Mykelti

[xwordfanatik]

That just may be the first adult coloring book I buy!  Now I need to look at splendorinthetrash' site!  

[Sociology101]

One more the from the the SW Coloring Book (not my coloring, found on Reddit). 

[iwantcookies]

M has tragic eyebrows wth?! Tony looks like he stinks of armpits and just looks unsavory. Barf. 
 

Tony definitely is pregnant with a 25 pound taco baby.

[iwantcookies]

I just realized who Tony reminds me of!!! Constantine Maroulus!

[iwantcookies]

[Lovecat]

10 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

I just realized who Tony reminds me of!!! Constantine Maroulus!

Oh HELL no.  I went to see Rock of Ages when Constantine was in it, and when it was over, my friends and I were seriously considering picking up pregnancy tests; with all of the (VERY effective!) eyefucking Constantine was doing, we thought we might all have been knocked up--and we were sitting all the way up in the balcony!  The Sexy is strong with that one.  Taco Tony?  Not so much with the Sexy.  Blecccch.

[riverblue22]

6 hours ago, Lovecat said:

Oh HELL no.  I went to see Rock of Ages when Constantine was in it, and when it was over, my friends and I were seriously considering picking up pregnancy tests; with all of the (VERY effective!) eyefucking Constantine was doing, we thought we might all have been knocked up--and we were sitting all the way up in the balcony!  The Sexy is strong with that one.  Taco Tony?  Not so much with the Sexy.  Blecccch.

I don't see it either...no fish whiskers on tall and skinny Constantine~

[Kyanight]

On 9/28/2020 at 6:18 PM, Sociology101 said:

One more the from the the SW Coloring Book (not my coloring, found on Reddit). 

The picture of the wives behind Kody cracks me up.  Except Robyn needs a huge, square chin.

**Note the butt ugly Lularoe leggings that Meri is wearing!  ha ha ha ha ha ha!   

 

Edited October 1, 2020 by Kyanight

[Rabbit Hutch]

I'm gone away from these threads for 10 MINUTES and all y'all let this happen!!! 😒

Alright, who was left in charge of the hot mess known as the Mykelti and Cousin It thread?  ☹  You're sooooo FIRED!  😕☹😛

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

Poor FT - he got hit with the ugly spoon for sure.  In my younger years, I dated ALOT, some guys were handsome but that was all they had to offer. Some others, not attracted to them at first, but then once I got to know them and their personality and how they treated me, I began to find them so attractive... He has neither - no looks and what we have seen on TV - he seems to have no personality and just comes across weird.  

[Rabbit Hutch]

8 hours ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

Poor FT - he got hit with the ugly spoon for sure.  In my younger years, I dated ALOT, some guys were handsome but that was all they had to offer. Some others, not attracted to them at first, but then once I got to know them and their personality and how they treated me, I began to find them so attractive... He has neither - no looks and what we have seen on TV - he seems to have no personality and just comes across weird.  

It seems to me that he goes out of his way to put certain people off.  He gets a real kick out of it, which makes him doubly ugly in both looks and personality.  But Mykelti loves him, so.....

[Kohola3]

3 minutes ago, Rabbit Hutch said:

It seems to me that he goes out of his way to put certain people off.

Personally I think he's totally clueless about how idiotic he comes off as looking.  I believe he thinks he is clever and adorable.  Anybody that thinks it's OK to decorate a professional office with stuff toys is oblivious to what anyone else thinks.

[Rabbit Hutch]

11 minutes ago, Kohola3 said:

Personally I think he's totally clueless about how idiotic he comes off as looking.  I believe he thinks he is clever and adorable.  Anybody that thinks it's OK to decorate a professional office with stuff toys is oblivious to what anyone else thinks.

Also a good point.

