90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Archer27]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Bergen County here.

I grew up in Bergen County. I live in Essex County now and teach in Passaic County. So, Doublemint, you get the geography. lol

[OldButHappy]

17 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Cue “Wrap It Up” by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. Anyone? Anyone? 

I'll take it...

[hookedontv]

Avery is boring. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, hisbunkie said:

My kids are my life!

So much sexy....yessss I love it so much baby. I will not accept this, do you understand?

[Doublemint]

Just now, Archer27 said:

I grew up in Bergen County. I live in Essex County now and teach in Passaic County. So, Doublemint, you get the geography. lol

Grew up in Essex, live in Bergen, taught in Hudson.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Avery: Hi Grandma!

Avery’s facial expression: Oh shit. She’s here too?

[hookedontv]

The dogs are all cuter than anyone on this show. And better behaved. And smarter. 

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Bergen County here.

Me too!

[Gobi]

"Are you going to introduce us to your film crew?"

[Armchair Critic]

Just what a parent wants to hear "I'm leaving my kids behind and going to Australia to meet a guy I met online"

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Avery is boring. 

😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

[Frozendiva]

Too bad Ash couldn't meet her halfway, like Hawaii.

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, OldButHappy said:

I'll take it...

Boom! I think I just met my soulmate!!

[LennieBriscoe]

5 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I imagine it smells like Georgio Designer Imposters Perfume, Marlboro Reds, Red Bull, and weed.

And York Peppermint Patties!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/York_Peppermint_Pattie

Edited March 2, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[mamadrama]

11 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

Bid Ed is the cheater!!!!
 

His ex-wife is the one that needs the microwave popcorn watching this show.

 

She should join us!  Someone find her on social media and give her the Rice a Roni link! 🥳

Yeah, it's not his looks that turn me off...

He cheated on his wife, lied about his height, lied about wanting to get snipped, and is pursuing a woman from a poor country who looks 14. 

Just because Big Ed has a medical issue and his dog likes him doesn't mean he's out of the pile. He might currently be on top of the heap but it still stinks. He's just like the rest of them.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Mom is old school, she just doesn’t understand how you can date someone you’ve never met from another continent. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Okay, I’m loving Mother Avery because she is the voice of reason.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Just what a parent wants to hear "I'm leaving my kids behind and going to Australia to meet a guy I met online"

I love the grandmother. "Aren't there any fellas in Washington?" She the MVP tonight. 

[mmecorday]

Is there a self-help group called Instagram Anonymous?

[iwasish]

Who is going to watch her kid(s)?

If she asks her parents, they should just say no. 

Edited March 2, 2020 by iwasish

[Floatingbison]

I met Mrs. Floatingbison on the internets, but she's from the same general area I'm from.

[Neurochick]

I love how her mom said “how can you date him when it’s online?”  Haha.

[Doublemint]

Manson can't get a Visa - I mean Ash.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grandma Avery: WTF?

[Angry Moldovan]

Finally a family asking real questions, they see it for the BS it is

[OoogleEyes]

Obviously Avery has not learned from her mistakes 

[Dance4Life]

TLC scams the viewer, too!

 

I swear 90 Days is 30 minutes continuous show....and, 90 minute commercials! 
 

(hope I did the math right!)

well, this is when I read the comments......I guess...it is alrite! 🥳

Edited March 2, 2020 by Dance4Life

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Ash is the perfect person, I’m Queen Elizabeth.

[Mr. Miner]

These people never listen to their families anyway.

[SunnyBeBe]

I’m just not feeling any sympathy for any of these contestants, I mean cast members, this season. I’m just numb. Don’t care what happens to any of these people.....their ignorance insults my intelligence. At some point, it’s just not amusing. Think I’m there.

[Frozendiva]

Is Ash paying for any of Avery's expenses?

[mmecorday]

*GROAN!* Sometimes I think this show should be called "Desperate To Be Housewives."

[magemaud]

10 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

 

The Challenge: Yahoo Boys vs. Love Rats. 

 

Could Michael and The Goofballs (sounds like a singing group) be Yahoo Boys? 

10 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

 

The Challenge: Yahoo Boys vs. Love Rats. 

 

Could Michael and The Goofballs (sounds like a singing group) be Yahoo Boys? 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

If Ash is the perfect person, I’m Queen Elizabeth.

You must change your name to Queen Anxiety 

[Eldemarge]

Ed is the only person who looks the same using facetime on his phone at that weird low angle AND completely head-on.

[Frozendiva]

Yet another athleisure line?

[Armchair Critic]

If I buy her fitness gear can I look like Carrie Underwood? 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If Ash is the perfect person, I’m Queen Elizabeth.

Nice to meet you your Majesty !

[OldButHappy]

4 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

 

6 minutes ago, OldButHappy said:

I'll take it...

Boom! I think I just met my soulmate!!

 

We can hang out and Listen to Stevie Ray Vaughn, too!

[Dance4Life]

3 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Yeah, it's not his looks that turn me off...

He cheated on his wife, lied about his height, lied about wanting to get snipped, and is pursuing a woman from a poor country who looks 14. 

Just because Big Ed has a medical issue and his dog likes him doesn't mean he's out of the pile. He might currently be on top of the heap but it still stinks. He's just like the rest of them.

🙌🏻

[sainte-chapelle]

"When you go up there to see him" Isn't Australia the land down under?

[hookedontv]

Did y’all just see Darcey in full face bronzer asking Tom in that clipped manner of speaking she uses: “What are your intentions?”

Geez she’s awful. I wish Tom would say: “I just want some on camera time and some sex, you game?”

[talktoomuch]

Two best lines tonight:

Friend Varya: So...you've lost your mind?

Grandma Avery: Aren't there any fellas in Washington?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Yet another athleisure line?

Just what the world needs, more iterations of yoga pants and sports bras.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

I’m just not feeling any sympathy for any of these contestants, I mean cast members, this season. I’m just numb. Don’t care what happens to any of these people.....their ignorance insults my intelligence. At some point, it’s just not amusing. Think I’m there.

I worry that I’m never going to be there. Maybe I do need an intervention 😝

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

You must change your name to Queen Anxiety 

Perhaps: Soja Queen Anxiety. 

[mmecorday]

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Yet another athleisure line?

And I'm sure Carrie Underwire works out in her garage.

[Doublemint]

Which loser will be endlessly waiting at the airport this episode.  My money's on Yolanda.

[Floatingbison]

My entire life is leading up to the moment when Big Ed's love interest sees him in person for the first time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I worry that I’m never going to be there. Maybe I do need an intervention 😝

We need the group rate. 

“Your Family is going to say some things, then you’ll say some things and that’s it.”

Edited March 2, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety