90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[DragonFlyzz]

Tomorrow holds drama.  Guaranteed.

[LilaFowler]

Ugh, this BigLittleFucker

[Floatingbison]

Tom looks like he's thinned down a little bit.  Darcey's gonna lose her shit when sees how good he looks.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, blubld43 said:

Did he really just say he's " here with an open heart"???

He has been chatting with Jesse

[JennyMominFL]

Ed should date Lisa

[peaceknit]

Mayo head is back.

[greekmom]

Damn it Ed. Couldn't you have showered and shaved for god's sake?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, DNR said:

Tom just wants to show that he knocked sone weight off 

Begrudgingly, he is looking better. Oh I am so ashamed that I typed that

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

Did he really just say he's " here with an open heart"???

Maybe he means he's here to have open heart surgery. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Big Ed is dead to me.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

Did he really just say he's " here with an open heart"???

🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢

[KelseyNikki614]

Big Ed is looking real greasy. Did he sub oil for mayo? 

[Frozendiva]

Ed, you feel like you wasted thousands of dollars.

[Kroliosis]

I hate Ed.  I’m sorry I ever said he wasn’t that bad!

[mmecorday]

Yeah, Ed. You blew it. You thought you had hand. You have no hand. And you're going to need it.

[DragonFlyzz]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Darcy wears her Super Girl Empowerment push up bra to meet up with Tom.

Push up bra?  You hoping to suffocate Darce?

[usernameG]

Ugh Ed, layoff the mayo. Its making your hair greasy.

 

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Darcy wears her Super Girl Empowerment push up bra to meet up with Tom.

Guuurrrl.....if she doesn't I will eat my proverbial hat..

[Pepper Mostly]

I hope Rose is having a luxurious breakfast from room service, including truffles and Veuve Cliquot champagne. Followed by a full body massage, facial, mani-pedi, hair cut and style, and a few hours shopping in the hotel's shops. All charged to the room that Ed is paying for. Fuck him. 

[Gobi]

"I wonder if it's too late to ask Rose to take a pregnancy test?"

[magemaud]

Late watching so I’m a little behind. Does Usman EVER call her just “LIsa”?

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

Ugh, this BigLittleFucker

I like to refer to him as Baby Potato.   Ed, nobody cares and those tears are FAKE.  

Also, thanks for the migraine advice guys!  ❤️   I am going to follow all suggestions.  You are the BEST.

[DNR]

I HATE ED’s HAIR 😡

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed, you feel sick to your stomach because of the mayonnaise smell on your head

[Leilani]

I know when I love someone, I sign my texts with : regards.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Big Ed is a big loser!

[Twopper]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper Mostly, don’t panic. No point in worrying about something you can’t control. We’re here for you and won’t desert you in your hour of need. Or three hours on Sunday nights.

Wha' happened to @Pepper Mostly?   I just got here.  We went for a walk,  then I made pancakes for dinner.  Between the time I finished eating and loading the dishes there were 99 new replies.  I haven't even had time to change from the ID channel to TLC

[HappyDancex2]

Ed needs to shower and shave.  Twice.  He'd look so much better.  And taller.

[blubld43]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

Double post, sorry.

Edited March 30, 2020 by blubld43

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Big Ed is dead to me.

He’s an evil leprechaun 

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

He has been chatting cheating with Jesse

 FTFY

[Grifter Lives]

Why did they show us Big Ed sitting with his legs folded?  I thought that Sharp only posed the women like that.

[Kroliosis]

THATS NOT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE THAT LANGUAGE!!! Arrghhh

[Mary Godfrey]

Ed shouldn't have stuck his neck out with Rose. He unnecessarily got short with her.

[TMI]

ED....you are a tool....connecting with  a translating app...will certainly sweep her off her feet!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Now onto the colorful lesbians.  

[LilaFowler]

They're pushing this catfish angle so hard that the Ukrainian has to be real.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Why did they show us Big Ed sitting with his legs folded?  I thought that Sharp only posed the women like that.

His feet don’t reach the floor.  

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ed, you feel sick to your stomach because of the mayonnaise smell on your head

It’s def gone rancid in the heat

[kendi]

Ed, Shoulders, Knees and Toes

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Kroliosis said:

THATS NOT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE THAT LANGUAGE!!! Arrghhh

You mean its not tangalongoliangolnianese?   Shocked.

[FrancescaFiore]

Rosemarie is going to be one of those wives who steamrolls over her husband. She looks all demure in photos, but she's clearly used to being in charge.

Ed "I'm making the half-assiest of half-assed efforts to connect with Rose by copying & pasting my message into Google translate for her" is starting to really piss me off. Really? That's the best he could do? Lort.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Huge thunderstorm right over my house. Hope I don’t lose the electricity. I can be in isolation for a year, but not without power.

[Maybeitsme]

Yeah someone is gonna show 

[firefly]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Darcy wears her Super Girl Empowerment push up bra to meet up with Tom.

If they get any higher they are going to look like Mickey Mouse ears on the top of her head.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

They're pushing this catfish angle so hard that the Ukrainian has to be real.

I wouldn’t put it past TLC to pay someone to show up.  

[Floatingbison]

Ed sucks.  He would be lucky to catch an STD.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Kroliosis said:

THATS NOT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE THAT LANGUAGE!!! Arrghhh

Yes, it is. Loathe that I am to back Ed.

[sainte-chapelle]

Does that face roller thing Darcey was using actually do anything?

[hisbunkie]

17 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Usman have you learned nothing from Mykull? She-Hulk will eventually see these talking heads...

He wants to have a family with Lisa?  Really?  I doubt she has eggs in her fridge never mind future.