeeves said:

The line forms right here.

So she ends up in tears at the end of the consult with Dr. Now. Well, reality bites. No magic pill *and* by the way you have an effing infection so serious you need to get to the hospital STAT because you could, you know, die from it. I'm sorry for her but good grief she and her mom are just nuts.

No fairy godmothers, no magic wands. It's a doctor's office, honey.

[MrsRopersCaftan]

2 minutes ago, Wanda said:

 That Dr Pimple Popper can’t just pop the fat away? What?

Oh my dear sweet fancy Moses. Can you just imagine that crossover show???

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, Dr. Now was a big old unfair meanie. She's another one who turns on the waterworks when things get down to the nitty gritty. She acts like a 13 year old. 

Definitely the EQ of a 13 year old 

[mmecorday]

Jazz will never be an adult. She will always be a spoiled, self-centered child because that's how she was raised.