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

1 hour ago, Kohola3 said:

Personally I think he's totally clueless about how idiotic he comes off as looking.  I believe he thinks he is clever and adorable.  Anybody that thinks it's OK to decorate a professional office with stuff toys is oblivious to what anyone else thinks.

plus those stupid white rimmed sunglasses he wears.. maybe he got pelted in the head too many times with the frisbee

[Kyanight]

1 hour ago, Kohola3 said:

Personally I think he's totally clueless about how idiotic he comes off as looking.  I believe he thinks he is clever and adorable.  .

So in other words..... Kody Jr.

[xwordfanatik]

Well, Mykelti did say she 'married her dad.'  Like that's a good thingk?  Yecch.

[Irate Panda]

On 9/29/2020 at 2:27 AM, iwantcookies said:

Tony reminds me of Dr. Gonzo from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas LOL

[Pickleinthemiddle]

For those that want to know.  Tony and Mykelti have done a reveal in  People magazine for their baby.  I don't want to spoil it.

[iwantcookies]

I don’t care to even look it up 

[iwantcookies]

39 minutes ago, Pickleinthemiddle said:

For those that want to know.  Tony and Mykelti have done a reveal in  People magazine for their baby.  I don't want to spoil it.

I know this is mean... but the baby will be so homely looking 

[Sandy W]

34 minutes ago, Pickleinthemiddle said:

For those that want to know.  Tony and Mykelti have done a reveal in  People magazine for their baby.  I don't want to spoil it.

Before the reveal, Mykelti was offering free shipping on orders to those that guessed the gender correctly.  In true Brown fashion, exploiting the child before it's even born.  She had 1,000 guesses when I saw the posting, could there possibly be 1,000 sad souls that would actually purchase LLRags simply for the benefit of free shipping?

[laurakaye]

11 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

I know this is mean... but the baby will be so homely looking 

But it's going to have a fantastic head of hair!

[Lovecat]

In case anyone wants to know but doesn't want to click out to the People article:

Spoiler

It's a girl.  Not Tony (to my knowledge).  The baby.

 

[ginger90]

Her Instagram announcement:
 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CG0RnpBA6op/?hl=en

From the PEOPLE article, why do people put it out there that they wanted the opposite?

 

"When I found out it was a girl, I felt, 'Wow, yup my wife was right, she just knew,' " adds Tony. "I was happy it's a girl, but I did want a boy first. I'm ready to be overprotective."

[Teafortwo]

Presto chango!

 

Spoiler

From Mykelti's Instagram, it appears they are announcing that Tony has completed his transition

  

Edited October 26, 2020 by Teafortwo

[Sandy W]

 Taking a guess at the name  for the new Baby Padron.  Odds are it will be something very cutsie like ToKeltii, with 2 little hearts ❤️❤️dotting the "i's"

[laurakaye]

16 hours ago, Sandy W said:

 Taking a guess at the name  for the new Baby Padron.  Odds are it will be something very cutsie like ToKeltii, with 2 little hearts ❤️❤️dotting the "i's"

I like ToKeltii.  Could also be Mykelony, or Tonikelt, or Tontacos, or Pinata.  Who knows with these two.

[iwantcookies]

Taqueria 

Toni

Tonette

Myto

Kodi

 

[Sandy W]

MynoTony.

[xwordfanatik]

3 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

Taqueria 

Toni

Tonette

Myto

Kodi

 

I kinda like Taqueria, but I'd like Taquiera better.  Don't ask me why.  Has Mytonia been guessed?  

 

 

[Gramto6]

And given this fambly's fascination with the letter 'Y' it could be Yomekony!

Edited October 29, 2020 by Gramto6

[DakotaJustice]

I think that they'll name her Antonia. Or it'll be her middle name. 

[laurakaye]

16 hours ago, Gramto6 said:

And given this fambly's fascination with the letter 'Y' it could be Yomekony!

MyKyltonya AnTonYa KodYyFy (the F is silent) Patron.

[iwantcookies]

Taco Toni 

Toni Mykael 

I think the kid will have a ridiculous name. 

[suzywallis]

On 10/30/2020 at 11:35 PM, iwantcookies said:

Taco Toni 

Toni Mykael 

I think the kid will have a ridiculous name. 

Pretty much a given.

[skipnjump]

11 hours ago, suzywallis said:

Pretty much a given.

Probably a name from one of Tony's favorite online games, with perhaps a "creative" spelling

[Ms.Lulu]

LulaToe

LulaToni

LulaMoe

Edited November 2, 2020 by PDXlulu

[ginger90]

Due March 30th:
 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHBD4ocA-GC/?hl=en

Edited November 3, 2020 by ginger90

[deirdra]

Most people with 5 months to go barely look pregnant.  Mykelti looks like she only had 2-3 months to go.

Edited November 4, 2020 by deirdra

[xwordfanatik]

Maybe it's twins?  She does look rather big for over 4 months to go.

Hey Miss M, don't forget, your daughter needs a Y in her name.  Your bonus mom Robyn thinks Wyoming starts with Y, remember?  So it's got to be the most impor-unt letter in the alphabet.

Why not pick a name that does start with a Y?  Yvonne, Yvette, Yolanda?

Side note:  it bugs the hell out of me that Christine made sure all her girls had the requisite Y, yet, where it would have made the most sense, she named her son Paedon.  What was wrong with, ya know, Peyton?  

[iwantcookies]

Maybe she is diabetic? Also she looks overweight and that would make her look bigger. I agree she looks 7 months pregnant.

[Scarlett45]

3 hours ago, deirdra said:

Most people with 5 months to go barely look pregnant.  Mykelti looks like she only had 2-3 months to go.

How tall is Mykelti? Also, even at her thinnest she was an Apple shape with a wider torso. 
 

Im not going to say any woman should look xyz way based on her gestation. Original weight, height, torso size, clothing, angles etc can all make a pregnant woman look differently. 

[Adiba]

Mykelti does look further along, imo. Even very heavy women may not show that much (different from original shape) in the early stages of pregnancy. I was thinking maybe they're wrong about the due date? Or maybe they gave a later due date to the media for some reason?

Edited November 4, 2020 by Adiba
Wrong name!

[Kohola3]

Partly it's the way she is standing, thrusting out her stomach as first timers tend to do to show off their belly.  But even with that she does look pretty big.

4 minutes ago, Adiba said:

Or maybe they gave a later due date to the media for some reason?

Possibly to fit in with filming or something.  Who knows with these morons.

[Normades]

45 minutes ago, Adiba said:

Mariah does look further along, imo.

You're right both Mariah and Audrey look further along, but the problem is neither of them are pregnant!!

Sorry, I couldn't resist your Freudian slip.  

[laurakaye]

11 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

Side note:  it bugs the hell out of me that Christine made sure all her girls had the requisite Y, yet, where it would have made the most sense, she named her son Paedon.  What was wrong with, ya know, Peyton?  

Same!  I mean - Paydon?  Peyton?  Peydon, Paeydon, etc?  It's an unusual theme that works for the most part except she screwed it up!

 

[iwantcookies]

9 hours ago, Normades said:

You're right both Mariah and Audrey look further along, but the problem is neither of them are pregnant!!

Sorry, I couldn't resist your Freudian slip.  

They are pregnant with food babies specifically $5 overpriced pastries and lattes.

[Gramto6]

14 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

They are pregnant with food babies specifically $5 overpriced pastries and lattes.

And avocado toast!

[Teafortwo]

I found this via Sisterwives reddit: https://www.tiktok.com/foryou?lang=en#/@tokelti/video/6889189637344988422

OMG

[deirdra]

1 hour ago, Teafortwo said:

I found this via Sisterwives reddit: https://www.tiktok.com/foryou?lang=en#/@tokelti/video/6889189637344988422

OMG

Hideous!