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[Adeejay]

Three times? Go Angela!

[snarkish]

She is so "agile". I guess she can still get her ankles above her shoulders. There is not enough bleach for my eyes seeing Ang in the morning braying about her previous nookie. GAG.

[Suzywriter]

If a man called me masculine and agile, I would be packing. What man is happy that his girlfriend is masculine.?

[PeaceLily2]

I’m already embarrassed for Michael.

[athousandclowns]

1 hour ago, snarkish said:

And the braying donkey is about to barrel Michael down...

You guys are cracking me up and I'm watching something recorded as new and it's a rehash of what. I've seen  3 times!

[VioletNevermind]

“Make it more younger” is the new “She’s big a little bit.”  You heard it here first. 

[Armchair Critic]

Maybe Angela should have fixed herself up a little bit to meet mama?

[charmed1]

Ew! Ew! Ew!! No! I don’t want to see their post-coital morning. He kisses her with the side of the mouth. Sorry Michael. You’re still getting all her cooties dude.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Yeah, I actually like the duvet cover practice.  Once i understood the duvet thing i realIed why there werent 2 sheets. Are you in the UK?

Canada.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jon baffles me really. He insisted on taking the "dad" role. He supported Rachel through her pregnancy and face timed through her labor. He enshrined a piece of the umbilical cord! and now he acts like this sweet little baby has been foisted on him unbeknownst. WTF?

I think some men like the idea of being a father better than actually being a father and putting in any work.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes Ricky. You were naive. Light is dawning? 

[greekmom]

Angela slapping him in the previews - yeah you don't do that.

[Bubbacat]

Well. Next week looks . . . promising.

[ALittleShelfish]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yes Ricky. You were naive. Light is dawning? 

I feel like Ricky just meant to say "stupid" but pronounced it "naive" instead.  Or at least that's what I'm telling myself.

[Lucky Santangelo]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Angela slapping him in the previews - yeah you don't do that.

He said she was fat. Lol

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, good night fellow travelers! See you in the regular thread and around the forum!! Smooches!!

[snarkish]

So, Kreeny's magenta lipstick shows back up for their wedding. Tarik is expected to dance with snakes. Ricky realizes that Melissa has detention and can't meet him. Angela starts pulling a Larry hissy fit over local customs/food. Woohoo!

Mr. Snarkish went back to his book and Little Snarkish got to stay up late on a school night. 

Off to Bedfordshire, folks! Enjoyed it!

[AussieBabe]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Angela slapping him in the previews - yeah you don't do that.

He called her fat, and she said don't say that. Angie....sis, what do you expect him to say? 

And she looks way older than his mum. 

[charmed1]

Oh, “Because she is fat,” is going to be my new “That’s what she said.” I’m using that whenever I can.

[PeaceLily2]

26 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

When they were walking through Central Park he looked improbably tiny waisted.

I saw it!  He does look cinched.

[CoachWristletJen]

38 minutes ago, Bubbacat said:

Well, that's ONE reason it's disturbing . . .

And how fried is Angela's brain to pounce on the poor young man and kiss away and not sense his repulsion?

[BradandJanet]

Unlike Rachel, I actually need to sleep every 15 hours or so. 

Jon seems to have anxiety. His mom responded by making him a cup of tea. I bet she has to do that a lot. 

Why were there two previews for next week? It looks promising. 

[milner]

If Angela was a fiddy two year old , obese, loud obnoxious male jumping all over a young woman we would be horrified. This makes me uncomfortable. Not quite a “me too” moment but close

[Armchair Critic]

26 minutes ago, milner said:

If Angela was a fiddy two year old , obese, loud obnoxious male jumping all over a young woman we would be horrified. This makes me uncomfortable. Not quite a “me too” moment but close

It is gross but I feel like he could tell her no and push her away if he wanted to. He signed up for this and must have known enough that this woman must be a little desperate to come all the way there to meet a man.

It's kind of hard to force a man to have sex with you 3 times in a night, I think he liked it but is embarrassed of her.

Edited August 20, 2018 by Armchair Critic

[charmed1]

13 minutes ago, milner said:

If Angela was a fiddy two year old , obese, loud obnoxious male jumping all over a young woman we would be horrified. This makes me uncomfortable. Not quite a “me too” moment but close

I’m definitely horrified, as were others. As I said, Michael looks like a child. 

[Owwwww ma leg]

2 hours ago, Suzywriter said:

I really want Michael and Angela to succeed. Am I sane?

