90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Pepper Mostly]

Well they're made of stronger stuff than I am--I could never walk away from the heavenly smell of a fresh hot pizza.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, he's just going to stand there? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She should have locked the door from the inside. Jesse is toxic.

[Quof]

Jeezuz, they have more stuff in that hotel room than I have in my entire wardrobe.  How long are they staying there?

[snarkish]

"Let's talk about it tomorrow", but I'm gonna say my piece and then walk away.

[kacesq]

is that ponytail of Darcey's real or some kind of extension...she never wears it down does she? 

 

Jesse is such an ass. he doesn't love Darcey and he's a champion manipulator.

Edited August 27, 2018 by kacesq
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[PeaceLily2]

Darcey please wear jeans and a t-shirt.  Her clothes are ridiculous.

I’m sure her daughters are MORTIFIED at her behavior.  

[peaceknit]

ugh, don't beg, darcey!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ridiculous. Loving someone doesn’t mean you make them feel like shit.

[VioletNevermind]

Oh, Darcey, honey, DO NOT BEG THAT MAN.  No, no, no, no, no. 

[HappyDancex2]

Can someone grab some pliers and get my eyes back?  They’ve rolled back reaaaaaallllly far back into my head.

[DVDFreaker]

They made up so they should go back and eat the pizza 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The cycle of violence right here. 

LOSER, referring to this sad sack Ricardo.

Edited August 27, 2018 by Auntie Anxiety

[PeaceLily2]

Jesse, you need some fixin’ too, fuckwad.

[DVDFreaker]

Ricky is delusional as hell, Melissa does not look like she had a great time

[usernameG]

Let's be real, Jesse doesn't eat carbs. I am surprised he would let Darcy eat a carb.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Enjoy the scenery. By yourself, I mean. 

[PeaceLily2]

Ricky, there is a T in mountains.  

[LilaFowler]

Oh, god, this fool. Your girl is a hooker.

[snarkish]

Rickey: "I love you"

Melissa: *giggles* "Okaaaay"

GREAT connection!

[kacesq]

oh Rickey...what praytell makes you think Melissa is intelligent? you guys really haven't communicated at all.

[Deafening Roar]

Not gonna lie, I thought it was kinda rude of Michael's mom to immediately tell her she wanted a purse like hers instead of being gracious for the one she gave her

[Armchair Critic]

Ricky still believes Melissa is a nurse? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ricky, I’d go with that thought, that she isn’t interested.

[VioletNevermind]

Damn, Ricky.  Stevie Wonder can see that you’re being played, buddy. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Twooo Wuuuuuvvvvv! Oh Ricky. 

[Adeejay]

"Doing school work" my Aunt Fannie.  When is this dope Ricky going to realize that he is being scammed?

[ALittleShelfish]

These people get dumber by the episode. 

[Deafening Roar]

Rickyyyyyyyyyyyy dude, she is not into you, not even a little bit!!!! Ughhhhh

[Neurochick]

Wake me up when Ricky and Melissa end.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ricky needs his cousin for a wingman.

[HappyDancex2]

Ricky needs to watch this back.  

[Armchair Critic]

He gave her a check? *slaps forehead*

[DVDFreaker]

Hahaha at Ricky thinking Melissa wanted to give him a kiss, he is dumb as fuck 

[Pepper Mostly]

So Ricky, you believe that she works full time and goes to school, but she was going to be able to drop everything and hang out with you when you invited yourself to visit her in Colombia? Oh Ricky. 

[LilaFowler]

Oh, Ricky is a liar.

[Pepper Mostly]

the look on Melissa's face is priceless. "OK, OK, just a few more seconds, the cab is right here, I can do this, I can do this...." 

[DVDFreaker]

Karine is crazy for wanting to start a family with Paul the rude creep! 

[HappyDancex2]

How about the 2 nutholes learn to communicate without google translator before they say....bring a child into this world?

[PityFree]

 He’s got his fanny pack!

[kacesq]

can we get to Paul and Karine so I can stop seeing the promo of Karine whining "pleeeeaaassseee" to Pole? good Lord she must really want out of Brazil to be begging Pole for a baby....or she's already pregnant and needs to bamboozle Paul into thinking it's his

[Pepper Mostly]

Ricky. You have not made one good decision yet. go home. 

[snarkish]

Just now, PityFree said:

 He’s got his fanny pack!

AND a matching do rag! Don't know about you but I'm turned on...

[greekmom]

Just now, PityFree said:

 He’s got his fanny pack!

Fanny pack aside. Ricky needs to go home and find a gal in his home state.  

[PityFree]

 My guess is Karine is actually pregnant but she was able to fake out the pregnancy test because Paul doesn’t read Portuguese.  But now she needs to hurry up and get Paul to agree to have a baby so she can pretend her pregnancy is his. 

[iwasish]

Just now, snarkish said:

AND a matching do rag! Don't know about you but I'm turned on...

He’s Doug from “ King of Queens”!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

 My guess is Karine is actually pregnant but she was able to fake out the pregnancy test because Paul doesn’t read Portuguese.  But now she needs to hurry up and get Paul to agree to have a baby so she can pretend her pregnancy is his. 

LOL, everyone in the world but Paul realizes this! 

[PeaceLily2]

Pole and his hand sanitizer hanging off the belt loop.

Edited August 27, 2018 by PeaceLily2

[ALittleShelfish]

Pole and his hand sanitizer clipped to his khakis is the highlight of this show so far.  

That's how low the bar has been set this season.

[CoachWristletJen]

Ricky, does she work as a nurse, or does she dress as a nurse when she works?