90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Eldemarge]

Is the whole plot of Crazy Eyes and Bad Salad just the fact that someone is having a drink?  Because jesus, that is boring. G'byyyyyyee

[Auntie Anxiety]

Avery is already loaded.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Anyone else just try to type “Antish” but autocorrect kept changing to “antisocial”? 😂

[Mr. Miner]

I don’t usually drink but I just did a really big bump.

[LookABird]

Ash:

[hookedontv]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Brother is judging you for drinking....

Maybe he’s friends with Benjamin. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

The "most disrespectful Nigerian" she's ever met? So, like, out of all 3 of them? 

I HATE the accent Lisa takes on when she's talking to the locals. She sounds like she's a non-English speaker trying to speak English. 

Remember Miss Alli on TWOP? She dubbed Americans speaking in a weird accent to locals "Mirnese", after a TAR contestant named Mirna who always did that. 

Ash is wearing jeggings. 

Brother Ash is judging so hard right now. 

Seriously? Ash has no idea what to expect from a martini? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do these people only talk in psychobabble?

[Adeejay]

I don't like Ash's brother; he seems very judgmental.  He's only known Avery for two minutes and he's already calling her a bad influence.  

[Leilani]

Ash's eyes are so helter skelter.

[Twopper]

So she has dated Ash for nine months and is clueless that he isn't much of a drinker?  I wonder what else she doesn't know.  

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If Ash said it, it has to be true!

My bad

[Mrs. Landingham]

Wow, so Antish seems fun. 

[xls]

His eyes when he took a drink! 😳🤣

[hisbunkie]

I wonder if Ash is a new contact lens wearer?  If that’s why he is popping his eyes becaus3 of that?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Antish anything like Waspish? I’ll ask Anna next time I see her.

Ash’s bro goes in for the kill. They haven’t really thought about the kids. That says it all.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Adeejay said:

I don't like Ash's brother; he seems very judgmental.  He's only known Avery for two minutes and he's already calling her a bad influence.  

Ash just met her the previous day.  

[Frozendiva]

Brother Ash, none of this is your business. 

[Twopper]

15 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

AGAIN with tossing the suitcase on the bed! Heathen! Stop! Gross! 

I am beginning to wonder if TLC tells them to do it or if the camera crew gets into the room before the 90 dayers and steals the suitcase stands

[tvrox]

That pause the brother gave after she asked if he had been there before... that was awesome!

[talktoomuch]

Brother Ash is pure comedy to me. His razor sharp questions and judgmental hmmph are giving me life.

[FrancescaFiore]

Ash's brother is is dick 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

Ash's eyes are so helter skelter.

Manson eyes!!

[Gobi]

Did David Lynch direct that sequence with the brothers?

[mamadrama]

My 13 yo son just walked into the room and saw Ash's eyes and said, "What the f...frick?!"

And then...

Ash: I don't usually drink alcohol. 

My son: Because you save your money for the cocaine? 

[mmecorday]

Anyone else jealous of these people going to restaurants?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Big Ed still wearing that sweaty shirt?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Big Ed is STILL wearing that sweaty shirt?

[Pepper Mostly]

Do people really do this? Grill the gf's or bf's of their friends and demand to know their intentions? Who fucking cares! They'll stay together or they'll break up! 

[hookedontv]

Here comes the STD test talk! 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Zip it, Pee Wee. 

[Floatingbison]

Big Ed, just STOP!

[Frozendiva]

These people don't seem to travel much so they don't know that there is a suitcase holder in the closet?

[mamadrama]

Oddly enough, I think Ash and Avery may be the only "real" couple on this season. I wouldn't have called that in the beginning. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Ash's brother is is dick 

I wonder if like Liam, he knows the history of Ash and his florist. 

[Armchair Critic]

Awkward silence... these people like Ed who are very gregarious I would think would be bored with somebody who can't keep up with their humor, but then again these men only seem concerned about youth and looks.

[LennieBriscoe]

Ash's eyes are always on Level "You did WHAT?!"

[Floatingbison]

I'm cringing, I'm so embarrassed for this guy.  I'm getting pee shivers from this I'm so appalled.

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

My 13 yo son just walked into the room and saw Ash's eyes and said, "What the f...frick?!"

And then...

Ash: I don't usually drink alcohol. 

My son: Because you save your money for the cocaine? 

Mini Mamadrama is awesome!! Great snark. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Ed. You're so smooth. 

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

The brother’s eyes seem less...crazy....

Antish, the brother with normal thyroid function 

[Frozendiva]

Ed, you discuss this when you are getting close to someone - that it is something that both partners do and normal in the US and many other countries.

[RealReality]

Rose the show pony.  Poor girl. 

[Doublemint]

STD test time - the test is easier than sleeping with Ed!

[tvrox]

6 minutes ago, kacesq said:

The brother’s eyes seem less...crazy....

They look scarily alike though. Are they twins?

[Twopper]

4 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Ash's eyes are so helter skelter.

I would guess he has Graves disease like Marty Feldman had. 

[Floatingbison]

She needs to respond, Well, I want you to have a neck test!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m having trouble understanding why anyone would be offended by being asked to take an STD test. I’m a cervical cancer survivor who got HPV from my cheating husband. I didn’t know he was cheating.

[RealReality]

Hey Ed, let's talk about your Facebook friends.  

[Eldemarge]

Somebody ask this ugly motherfucker to take an STD test.

OH SHE JUST DID, YESSSSSS