I like his comments about how masculine and joyous she is. He wants the green card and is up front about it. I like them. 

[HappyDancex2]

4 hours ago, PeaceLily2 said:

Where do you even buy that horrible ugly shirt Angela has on?  

fugever 62?

[Lily247]

6 hours ago, snarkish said:

Anyone notice how red poor Lucy's head is in the back? All that riding in her car seat, I suppose. :-(

I think it might just be a strawberry mark

[Bou]

12 hours ago, HappyDancex2 said:

fugever 62?

Is there a go fund me page to buy Angela a bra that fits?

[booboopbedoo]

16 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

Maybe Angela should have fixed herself up a little bit to meet mama?

I think that is as fixed as she gets.

Man she must have stunk after that plane ride. At least her sweat stain was heart shaped.

13 hours ago, HappyDancex2 said:

fugever 62?

Macy's Menopause Woman

16 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

It's kind of hard to force a man to have sex with you 3 times in a night, I think he liked it but is embarrassed of her.

she kept grabbing his Nigerian Anaconda so I am sure she could make it crispy

[Brooklynista]

2 hours ago, Bou said:

Is there a go fund me page to buy Angela a bra that fits?

Aren't Super Bras Molly's forte?  Doesn't TLC do a Meet and Greet with these people?

[Pepper Mostly]

So many crossover opportunities! Molly could outfit Angela. And her daughters could meet Darcey's girls for a support group of Daughters of Thirsty Mothers. 

[HappyDancex2]

20 hours ago, milner said:

If Angela was a fiddy two year old , obese, loud obnoxious male jumping all over a young woman we would be horrified. This makes me uncomfortable. Not quite a “me too” moment but close

Sean and Abby

David and Annie

All the guys over 40 chasing all the girls under 25, which is a lot men in general. 

Why is this acceptable with actors?  Tons of men with women who are 20, 30 or 40 years younger than them.  If not all of them LOL after they hit 40 and get rid of their starter wives.   I was shocked when I learned that Patrick Stewart's wife was soooooooo young.  Captain Picard indeed!

[Pepper Mostly]

13 hours ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Sean and Abby

David and Annie

All the guys over 40 chasing all the girls under 25, which is a lot men in general.

And What'shisface, the "specimen". Girlfriend Nikki, from the Philippines. Trying to replace Wife #1 (who apparently was able to chew through the restraints and make her escape after 20 years). He was about 60, she was 20.

[Lucky Santangelo]

On 8/19/2018 at 9:28 PM, milner said:

If Angela was a fiddy two year old , obese, loud obnoxious male jumping all over a young woman we would be horrified. This makes me uncomfortable. Not quite a “me too” moment but close

Your right. Like we were grossed out by Sean and Abby

[Lynnlynnlynn586]

On 8/19/2018 at 10:12 PM, BradandJanet said:

Unlike Rachel, I actually need to sleep every 15 hours or so. 

Jon seems to have anxiety. His mom responded by making him a cup of tea. I bet she has to do that a lot. 

Why were there two previews for next week? It looks promising. 

Jon seems to have some issues going on (mentally) i think hes nice but i totally agree with you.

[JunkFoodTV]

On 8/19/2018 at 7:12 PM, PeaceLily2 said:

I saw it!  He does look cinched.

Which may explain HIS resting bitch face.

[jacksgirl]

Hi all!! Happy Snarking tonight.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey! I'm here, laptop open and ready to snark!!

[Armchair Critic]

Here we go with the 8/26/18 episode 

"Family Ties" - Angela is introduced to Michael's Nigerian mother; tensions mount between Jesse and Darcey as they head to Connecticut; Jon introduces Rachel to his skeptical sister; Karine and Paul get into an argument; Tarik has a religious experience.

[JennyMominFL]

ready to eat my donuts!

[Armchair Critic]

I noticed in the episode description they don't mention Ricky, I think "Melissa" is going to blow him off....

[snarkish]

Hi  ho...hi ho...it's off to snark we go....

[Armchair Critic]

What I want to see is Big Ang meeting Michael's mother... I am cringing already

Michael's mother wants Angela to be obedient to her son. Good luck with that!

[Pepper Mostly]

Here it comes, my first "Oh Ricky" of the night. Oh Ricky.

[jacksgirl]

Oh hell no. You don't call your future mil mama when you are older than she.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hey Folks.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Here it comes, my first "Oh Ricky" of the night. Oh Ricky

And it's not Oh Ricky you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love Michael’s mother.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tip one, Angela. Don't grab Michael's crotch in front of his mother.